Posts by Carol Jackson45

hollowseal33 said:1. comic book guy

He's top tier for me 👍

But Sideshow Bob 😍 😍 😍

"Die, Bart, Die" -> "That's German for, 'The Bart, The." 🙏

lonebison37 said:band names that annoy me before I even hear them play (and usually after, too):

clap your hands say yeah ARRRRRGH

Facts.

Jimmy Eat World

Even more facts.

Why on earth would anyone name themselves Jimmy? 🙄

Top 10 Simpsons characters (excluding the immediate family):

1. Sideshow Bob 🙏
2. Sideshow Bob and Selma (I know they're two people, but you can't split 'em up)
3. Groundskeeper Willie
4. Mr. Burns
5. Abe Simpson
6. Moe
7. Apu
8. Eddie and Lou
9. Bumblebee Man
10. I made this list way too long and still can't pick just one... leaving this spot blank

amberskipper452 said:and why does the person with the worst voice always have to scream the loudest?

Guilty as charged. 🙂

I used to feel bad about being loud, especially since one friend in our group sings like an angel (everyone just stops talking to listen), but for the last few years, I’ve stopped caring and just belt it out like a maniac... 😬

My Top 3 Hangovers:

1. After a party in Key West two years ago where two days later I was absolutely wrecked in bed (shoutout to my buddy for letting me crash at his place in that gorgeous town).
2. A week after that, at my parents' 50th birthday bash. I stumbled in at 7 AM, wasted and soaked because I tried to take a shower while it was thundering outside. My sickly pale skin looked great against my fancy pink dress.
3. New Year's Eve during my junior year of high school. Got home at 11 AM, just in time for family lunch. Result: ate two dumplings, took the worst photos ever, and developed a permanent hatred for rum mixed with Coke.

Basil said:Pulp's last one, *We Love Life*, gets zero respect, but honestly? It's right up there with their first three masterpieces for me.

Yeah, whatever. Same old story. 👍 👍 👍
Pretty solid to me. 🙏

Not exactly the topic I had in mind, but whatever, let's roll with it:

zero. said:ff - honestly, you could've done way better than that.
Self-proclaimed experts think the first one’s better, but this one just straight up kicks ass!

I like this one better than the first—it’s more consistent, which I dig. But it’s still missing something. 🙂
Same deal with Interpol, I think someone already brought that up...

Why even bring up Sandinist? That album’s got a massive cult following... 🤔

Since David Bowie. I love it. Labyrint soundtrack. 😍And nobody else even likes him. 😢
Pulp, like I said before... 😍
All those Velvet Underground tracks that just aren't considered cult classics. 😁
i Hail to the thief by Radiohead...
Pearl Jam's Incesticide.
Looks like that's it, right off the bat.

Damn, you guys really went at it...

My turn. Something completely different. My top 5 holiday (and all-time) cookies:

1. Yule Log cake
2. Gingerbread
3. Chestnut something-or-other
4. Doughnut holes (forget those tiny bites)
5. Chocolate truffles

Top 5 spots for coffee in Los Angeles during the winter:

1. Jazz (always and forever)
2. Porta (is that the one with the window next to Teak?)
3. That other cafe near the porta di—they have a hell of a selection of hot chocolate
4. 4. Zbirac (obviously)
5. Santa Monica Pier when the sun is actually out

Heading out for coffee now. 👋

Michael Newman50 said:she was a total witch!

you talking about Zoar Moss or someone else?

Turns out Zoar Moss 😛was

Moss man, thanks 🙏

Douglas Taylor4 said:5. spit

unknown 🎉

I used to love those old superhero teams. Especially that one magic lady with the wings. Zoar, right? Anyone else remember the name of that green hairy guy?

Everyone had them and everyone loved them 😍

vividcanyon2 said:I can't even deal with this right now. Total nonsense.

"Guys, unlike girls, dudes hold onto a massive amount of nostalgia and stay weirdly attached to Action mana.

