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Rebecca Miller2 said:And boom—your post just got flagged. You're basically spamming the forum now, especially since you're trying to tell everyone else they can't even share their political views! 👎 Anyway... beat it, kid...😛

Actually, it’s the exact opposite—I’m practically begging you to just say what you think, but you’re dodging it. Total coward move.

Are you scared? Like, seriously, what’s the deal? Why aren't you answering? Because you're totally washed up!!!! 😂

And deep down, you know every single word you type is just gonna be used to tear you apart even more 🙂
Rebecca Miller2 said:Simone being rude! Seriously, you're acting like some crazy person... just totally out of line!😕

Like shadowjackal88 calling her "poor" or "all alone"—oh, please! You want to know where Ram first popped up? You don't, but I do. On the VIP forum! And then, like, the very next day over at the IMF. It all started on the VIP forum because there was this super intense topic and a link pointing straight to the IMF stuff.

And just like that, she showed up... "by accident."

You've been polluting this forum for ages with those lies... you know, the whole "anyone who takes money from Kazar becomes part of a land flowing with milk and honey" routine!

Come on, didn't you spend the entire "gypsy year" (which is basically just a week, let's be real) shouting that exact same thing!

And when did Rebecca Miller2 supposedly "pollute" the forum? By posting religious topics in the Religion subforum? I mean, what, are we supposed to only talk about butterflies and cooking in the religion section instead of actual questions like: ARE JEWS A CHOSEN OR CURSED PEOPLE? You guys are totally clueless!

They've driven you insane... making it feel like you can't even whisper a word about Jews!

Now you're claiming Anderlon is bothering you... yeah right... as if he hasn't basically taken over the forum and hung up some flag with pagan symbols... you know, that six-pointed one...? That flag used to represent ancient Babylonian religions—it was basically a symbol for magical elements.

Post reported... and you still haven't replied!

😂
Rebecca Miller2 said:👍 👍 👍

Vanjuška!

Seriously, this is hands down your smartest and most legendary post yet!👍 🙂

A shot from 40 yards out... straight into the top corner... absolute perfection...🙏

Hey, you bunch of degenerates—let me show you how a real "40-yarder" looks!

http://www.reddit.com/r/showthread.php?s...79#post2439879
🙂
Chloe Garcia98 said:Man, they’re just trying to hide their IP address so nobody tracks them down! ☕

Track them down? Like, why even bother? Honestly, half of Reddit already knows... uhm... basically everything there is to know! 🙂
God dammit... I'm losing it... ugh... in Close to Politics ·
Nothing much... just gonna go drown my sorrows in some bourbon and maybe finally tie the knot with math. But hey—I'm still holding out hope for those knives to show up.
God dammit... I'm losing it... ugh... in Close to Politics ·
quietwolf said:Look, she basically made a blood oath in no man's land that she’s done getting played—and honestly? She is sticking to that promise like glue.

I mean, it really just depends on who we're talking about, right? 😉
Rebecca Miller2 said:Honestly, you guys should all be dropping some major props to our favorite girl, Rebecca Miller2, for hitting her three-year anniversary of crushing it with the IMF!👍

Seriously, where are the "official" suits from the IMF at? You’d think they’d be the first ones sliding into the comments to congratulate their absolute favorite Reddit user, right? 🙄

It’s actually kind of embarrassing, isn't it? 😲

Three years hanging out on this board... feels more like thirty years in real life, if you ask me. 🙂

Well, count me in too—congrats on three years of working hard for the cause! Honestly, if you keep this up, we might eventually let them cut your junk so you can truly be one of us.
Rebecca Miller2 said:The 'world's greatest philanthropist' puts his trust in only one person—rambi... she’s gonna be the head of His Majesty’s—the ultimate Philanthropist and Peacemaker's—personal security detail!😁

Every single lady in the court will have to wear floor-length gowns—super formal... but rambi? She’ll be rocking the uniform... short skirt, tight fit, all dolled up... decked out with epaulets and gold chains on a general's uniform... she'll be the absolute pride and joy of His Imperial Majesty... just like how faithful Esther was... always 'looking out for the good of her people'!

And those garden gnomes... they'll be acting like little streetlamps... glowing bright whenever His Majesty the great Philanthropist strolls through his gardens... probably deep in thought about more ways to be kind—to everyone he loves and all his loyal subjects!

