Posts by Carol Jackson45

The ultimate leaderboard of slimy household pests:
1. silverfish
2. cockroach
3. any kind of moth
4. stink bug
5. black widow

David Sullivan4 said:is bad stuff carcinogenic?

Could be radioactive for all I know.😁

I remember seeing some weird glowing stuff inside a Mickey 😈, though I think it was just fruit yogurt
. As for this latest mess with the carcinogens... can't say I recall that one...

Explanation: fruit yogurt is easily the most unforgivable culinary crime out there, yet people somehow still enjoy it for reasons unknown to man.

Honestly, my hatred for it runs so deep that I’m basically ready to label anyone who eats it as mentally unfit. That includes a few of my own family members, but hey, it is what it is.

gentlepuma20 said:Maybe try actually reading the thread before chiming in? 🙄 😁

I did. Still don't see how I have anything to do with oncology. What am I missing here?🙂

gentlepuma20 said:ugh, great, another member from the oncology ward 😁

What kind of oncology are we even talking about? 😲

The ultimate spread ranking 😁
1. Nutella
2. Kinder
3. Generic brands

Nutella, fuck off.

gentlepuma20 said:🙂
some people actually claim Muukie tastes just like chocolate milk. Rolls Royce

Throw them in the water, throw them in the boiling water! 😈

What even happened to Muukie? 😢

Mr. Wrong said:Reminded me—here's the #1 best pick-up line for hookups:
1. Hey girl, you down for something quick? (while gesturing toward the crotch) (c) absolute classic from a small town

Hahaha, I can totally see him doing that 🤣

Kevin Chavez3 said:Most people think you're still stuck in middle school. 😍

... then they get a reality check when I pull out my credit card 😁

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David Sullivan4 said:Looking at how Interlib turned out, I mostly just hung around the booths selling stuff for the 7 to 9-year-old crowd.

I ended up leaning toward the stuff for slightly older kids, but still that pre-teen age group. Picked up The Chronicles of Narnia and almost got Robin Hood, but some lazy jerk swiped all three Winnetou books right from under my nose. 😠
They should’ve dragged me away from the children's book stands. Luckily, nobody thinks I’m a creep—just maybe a little behind on my developmental milestones.

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So far, all the American ads in the algorithm have been stuck in the 50s. They’ve just been serving up these ten-year chunks from 1900 to 1980. Real classy.

And that’s exactly why I got hooked. 🎉

So, my birthday is July 25th. That gives you guys just over eight months to scrape together enough cash for Taschenov's Animation now Quote: Mr. Wrong. 🙂

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Kevin Chavez3 said:The absolute best album I blasted last night while wasted—it completely blew my mind:

Kevin Chavez3, man... 😲

Kevin Chavez3 said:Yeah, "The Secret History of Rock" is basically the Bible.

Just picked up 🥳

Quote:Madness.

Kevin Chavez3 says: David Sullivan4 bought Matakovic's stuff but turned down a poetry book because he "studied lit and hates books." 🙏 🙏 🙏

🤣Yeah,

We spotted Miksic at the book fair... I spent ten minutes cracking up at his booth before realizing the guy was actually sitting inside. 😬

p.s. Still hunting for that American illustrators catalog. It's my yearly obsession. 😍

coastalpanther11 said:Yeah, and if "My Meat" doesn't move enough units, they can just pivot the whole brand into some sleazy adult magazine for guys...

Who says those people aren't already out there?

The "Meat" multipurpose mag 🙏

coastalpanther11 said:Damn, is there even a single thing in this magazine that doesn't have "American" shoved in its face? Honestly, they should just rename the whole publication to "US Meat."

Or maybe just "My." My beer, my meat, my phone... makes you feel way more connected to your stuff, right?

"American" for the living, "my" for the dead.

michael_jackass said:A few summers back, I worked at some magazine office called "Executive Assistant." My whole job was cold-calling CEOs to hunt down their secretaries and try to talk them into subscribing. Got fired in two weeks.

Not sure if the magazine title or the actual job description is more pathetic. 🤣

Kevin Chavez33 said:I’ve got this theory where every newborn should just get a copy of Vonnegut's "Galapagos" and Heller's "Handle 22." Just so they learn early on how little they can actually expect from humanity. 🙂

🤣 👍

Sandra Chase16 said:Handle - assimilated 😁
Yeah, I'm literally holding a copy of Meat Dish right now
It's slightly worse than My Bathroom

That actually exists?! 😲

How do all those trashy mags like Meat Dish, Eternal Woman, My Beer, My Bathroom, My Phone, and whatever else manage to stay afloat while comics don't? I refuse to believe more people are buying Meat Dish.

Since I'm the mod here, I gotta set the standard. I'll just hit him up in a DM and tear him apart. 🙂

vividharbor38 said:Top 5 spots in San Francisco:

🙂

Mod, ban this guy already.

hollowseal33 said:Top 5 spots in Split:

1. The south side of Marjan, St. Jerome, and a desert monastery on a sunny day
2. 2. peristil za vrijeme ljetni Kise 3. Firule during summer rain
3. Firule, at night, in the summer
4. The drive from the Adriatic Sea to obojen 5. Lucica
5. Lucica (anywhere)

5 things I’m most nostalgic for:
1. the smell of tamarisk
2. the sound of crickets
3. the scent of salt
4. sitting on the stone steps
5. that total state of chill

Kevin Chavez3 said:My top 3 sticker albums:

Man, those stickers... 😍

1. Smurf (totally finished this one!!!)
2. Popeye (classic)
3. Snorks

And I'm almost done with W.I.T.C.H. too. 😬

vividcanyon2 said:noooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🙂 😢

Man, I still got stacks of Disney comics and old Mickey Mouse almanacs stashed at home. Plus, I've still got some posters from back in the day hanging on my wall. 😍

Same here. 😍 😍 😍 :adds two pluses to a little black notebook:

Pklat said:Top 5 favorite local tracks about animals... or anything involving critters, just give me some animal mentions:

Sound Lab "Grasshopper jumped into my sleeve"

Ugh, laws. 😂

vividcanyon2 said:I've got it on my computer but I still can't bring myself to listen. 😳

Tsk tsk tsk...

*scribbles a minus sign in a tiny black notebook*:

3 favorite adjectives starting with s:
1. savage (especially when talking about butter)
2. sapphire
3. sour

Nicholas Perez33 said:The top 10 cheapest LED lights ever.

No "thank you" 🙂

What an emo, man.