Posts by Carol Jackson45

gentlepuma20 said:no clue which ones he used. some suck? 😁

A girl in my class once said psychology is only useful in a circus: a dog drools at a whistle, a monkey flips, a bear dances...

I say the law should name the dog Simon and Jane 😁

😈Simon and Jane isn't half bad either

Roger Allen3 said:ugh, can't even take a photo. Santa's little helper is skin and bones because they won't feed him, but Floki is basically a pig... eats everything in sight and then some

Got a nose like that 😍

Raymond Barrett12 said:😍
Santa's Helper? 😉

Check out this pic 😍 😍 😍

That view is pretty sweet... 😍

Firefighter, I actually know a few people with Golden Retrievers, you want me to hit them up?

David Sullivan4
Today's lunch:

🙂 😂 😍

Regarding that killer cat Sandra Chase16 is stressing over... you guys have no clue. The whole trick is that it acts all sweet. Has nobody ever watched Monty Python? 😉

Sandra Chase16 said:check out this poser

Pretty damn cute😍 😍 😍

Crust comments on the facial expression, saying it looks straight-up Mephistophelean...

Man, what a total clown show 😍

It’s an hour of singing birds!
A singing Christmas wreath!
Even a singing salmon!

Looks like I've gathered up all the singers.

So, here's the top list of salmon from people who actually hate salmon:

3. salmon for old times' sake (US.alt.trash) 😁

2. Christmas version of the previous salmon

1. I'm a fucking fish and I'm not fucking funny... 🙂 🙂 🙂

dinsdale said:Tom, is that you?

I'm gonna bail 🙂

anch_io said:dry 😢

With some cream 😉

Daniel Bailey7 said:Why do I feel like nobody actually wants me at this meetup?😬

Man, just grab a burger and stop overthinking it.😬

Honestly, everyone can just stop with the talk about those nomeansan t-shirts. To me, they all look like some hand-me-down pajamas from an older sister.😢

Ponor said:🙂
1. A snow leopard enclosure! Amen to that. She could spend her whole life watching them chill out 🙂 😍

I never see them though. They’re always hiding behind some tree or tucked away in a hut. Lynx are the same way 👎

Anyway.. here's the important part:

Since everyone's been obsessing over food lately, maybe we should all hit up a BBQ joint for some burgers together this weekend...

Nah, you deleted the link to Sandra Chase16's 🙂

Ugh, I totally blanked on the names. 😢

The meerkats are freaking adorable 😍
And that Madagascar vibe 😍 😍 😍 It’s got white spikes and this tiny little snout—honestly looks like it just hopped off a dessert platter 😍
Plus, they actually have cute animals there (lemurs, hedgehogs, fennec foxes 😁), not just those hissing pests.

By the way, has anyone actually seen that one dog they keep insisting is in its enclosure? 🤔

hollowseal33 said:wasn't there some whole thing about how physics just wouldn't allow those wings to actually fly or something like that? 😁

Keep dreaming. 😁

@Nicholas Perez33: where's the gray dumpster lady? 🙂

Five reasons why I'm coming back as a house cat in my next life:
1. napping on a warm radiator
2. getting scratches behind the ears
3. back rubs
4. purring
5. having a tail😍

hollowseal33 said:Bet of course. 😁 If cockroaches ever evolve wings or jumping legs, I'm done. Just call it a day.

You've already got plenty of winged thugs to deal with. Usually, they can fly.

hollowseal33 said:Ugh, that's just like that one spot at the San Diego Zoo... uuuuugh. Remember all those huge transparent containers filled with creepy-crawlies almost as big as your palm? That insectarium or whatever they call it is easily the least romantic place in the whole zoo.

Yeah, exactly. And it’s gross. I don't even want to picture that absolute beast. You go to step on it, and the thing just flies up and hits you right in the face.
If they could just start talking sense, we'd be set. 🙄

Don't go hating on the bug collection. Stick bugs are actually pretty cute. 😍

Top 5 spots at the San Diego Zoo:
Kid's zoo.
A pool of molten lava during feeding time.
3. glass pool
4. pool full of tulips.
5. elephant

Dammit, what am I supposed to do about this fetish for aquatic animals? (Yeah, pygmy hippos would’ve easily hit #6 on this list.)

hollowseal33 said:Like I said yesterday—I’m terrified of grasshoppers, so I just scream and run for my life. But cockroaches? I’ll hunt those bastards down and stomp them into the dirt. 🙂

Same here. I think it’s just because he can’t touch you. At least not these local bottom-feeders—though I wouldn't be so sure about that exotic type from LA.

Is this some kind of joke? Dammit. Zohar?

Michael Newman50 said:I’d honestly pay someone to just crush the hell out of Los. That picture alone is wrecking me.

I’d gladly stomp on Los too. 🥳

And what is up with that hat she's wearing?

There you go, twelve bucks...





Me and Philip 😍