Oh, and maybe Brian Moore67 actually gets a promotion... to Imperial Cupbearer! 🙂

As for unknown... hm... the guardian of the imperial forest...

Yeah, those unknown can be pretty alright when you put them where they belong—serving a much higher purpose!

But what about guarantees? What happened to the guarantees?
Rebecca Miller2 said:Brian Moore67... basically the boss of all imperial food tasters.🙂

That gig sounds pretty sweet, honestly! I’m just a little nervous, you know—even Isa couldn't fend off those unknown, totally satanic conspiracies. 😲 Can you give me some kind of guarantee that you'll actually pull it off better than he did? Are you some kind of bigger prophet? More devout? Why would such grace be bestowed upon you specifically?

You’ve gotta understand why I'm second-guessing this—those unknown guys are way too sneaky 😲
Soldier George said:Back when I was serving, I kept hearing this absolute nonsense—total garbage, really—that killing a Sunni was somehow a righteous deed for a Shia. At least, that’s what the non-Shia crowd was preaching. Honestly, thank the Holy God I found out that was a total lie, because once I realized how wrong they were, I cut ties with them for good (and yeah, I'm not even gonna name names now, let's just leave it at that).

Man, I have never heard anything quite like that! It’s gotta be either people who are totally clueless or just straight-up malicious. It reminds me of those old stories you hear about folks back in the rural South or Midwest—like how some grandmas would talk about Haile Selassie as if he were some legendary lost king from history, or how certain groups would obsess over Banuti Sadr (at least, that's what I heard from folks traveling through the heartland, and man, it blew my mind). I really don't think we should take that kind of "old-timer wisdom" too seriously...
Simone said:Man, that’s tough!

It’s honestly like trying to get theologians from every different Christian denomination to agree on one thing—and even then, you've got Jews who don't all share the exact same traditions anyway, right?

Oh man, I remember this huge news story from a few years back! So, Obadiah Joseph and Mordechai Elijah—both former Sephardic Chief Rabbis, both with Iraqi roots—actually made peace. For years, those two couldn't even be in the same room together... I mean, one leaned a bit more toward Kabbalah, while the other was a bit less so; one was closer to religious Zionists, and the other was super ultra-Orthodox. In the end, they were finally brought together by a Moroccan Kabbalist...
Soldier George said:Shia and Sunni!

Oh, man—hey, maybe you or someone else out there could walk me through how the Caliphate actually passes down among the Sunnis? I totally skipped over asking that earlier because, well, you guys clearly know your stuff way better than I ever will! Just looking for a little bit of a historical deep dive.
George said:Shia vs. Sunni!

I’ve tried chatting with them online a bunch of times—really, I have—but honestly, aside from Shadiya, I haven't had much luck getting through.

It really feels like there’s this massive wall of distrust between us all.

Basically, Brian Moore67 was breaking down the differences between Shia and Sunni, and he mentioned it might be "harder" to be Shia. From what I can gather—and hey, I'm no expert here—traditional Shia practices seem to fit my understanding of Islam just fine, but then you get into those certain sects... man, they're a whole different story. But hey, it's not my place to judge what's going on in someone else's heart, right?

I totally get that vibe too—it feels like the Shia side is way less focused on pure logic. They’ve got all these intense things going on, like the infallibility of the Imams, this whole messianic thing with the twelve Imams, martyrdom, and all that mystical stuff. Oh, and I also heard somewhere that there's this weird connection between schismatics and Sufism—even though Sufis are Sunni, apparently they picked up some Shia philosophical leanings along the way...

Oh, and yeah! Groups like the Alawites, Druze, and Yazidis aren't actually Muslim—they're more like small, distinct groups, maybe even cults at this point, that branched off from Islam altogether. The original post didn't ask about them, but they're super interesting little trivia nuggets and they definitely pull some weight in politics.
Christian_God's rob said:🙂 👋

Man, you’re literally calling for a boycott of this whole thread—which, honestly? You're totally contradicting yourself right now! If you're so over it, just go ahead and boycotted already! Let's see it!
Michelle Johnson5 said:When it comes to Christians and Jews, are Shiites and Sunnis all standing in one single row against them? And isn't it basically Orthodox, Catholics, Protestants, and Jews all lined up together against Muslims—hasn't it always been that way?😕 🙂

I’m honestly calling on all my fellow Muslims to just boycott this whole thread, because people are clearly just trying to stir up trouble and cause division among us here...

