Posts by Keith James812

Oh, what's the matter, coward? You went ahead and deleted your post, didn't you?😁

Roger Reed49 said:😁

absolute nonsense.

I swear, if I ever get stuck in the same room as you again... 😁 😁 😁

Quinquagint said:Who’s gonna ban me now? I haven't even broken a sweat yet!

Hehehe... oh man, this makes me so happy... I am loving every second of this... 😁 😁 😁

Well, since you didn't want to spend a dime on me, there you go! You get what you deserve!! 😁 😁 😁

Roger Wright4 said:....that would be freaking awesome.

Seriously, life is just one big predictable mess... I should've known Phoenix is the only one I can actually count on... 😁

That's my Phoenix right there! You were on the right track, now keep it going... MORE! MORE! 😁

Michael Sullivan3 said:GOD DAMN IT!!

Look, I don't care, Michael Sullivan3... but if this is really the best you can muster for your former boss, then we are seriously... 🙄 😁

Roger Reed49 said:Sneaky... real sneaky. Trying to keep that username of yours for as long as possible, even if it’s shorter than ever before.

So you're playing hardball, huh? Fine by me... *scribbles it down in my notebook* 😁

.. I seriously can't! 😁 I honestly wish I could just say something so out of line that I’d get banned on the spot, but I just can't bring myself to type it out... please, if it's not too much trouble, just go off on me! Say whatever crazy stuff comes to mind, and when the moderator comes after you, just tell them I was the one who egged you on... 🙂

Basta said:Hmpf, isn't that literally the whole point? Screw self-control if you can just pull the strings from behind the scenes... 😁

He’s just like my buddy back in Chicago 😁 used the exact same excuse to go absolutely ballistic at the local dive bar 😁

Basta said:What on earth do socks have to do with being faithful? 😕

Oh, come on, just picture how you'd react to a sight like that... killer black high heels... long, elegant legs in fishnets... all ending right under some cute little lace on a rounded backside... 😁

Honestly, Basta, I don't think you'd even be able to keep it together. 😎 😁

Basta said:Fishnet stockings? Seriously?

Sure, maybe... but not with my girl. My wife is a saint—loyal, steady, and stays true to me no matter what. 😎

shadowjackal88 said:It really depends on when the job wraps up and what time of year we're talking about... but jalnuški can definitely be secular.

Look, from a Jewish perspective, jalnuški is so incredibly secular it’s practically impossible to describe 😁 but please, don't go pinning everything on him... jalnuški was basically just an extra in a chicken costume. We all know who the actual star was and who was busy hypnotizing the entire crowd.😁

Basta said:The occupation in twenty snapshots... ☕

Basta.. if I started putting high heels on chickens next time.. would you actually care then?😁

Bradley Wells4 said:They really do. "The jalnuški go out to party every Friday right after payday."

😁 😁 😁

Wait, isn't Saturday the start of the big weekend rush right after payday?😁

Kevin Collins said:Well, you totally screwed over unknown.🙄

pssst... I didn't screw him over. I have The plan... I'm just gonna dress unknown up like a giant chicken.😁

Brian Moore67 said:And what about polygamy?

Look, I already gave you my answer: a hundred wives... how many could you actually handle??? 😁

Brian Moore67 said:Oh, yeah. I spent my first six months working in a massive poultry farm out in rural Arizona—it was part of some big agricultural collective—but I couldn't talk them into changing things. We're talking huge operations, like 50,000 chickens... and not a single one stopped laying. Actually, a few did, but it turned out they had intestinal obstructions, which I only found out during the autopsies. And get this: I had to perform those autopsies every single morning on the dead and sick birds just to keep the infection from spreading everywhere.

I’ve got skills, clearly. 😬

Wait, what???? 😍 😍 😍 😍
So why on earth did we waste all that time obsessing over those stupid sex stories? Honestly, fine, I’ll marry a hundred women, bring on the knives, whatever! I’d already completely given up hope on ever finding someone who wouldn't lose their mind over having chickens running around the house.😍

Brian Moore67 said:Oops. What kind of weird fetish is this even supposed to be? Are we just losing our minds here?

No, wait, I actually meant more like how you could somehow convince them to stop making a mess all over the house 😁

Brian Moore67 said:Give me a break. It’s pretty obvious you have zero clue how to actually use your brain during sex. That’s not even the kind of rush we're talking about... Besides, just wait and see. The G-spot is child's play. The brain is the ultimate G-spot—and then some.

Alright, alright, calm down... no need to get all worked up immediately. 😍

But seriously, that "give me a break" bit actually reminded me of something... do you think I could use that technique to influence my chicken's brain?😁 😁

Brian Moore67 said:Nah, you’ve got it wrong. That's not even the point. You're expected to actually dive in and help build the experience yourself—you get turned on by that, and then the whole thing just hits harder because of the suggestion. Like someone once said, the brain is the biggest erogenous zone out there. It’s insane.

But what if I'm just into... John Doe?😁 Why bother messing around with all those complicated techniques when we could just go out and get ourselves a John Doe?😁 😁

Noah Hall82 said:Honestly, when I look at you getting cornered by absolute jokers like John Doe, Frankopan, Hehe, and Vučić... man, you should know I actually feel pretty lucky to be watching this happen. 🙂

So, basically, you’re just lonely and now you're trying to convince yourself it's because you're... what? Way too brilliant for everyone else?😁