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Dealing with static electricity shocks? in Health ·
Nicholas Jackson90 said:Yeah, obviously. That's straight out of an 11th grade physics textbook. It’s scientifically proven. You see Latin lovers using it constantly. Am I any different? 😁

Well, that depends entirely on what kind of visuals you're working with. 😉
Dealing with static electricity shocks? in Health ·
Nicholas Jackson90 said:A student. Dammit, and here I was thinking darkbison81 was a girl's name. Clearly, it's time for me to head out. Peace! 😁

What an idiot. 😁

Hey! 🙂
Dealing with static electricity shocks? in Health ·
Nicholas Jackson90 said:Shout out to the company.😁

What company? What are you even talking about? I'm just a student living on a scholarship.😁
Dealing with static electricity shocks? in Health ·
Nicholas Jackson90 said:Seriously, though—you have to consider the fact that one stray spark could blow up an entire gas station while you're just trying to fill up your tank. If I were in your shoes, I’d be thinking twice about this. 😁

That’s exactly why I don't even step out of my car; I just send my assistants to handle it for me. 😁
Dealing with static electricity shocks? in Health ·
Nicholas Jackson90 said:Look, I can't just sit here eating and drinking all day; I need to stir the pot a little. A heated debate about DK is definitely going to set the mood. 😁

Exactly! And if you actually bring some visuals—I guess I should say "graphical representations"—of fractals, everyone is going to lose their minds. 😉
Dealing with static electricity shocks? in Health ·
cosmicridge5 said:you guys started...😠 😁 may you both feel the wrath of synthetic carpet!!😁 🙂

I honestly don't get why I occasionally start acting like a walking capacitor (and it lasts for days at a time)... I don't even have carpets in my house, I don't wear leather shoes, and I stick to wool and cotton...
Dealing with static electricity shocks? in Health ·
Nicholas Jackson90 said:To hell with technique. I’m running this test immediately. 😁

Let me know how the experiment turns out. Then we can actually get into a discussion. 😁

(* especially if things get messy 😁)
Dealing with static electricity shocks? in Health ·
Nicholas Jackson90 said:Yeah, seriously, where did they go? Some people just vanish right when you actually need them. 😁

Anyway, she decided to take her life offline. 🙄

Come back to math, we miss you 🙂 and we need you (mostly to help us tackle these calculus problems and teach these clueless physics students about enology).
Dealing with static electricity shocks? in Health ·
Nicholas Jackson90 said:Recorded episodes? Or maybe... 😁

Whether it's satellite or old-school tapes... 😉 honestly, you've had enough of Pringles + Killian.
Dealing with static electricity shocks? in Health ·
Nicholas Jackson90 said:What can I even say? I haven't been anything more than a cheap Napa Valley blend. 😁 But once I actually grow up, then it’ll be Thomas, Rezek, and the rest of the crew. 😁

Good grief. Where did math_baby go? I could really use some enlightenment right about now... 🙄 😁
Dealing with static electricity shocks? in Health ·
Nicholas Jackson90 said:I’ve always enjoyed picking up something new from you; at the end of the day, knowledge is power. 😁

Pringles + Killian. They'll give you anything you want, 😁 even if you're stuck with Buffy... 😁
Dealing with static electricity shocks? in Health ·
Nicholas Jackson90 said:Look, I’m from around here and I honestly can't defend myself. That's just how I was raised. 😁

What even is Pringles?

I'm from the same neck of the woods, too, 😉 but you don't go ruining a good wine by watering it down...

Those salty chip analogs. Like some kind of "enhanced" snack food...
then you grab a couch, maybe a beer (not necessarily a stout, could be something like George Killian's), and knock out two episodes of Buffy back-to-back. 😁
Dealing with static electricity shocks? in Health ·
Nicholas Jackson90 said:I’ll give you that. If you’re looking strictly at the cost-benefit ratio and how much effort you're putting in, it’s absolute madness. 😁 But let’s be real—nothing beats a cold beer hitting the spot. There’s a certain satisfaction in it, I have to admit. 👍

Man, forget that. Diluting wine with water? That’s just barbaric. 😁
Besides, there is a real pleasure in the simple things: Pringles + Killian and a stout...
Dealing with static electricity shocks? in Health ·
Nicholas Jackson90 said:Alright, let's get into it. We could actually have a decent conversation here about methods of continuity... 😁

But you have to admit, insanity actually has better continuity. It’s a more stable phenomenon, and unlike everything else, it doesn't require any constant upkeep.😁
Dealing with static electricity shocks? in Health ·
Nicholas Jackson90 said:1. Just be discreet about it. People can be total animals and might drop some nasty comments. 😁 So, just act like you're drunk—lean against a building like the world is spinning. 😁

2. That’s exactly what I saw in an old color movie once.
😁

1. Never! I'd rather be crazy than drunk. Drunkenness is just a temporary state. 🙂
2. 😁
Dealing with static electricity shocks? in Health ·
Nicholas Jackson90 said:1. Look, before you even think about getting into your car, touch a tree or a building or something. It should help bleed off that potential difference. Since tires provide such great insulation, the car basically acts like one giant capacitor. You might as well try to be electrically neutral first.
2. There’s also a third option here: maybe you and cosmicridge5 are just two high-voltage types I’ve only ever heard stories about, never actually met. 😁 👍 Meanwhile, here I am, trying to lecture everyone on physics.

1; solid advice. Tomorrow I'm hugging a brick wall before I even step into my garage. 🙂

2. Obviously. 😳 People get pissed when they see us. And they get even more pissed when they accidentally touch us. 😈 😁
Dealing with static electricity shocks? in Health ·
Nicholas Jackson90 said:The car is grounding itself through you.

Yeah, well, I don't really care. Every time I reach for the door handle, I get zapped by a spark. Honestly, I'd much rather take the shock from my own car than try getting close to people and accidentally frying them with static.🙄
Dealing with static electricity shocks? in Health ·
I make it a point to ground myself on my car every single day🙄
Just feeling empty... in Philosophy ·
Look, maybe I’m just wired like a typical guy, but I’m having a hard time following your "feminine" perspective here 😁—it feels like the way I'm reading your posts, you're completely missing the point I'm trying to make...

Whatever, though. At the end of the day, it doesn't matter what you think, as long as you're thinking 🙂
Just feeling empty... in Philosophy ·
Callista said:HIM: I don't want anything anymore...
ME: And why is that?
HIM: Because everything I ever wanted, and everything I used to be, is gone...
ME: So you think you'll never run into something you actually want again?
HIM: No.
ME: How can you be so sure about that?
HIM: Because I'm not who I was, and people aren't really people anymore—they're just shadows of what they used to be. Don't you see what they're capable of? Even the most vicious animals wouldn't dream of doing the things people do. Right now, I'm just breathing. Honestly, it's only now, since I stopped wanting things, that I finally feel happy.
ME: How does something like that actually make you happy?
HIM: It's simple. I have no expectations, no hopes, no fears, and no illusions. I've cut out all those messy emotions that cause everyone else so much misery. A person without desires is truly free. People are their own jailers, enslaving themselves and everyone else through their own weaknesses, even when they don't mean to.

smart and sensitive guy🙂 It's a shame that for some people, reaching this kind of realization is such a depressing thing...
he became a Buddhist🙂