Look, it’s pretty obvious to everyone who actually knows their history who the rightful successor to the caliphate was after Muhammad, and there are plenty of reliable traditions out there to back that up. If someone wants to have a different opinion, hey, that's their business—but personally, I think we should just skip this discussion entirely.

So, what are the actual differences between Jehovah's Witnesses, Jews, Christians, Orthodox, Protestants, Catholics, Evangelicals, and all the rest...? 👋

Man, I really didn't see Marov's reaction coming! That was unexpected. Anyway, see ya later. Honestly, this thread will probably run a lot smoother without you around. 👋
Alright, here’s the quick version...

So, the Alawites—they’re basically descendants of the ancient folks living in Syria. They used to be Christian, and even after the Islamic conquests, they kind of clung to their old ways (well, their own specific version of Christianity). Eventually, through some influence from Ismaili Shiite groups, they started drifting closer to Islam. Honestly? It’s this super weird blend of Christianity and Islam—they celebrate Christmas and Easter and believe in a Trinity, just... differently. Their whole thing revolves around Ali (which means 'meaning'), Muhammad (the name), and Salman the Persian (who they call 'the gate'). Their main prayer goes something like, "I turn toward the gate, I bow to the name, and I worship the meaning." And their version of the Shahada? It's "I bear witness that there is no god but Ali." They actually believe humans are like stars that fell from the sky because of their sins, and they're big on reincarnation! BTW, the Druze are almost just as fanatical about reincarnation too. The Alawites think if you’re a sinner, you might go through reincarnation seven times, and because of those sins, you could end up being reborn as a Christian. Non-believers? They get reincarnated as animals. Their prayer book, Kitab al-Majmu, is their most sacred text after the Quran, and it really draws from those Ismaili Shiite writings. They study the Quran and follow the five pillars of Islam, but—get this—they interpret them pretty loosely. They consider themselves Muslims, but most Muslims don't actually recognize them as such. Even the name Alawi is basically a derivative of Aliyev, referring to Imam Ali (whom they view as divine). They make up about 20% of the population in Syria.

Okay, one more sect for you: the Yazidis. There are about 10,000 of them in Syria. You don't know a whole lot about their faith because, honestly, hardly anyone knows what it actually is! It’s known to be a mix of elements from Islam, Judaism, Christianity, Zoroastrianism, Mithraism, and even paganism. Most people in Syria actually label them as Satanists. Both the Bible and the Quran are holy to them. They split off from the Sunnis back in the 12th century when part of the Umayyad Dynasty migrated into Syria. They have one famous holy site—the tomb of their main saint, Sheikh Adija. Ethnically, they’re Kurds. In terms of their pagan roots, they worship Malak Taus—which is a fallen angel from pre-Islamic Mithraic beliefs, depicted as a peacock—along with several smaller idols. They call themselves the Dasin. They never pray in front of outsiders and always face the sun when they bow. Even their name is a mystery—there are two theories: either it comes from the name of the Umayyad Sheikh Yazid, or it's from a Persian word meaning angel, likely referring to Malak Taus. According to them, Malak Taus is this fallen peacock angel who repented and fixed the broken world. He supposedly filled seven jars with his tears to extinguish the fires of hell. They also have two other holy books: the Black Book and the Book of Revelation. Fun fact: the Black Book actually forbids eating green salad and wearing dark blue clothes! They pray twice a day, Wednesday is their holy day, but Saturday is their day of rest. Once a year, they do a pilgrimage to Sheikh Adija's tomb where they bathe in a river while holding figures of Malak Taus and lighting hundreds of candles. They even sacrifice an ox during that time. Plus, they practice circumcision and baptism.

Pretty wild religion, right? 😵
Oh, yeah—here’s another wild little detail for you! Ever wonder why there’s such fanatical support for the Syrian regime from those Shiite groups over in Lebanon? Well, it’s because the Assad family are Alawites, and most Muslims actually view them as *kufar*—basically unbelievers. Back in the late '70s, some Lebanese Shiite sheikhs (specifically Sheikh Sadr—and don't go mixing him up with any random guy named Sadr you meet in Fallujah or elsewhere, mind you, Sadr is a super common surname among Shiites!) actually recognized the Alawites as legitimate followers of the Twelver Shiites. They even appointed an Alawite as an Imam for a small town in Lebanon. So, ever since then, if you run into anyone in Hezbollah or Amal, just know they're basically riding for Hafez and Bashar Assad in their hearts. Oh, and by the way—Alawites drink alcohol. Their version of Sharia is... let's just say, *very* different.

