Posts by Brian Moore67

dustyscout53 said:Man, this whole thread is starting to feel like a massive debate club meetup for nothing but right-wingers. 😁 😁 😁

So, what do you think—are we feeling like total chickens here? Should we go poll Keith James812 and see if he’s on board too?

Man, I can totally see it happening—just some jalnuški dude acting like that Gimp from Pulp Fiction, but wearing a giant chicken costume instead...

placebo said:pssst.. I didn't screw him over—I've got The Plan... I'm gonna disguise jalnuški as a giant chicken 😁

Seriously, what kind of kinks are we even talking about here? This is some next-level stuff you won't find in any manual... A bisexual group thing involving chickens and jalnuški dressed up as a hen? I have legitimately never heard of anything like this in my life. Does this whole scenario even have a name?

Keith James812 said:Look, I already told you—if there were a hundred women... how many could you actually handle??? 😁

Man, even 100 is too much... way too many. We'll have to negotiate that one.

But only chickens, okay? No turkeys. Seriously, turkeys are hands down the dumbest creatures on the planet—plus, they smell terrible... honestly, if you put them in a coop, they’d probably have to round off all the corners because they just follow the walls and are too dim-witted to realize they're about to slam right into them. No turkeys for me.

Keith James812 said:Wait, what??? 😍 😍 😍 😍
I mean, if that's the case, why did we even bother wasting our breath on all those silly old debates about sex? Like, seriously—fine, let's say I marry, maybe even a hundred women, knives, whatever! Honestly, I’d already pretty much given up hope on ever finding someone who wouldn't lose their mind over having chickens running around the house anyway 😍

And what about polygamy?

Keith James812 said:No way—I actually meant more like, how can you convince them to stop laying eggs all over the house!😁

Ah, okay, I get you now! So, back in the day, I spent my first six months working on a massive poultry farm out in rural Arizona (it was one of those big industrial setups)—but even then, I couldn't talk them out of it. We're talking huge operations here, like 50,000 chickens... and not a single one of them listened to reason. Actually, some of them did die—turned out they had intestinal blockages, which I only found out during the autopsies. And man, I had to perform those autopsies every single morning on the dead or sick ones just to make sure we didn't end up with a massive outbreak.

I mean, I’ve got all kinds of weird talents, right? 😬

Keith James812 said:Whoa, hey now! Chill out—no need to get all worked up right away... 😍

But seriously, you totally just gave me a flashback with that "not pooping" comment... which got me thinking—do you think if I used that same technique, I could actually mess with my chicken's brain? 😁 😁

Oops. What kind of weird kink is this anyway? Chicken brains?

Keith James812 said:But what if I'm just really into... unknown?😁Why bother messing around with all those complicated techniques when we could just go out and get an unknown?😁 😁

Oh, come on now! Seriously! It’s pretty obvious you don't quite get how to actually use your brain during sex—it's not that kind of attack... anyway, you'll see. The G-spot is basically child's play compared to this. The brain is like the ultimate G-spot (and then some!)

Keith James812 said:Alright, deal... but hey, I gotta give you a heads-up.. if by "hypnotic suggestion" you mean stuff like: my junk isn't small.. your eyelids feel heavy.. my junk is massive... then I gotta tell you right now, I tried that kind of therapy once and it was totally immune 😢 😁

No, no, not that! That’s not what we're talking about at all. It's more like you're expected to actually dive in and help build the whole experience—which, let's face it, is what gets you turned on in the first place—so the suggestion just dials that feeling up to eleven. Like someone said once, the brain is basically the biggest erogenous zone out there. It's absolutely wild.

Keith James812 said:I mean, what’s wrong with hay? 😍

Brian Moore67, I’ve got a plan... you gotta fly out here to the States and give me a demo of that—what do you call it?—that orgasm thing... if it actually works, I might just be down for a second wife... fair deal?

Okay, so I wasn't even talking about doing it blind 🙂

As soon as I touch down in America, I'm heading straight over to visit... we're gonna need a massive bed or a huge mattress, some candles, a quiet room—you know, the whole vibe. I’ve got this new technique involving hypnotic suggestion that is honestly kind of insane. Anyway, you'll see!

Keith James812 said:Oh come on, Brian Moore67... you managed to land seven Filipinkas, but you can't even pull off one jalnuški Filipinka? 🙄 😁

Look, those Filipinkas are strictly for business—I wouldn't even bring them into my personal life. I’m a big believer in sex being driven by actual romantic love, right? And honestly, how is anyone supposed to catch feelings when you spend five minutes explaining the "chore list" like, "vacuum this, wash the windows, iron the laundry"?