🤣

My all-time favorites:

Maya—this plastic doll with limbs that constantly fell off. It used to drive me absolutely insane. Her biggest childhood trauma? Getting shoved into a suitcase for an unplanned trip to San Francisco.
2. 2. Mikik Pretty much everyone in my generation grew up with this little brat.
3. Zucko (that pathetic little yellow teddy bear who once fell headfirst into a box of Nerds and got stuck to some half-melted candy, leaving him with a permanent "Gorbachev-style" stain all over him)
4. Volko (that satin wolf I swiped from my sister—she had this killer turquoise jumpsuit, so he was basically destined to play Hobin Rood)
5. tuljan (Back when my old man went to Sweden a few years ago, I hinted that I wanted a plushie. He actually lost it at first, asking if I was insane for wanting stuffed toys in my mid-twenties... but he ended up bringing me one anyway. It looks freaking realistic and is still the best plushie I've ever owned, let alone seen.)

Kevin Chavez3 said:You and that "punk" wrote it too... 🤣

hollowseal33 said:Man, what a joke. 😍

Go ahead and mess around. That was my favorite mistake. 😍 😍 😍

vividcanyon2 said:Even my old man gave me this weird look during my Terminator-Predator-RADIATOR speech. 😬

PFT. I don't even sweat the small stuff—I'll casually drop "Terminator" or "Predator" when talking about a space heater and not even blink at how wrong it sounds. Then there's the term paper I turned in yesterday where I used "correspond" instead of "describe" in one spot... didn't even realize until today. FML. 🙂

pet said:The absolute funniest thing my mom says when she’s too lazy to actually think where did I put that little container for the rings? (meaning the baby formula container).

My relative is the same way—when her brain goes on strike, she starts saying stuff like "pass me that devil thing" or "that demon guy"... It wouldn't be funny if she hadn't just started working as an announcer for the Catholic Radio Network, where you definitely can't be mentioning devils and creepy creatures like that 🤣

@ Kevin Chavez3 - see why I write my posts in AutoCAD now? 😬

My current top 3 most hated software programs:

1. AutoCAD (those damn features you can never find when you actually need them, plus drawing everything on one fixed axis)
2. Word (trying to insert an image is a total nightmare)
3. Excel (honestly, I don't even know how to turn this thing on)

Top 3 general computer and submission nightmares:

1. Fatal error (the blue screen of death)
2. Paper jams
3. Power outages

gentlepuma20 said:McCallister 🙂

🤣 Typical. Poor thing, couldn't even remember his name. My brain is basically 🥳

Kevin Bannister is from High Fidelity. There you go. 😬 Honestly, who cares if I blanked on the guy? The point is I got the name down. 🙂

Anyway, here’s my top 3 Kevins:

1. Spacey
2. Kline
3. Smith (living off past glory, but whatever)

boldscout72 said:Lucky you, you've always been on my radar. 🙂

You're a sweetheart 😘 😍

Negooo, speaking of food, when are we hitting up that Mexican spot again?

I’m not even on the list because nobody ever bothers to include me. Maybe I’m just invisible? Sometimes I feel like Kevin Bannister (yeah, yeah, late night vibes)... 😢

Nicholas Perez33 said:Hey, don't forget a tiny disco ball for the girls, and instead of those cheap outfits, just give them some old men's oversized boxers from Walmart.🙂

Nahhh, I'd rather golike this 🤣 🤣 🤣
Or honestly, maybe this 😂 😂
There's still plenty more 😂 😂

Just take this as my personal Hall of Fame for the absolute dumbest male outfits 😬

Sandra Chase16 said:My wishlist.
Thermal socks. Essential.
Another new portable music player hit the shelves.

Mine’s pretty much the same—it starts with the gloves. I need those fingerless ones with the extra flap. 😁

Top 5 things you can hang from your rearview mirror:
1. I don't know what you're trying to say with that. Get to the point.
Fuzzy cubes. That's it.
Third pic shows the guy waving his hands like he's trying to figure out how the camera actually works.
Smells like pine.
Elvis Presley was a legend.

Sandra Chase16 said:Man, I was just digging around looking for a snuff shirt and stumbled upon one with my own name on it.

Man, this heat is brutal. It's killer out here.

Just wonderful.

Nicholas Perez33 said:best bread for a sandwich:

1. cornmeal cornbread
2. a classic brioche bun
3. braided roll with poppy or sesame seeds

Just a heads up, I can't bite into heavy rolls right now because of my braces, so keep it soft 😁

brightridge19 said:My bad, thought you were a regular here. 😁

I just assumed online handles were gender-neutral. 😬

Just checked out Hound of flesh. Brrrr.