Speaking of which, here's another group that branched off from Shiism: the Druze. They split away from the Ismaili Shiites back in the 12th century, starting with this belief that Allah manifests itself through a specific Caliph (check the details below). The name "Druze" actually comes from Darazi, an Iranian mystic. They call themselves the Muwahhidun, though. They believe that the Fatimid Shiite Caliph Hakim was the physical embodiment of Allah on Earth—they sometimes even pray to him and call him "My Lord." They also consider Jitar, Moses' father-in-law, to be their most important prophet. Their big leader was Hamza ibn Ali back in the 11th century; he’s the one who proclaimed Hakim's divinity and claimed he possessed cosmic intellect. Now, with the Druze, you aren't supposed to talk about their faith with outsiders—mostly out of fear of persecution, kind of like what the Alawites deal with. They divide themselves into two groups: the *aqil*, or the initiated, and the *juhal*, or the uninitiated. Honestly, most Druze don't even know the core tenets of their own religion! You'll find plenty of them in Lebanon (they were actually one of the main factions during the civil war, led by Walid Jumblatt), Syria, and northern Israel. In Israel, they're incredibly loyal to the state—almost fanatically so when it comes to serving in the military—whereas the Druze in Syria are massive enemies of Israel. In Lebanon, they just play their own political game.

On a side note—and I'm talking specifically about Druze women in Israel—they might look pretty average at first glance, but man, they have these absolutely insane eyes. Seriously, the most beautiful eyes I've ever seen. It's almost surreal, like they aren't even real... just this deep, dark green color. It's actually kind of awkward because once you lock eyes with a Druze woman, you can't help but stare!

So, there you have it—a tiny little crash course on some of the lesser-known groups within Islam (and those who broke away entirely)...

Simona, feel free to toss this into your religious lexicon! I'll give you the copyright on this one, just maybe clean up my style a bit... I was definitely just rambling and throwing things out there impulsively...
Simone said:Basically, they won't admit it even if their lives depended on it—they only actually get along when they have a common enemy (like the Jews or Christians).😁

This whole split goes way back in history—it all started with the massive drama over who should take over after Muhammad passed away.

So, yeah, the Quran is the same for everyone, but the Sunni traditions vary quite a bit since they follow different paths...

The Shiites have a bit of an edge lately, though, mostly because they've got Iran backing them up...

Look at her! She sums it all up in one sentence while I’m over here basically writing a whole textbook. Man, I must be coming down with some Samaritan fever or something! 😬
Justin Clark7 said:Hey, I noticed we've got some Muslims hanging out on the forum, so I was hoping they might be able to clear something up for me—I'm a little lost! Basically, what are the actual differences between Sunni and Shiite Muslims? Any insight would be awesome!

So, here’s the deal—the reason I’m even asking is because I feel like every single news report coming out of Iraq lately is just constant, non-stop talk about "this Shiite thing" and "that Shiite thing," you know? It totally piqued my curiosity... it's everywhere!

Are we talking about splits similar to what you see in Christianity—like the whole Catholic, Orthodox, Protestant thing—or is this something else entirely?

Thanks a million for putting in the time and effort! Seriously, I really appreciate it!

So, basically, since we’re still waiting for some of the other Muslims to pop up on the forum... I figure I'll just dive straight into Shia Islam—I mean, most people already know the basics of Sunni Islam anyway, right? So yeah, let's go!

