Posts by Patrick Martin

You guys are gonna be picking my skin apart 😂

Did your mom cough up the cash for those kicks?

They’re trying to pull this crap over in America too, man ☕

goldenscout14 said:Sheri Moon actually killed it, but I’m just not seeing that deep connection to Kubrick. Sure, maybe in some of those massive, over-the-top sets.

If you ask me, the only thing that even comes close is that hallway with all the doors,
kind of like that vibe you get from The Shining.

I mean, if someone went into this expecting something else, they clearly have zero clue what they’re getting into. Like, seriously, they haven't a prayer.
Personally? It actually landed pretty well for me. Honestly, it was even better than I thought it would be.

What an absolute troll, man. I mean, seriously, you gotta wonder if the players are even the ones making those calls at that point 😂

Man, I chewed through all that nonsense a long time ago

You can't just go tearing through town like some maniac, for crying out loud. I'm seriously about to post this exact same thing regarding those bikers who treat our quiet residential streets like a damn racetrack.



The guy needs to get hit with the absolute maximum penalty allowed by law.

What’s the point? So some grandma can make it across the street while the light is still green? That's literally why we have flashing signals—to give you enough time to slow down and actually stop before you kill someone.

Nancy Williams58 said:Just imagine how many breaks modern Hollywood would force into a movie like this just to sell a few more buckets of popcorn, and they'd end up totally ruining the flow... They'd probably only show it for a week before moving on...

But when you're actually watching this thing, you're praying for it to last as long as possible.

After seeing how the American censors totally butchered his vision,
he pretty much quit directing for good. Forever.

I mean, sure, the movie hits you so hard it feels like it's twisting the truth,
but that De Niro smirk at the end? That's legendary. Pure immortality right there.

So, I finally sat down and actually watched the thing after wasting a ton of time, but this time I went with the extended cut (251 min.), and man, it’s a completely different beast altogether.



It’s way more emotional (yeah, right), way more provocative, more brutal, more explicit... it just feels much more intimate.
But yeah, it’s slower too. The shorter version was basically just some long horse ride
but this one? This one absolutely wrecked me. It was like a total soul-crushing experience.

But honestly, weirdly enough, it didn't even bother me. If anything, I actually dug how Leone shows everything out in the open with that old-school style of his.

And look, I don't want to go on forever, but this is textbook cinema,
actually, forget textbook,
this belongs in a global encyclopedia.

☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

Michelle Palmer6 said:

The trailer for Gotham looks pretty solid! Honestly, it seems quite promising.

Yeah, "promising" my foot. That detective's got about as much chance of solving a crime as a Democrat wins a debate in rural Alabama.☕

bebiboom

mrki 😂

honestly, it’s no surprise he was tossing those chickens off the roof ☕

What, you going to jail?

Noah Ross7 said:

😲

Man, I hope he

jaguar 🙏

gets hit by a runaway semi-truck eating a greasy breakfast burrito

Man, I just scoop it all up into the lawnmower and then pump it straight into the car whenever I run dry.

honestly, like two-thirds of my reserves have been rusted out for ages now. we seriously need to get some pro mechanic in here to dive into those tiny crevices and buff everything back to a shine.

Why even bother stressing out when I can just pour myself a $33 🤷
?