Besides, why do you even care what he thinks? The guy doesn't know the first thing about an orgasm. He's just doing that old-school, low-effort thing... totally uninspired.

Keith James812 said:Anything goes, except polygamy... 😁

Actually, hold on... it totally works... provided we split up the chores... she handles the cooking, the cleaning, the tidying up... and I handle the sex, the nights out, and all the travel 😁

You two can hash that out among yourselves... personally, I don't care what you do, as long as you're both busy going down on each other...

Look, here’s the plan—since she’s a developer just like me, and since developers in Silicon Valley make a massive amount of cash, we’ll both make sure we hire some domestic help to handle the cleaning and the cooking (it's super cheap if you find the right help, totally worth it!), my job will be teaching you guys the secrets of a Kabbalistic orgasm, and then, obviously, the sex part happens in a threesome. Life's way more fun that way, right? Is that a fair deal?

Did you read the story yet? What'd you think?

Keith James812 said:Look, math baby is totally a Democratic Party supporter... I just can't bring myself to get cozy with someone who would actually vote for Bill Clinton🙂 😁

Honestly, turning her around would be a breeze—it's not like there's a Democratic Party over in Israel anyway! You two will probably end up voting for Isaac Newton and Netanyahu. Heck, maybe even Aguda. Just check this out:

Keith James812 said:Oh please, knives? Brian Moore67... you know damn well I’m terrified of anything sharp in the kitchen! 😢

And honestly, why couldn't we just add another guy to the marriage? I mean, have you ever actually seen what happens when us Catholic girls finally get let off the leash? We go wild! 😁

I don't know about all that, but personally, I don't have any gay tendencies—though, hey, I do vividly remember that time with you where things got a little handsy and there was definitely some tongue involved... And then there's Math, who has a similar vibe... she basically wrote an entire saga claiming it was all true. Honestly? I think you two would hit it off perfectly, probably spending half your time just making out and getting way too close.

Keith James812 said:hahaha... so you aren't a fan of this kind of bigamy, huh? What about the old lady?😁

Look, no mainstream group out there is actually gonna recognize that kind of setup.

Keith James812 said:So, Miller popped the question, but I told him I couldn't give him an answer until I got the green light from you first... 😎

Oh, you want my permission? You gotta bring the knives first! A deal's a deal, right? haha!

Keith James812 said:..man, 😁 just clean out that inbox already 😠

Look, you aren't meant to be loving anyone about anything—get that through your head! 🙂

Keith James812 said:Anyway, since I actually started this thread... who are you guys usually sliding into the DMs of? 😁

Well, I'm definitely not telling you that.

I’m not usually one to get all hyped up about the Oscars, but man, she was absolutely legendary. Honestly, my absolute favorites have gotta be African Queen and Bringing Up Baby.

Kevin Morales2 said:Yeah, I actually grabbed it off Napster last week! It’s a killer DivX rip—though it does have those hardcoded Subtitles.com burned right in there. Honestly, who cares? The movie and the video quality are both awesome. If you end up hitting a dead end trying to find it, just holler and I’ll share the link with you.

Man, I tried looking, and I did stumble onto a copy, but it looks like it'll take me like a whole week to finish the download. I gotta keep digging for a bit... I'll find it eventually! Thanks though, but I'm gonna try to hunt it down myself first so I don't hog all your bandwidth for days on end. And hey, the subtitles don't even bother me. As long as the audio isn't out of sync, I'm golden.

Man, this movie is seriously good. I remember catching it in theaters when it first dropped, and then rewatching it a bunch of times on TV later—it just holds up. Honestly, even today, whenever I'm sitting there eating hard-boiled eggs, my mind immediately jumps back to that scene where Robert De Niro is having breakfast, picks up an egg, and goes, "You know, in many cultures, the egg represents the soul," before taking a massive bite out of it...

I really love it, though. Now I actually need to try and find a way to download it off Napster.

It’s honestly kind of impossible to give a fair critique of The Wall when you grew up listening to Pink Floyd—like, my bias is totally showing there! So, yeah, I can't be objective about it at all. But purely from my own perspective? This was one of those first DVDs I grabbed the second I finally got a player... and man, what a ride. The movie is just awesome, but seriously, you really need to catch it in a theater or on a high-quality DVD to actually feel it, you know? You need that crisp picture and that deep sound to get the full experience. At the end of the day, the whole audiovisual vibe is basically half the movie itself.