So, okay—here’s the lowdown on why things got split up! It all goes back to the chaos right after Muhammad passed away—basically a massive showdown over who actually gets to step up as the religious leader. It’s wild, really. You’ve got the Shiites, who basically follow the lineage of Ali (who was Muhammad's relative), while the folks who became the Sunnis today were backing Abu Bakr, one of Muhammad's closest associates. Honestly, even the names give it away—"Shi'a" comes from *Shiat Ali*, which pretty much means "the Party of Ali," and "Sunni" comes from *Sunna*, referring to that whole oral tradition thing. It wasn't exactly peaceful, either. Like, Aisha—Muhammad's wife and daughter of Abu Bakr—actually went head-to-head against Ali. There was even a full-on war between them! Aisha ended up losing, but even after Ali passed, his sons (who were also Muhammad's grandsons), Hassan and Hussein, didn't get to take over the caliphate—instead, the Umayyad Dynasty swooped in and grabbed it. So, if you ask the Shiites, they see themselves as the ones standing up against people usurping the leadership from Muhammad's actual descendants. The way they view power is super different, too. Sunnis tend to separate the caliphate (which is like the political/secular side) from the Imam (the religious leader), but for Shiites, one person handles both roles. And while Sunnis do recognize Ali as the fourth "Rightly Guided" Caliph, Shiites believe he was the very first Imam. That line continues through his sons Hassan and Hussein, all the way down to the 12th Imam who passed in the 9th century. Now, Sunnis aren't really on board with that 12th Imam idea, but the Shiites believe he actually became an Imam when he was just five years old! They also believe he never truly died—he kind of ascended to heaven and will eventually return as the Mahdi, which is this big messianic concept, kinda like a savior figure. One thing that’s huge for Shiites—and it reminds me a bit of certain Christian traditions—is the whole idea of martyrdom. Their history is deeply tied to these holy figures. For instance, Hassan and Hussein were defeated and massacred by Yazid from the Umayyad Dynasty during the battle of Karbala. If you ever catch the news out of Iraq, you've probably heard of Karbala—that's where Hussein's tomb is located. And Najaf is considered sacred because that's where the tomb of Imam Ali is. It gets even more complicated, though, because the Shiites split into different groups: the Twelver Shiites (the biggest group), the Fatimids, and the Ismailis. Back in the 8th century, around the time of the 6th Imam, Ja'far ibn Muhammad (who people also call Ja'far al-Sadiq or Ja'far the Truthful), there was this big leadership rift. The followers of Musa al-Kadhim—who make up most of the Shiites—became the Twelver Shiites because they recognize all twelve Imams. Meanwhile, the followers of his brother Ismail became the Ismaili Shiites. You'll find the Ismailis are prominent in places like Syria, while the Twelvers are more common in Iran and Lebanon. Even the Ismailis have their own subgroups, like the Mustafis and the Egyptians—most of the Syrian group actually falls under the Egyptian branch. This group actually made quite a name for themselves because their mystical members were constantly giving Saladin a massive headache during the wars against the Crusaders—you know, the famous Assassins? Yeah, those guys—followers of the Old Man of the Mountain. Oh! And there’s one more group in Syria called the Alawites, though most people don't even count them in the same category. They sort of blend Christianity and Islam together—they basically swapped Jesus out for Ali (thinking Ali is divine and all that). Currently, the Alawites are the ones in power in Syria, and the Assad family is probably the most famous Alawite dynasty in the world. It's a lot, I know! But once you see the connections, it starts to make sense!

So, here’s the deal with the Shiite perspective—they truly believe that Imam Ali was personally appointed by Muhammad himself, or even directly by God. It's all about that divine designation, you know? They also hold onto this idea of the infallibility of the Imam, and the whole Twelver Shiites doctrine revolves around this massive concept of the twelve Imams returning to Earth. It’s pretty intense stuff! And honestly, martyrdom and standing up against the establishment are huge parts of their identity—I mean, Shiism basically kicked off as a rebellion in the first place, right? Oh, and just a little side note—the Shiites are actually way more liberal when it comes to women compared to the Sunnis. A lot of their rules actually lean more toward favoring women than what you see in the Sunni tradition, mostly because they have such deep, profound respect for Fatima, who was both Ali's wife and Muhammad's daughter. It's all connected!

Man, this thing is slowly turning into a full-blown book—honestly, I’ve written way more than I intended so far! Haha. But okay, long story short: the whole split between Shiites and Sunnis actually kicked off over politics, but it didn't stay that way for long before it morphed into these deep theological debates. Like, super fast. Nowadays, if you want to get down to the brass tacks, the biggest dealbreaker is whether or not they recognize the Sunna. That's really where the line is drawn.
I love you, Jalnuški... in Close to Politics ·
Man, oh man... we totally forgot to invite Critic to our little family gathering! I bet she's feeling super snubbed right now.