Posts by Linda Hernandez15

No need to freak out—just take it easy. Even if things don't work out exactly as planned, you’ve still got an entire month of totally uninhibited, free-range sex ahead of you👍
Enjoy yourselves 😘

MarinkaD said:Wait...
Does she really need to have her due date set in stone before she can even start building a tracker? It feels like you shouldn't need the final destination mapped out just to start checking the fuel gauge.🙄

Look, I know there are plenty of websites out there where you can run those calculations—it’s not exactly rocket science—but honestly? I just don't have the patience to sit here all day playing Google detective. It's exhausting.
Or, honestly? The easiest way to deal with it is just to grab a calendar and count back 40 weeks from your due date—and then you’re done! Simple as that.
And I’m pretty sure doctors used to run some kind of calculation back in the day—something like nine months minus a week—to estimate the due date. Or at least, that’s how it seemed to me. 🤔

It’s officially counted from day one of your last period—but honestly, just set up a tracker on your phone so you don't have to do all that mental heavy lifting 👍

Benjamin Nelson8 said:....even if we’ve probably tackled this exact same question a dozen times already.......

So, we just drop the answer in the SIG and call it a day—peace of mind achieved.😬

Just go ahead and set up the ticker yourself—I’m certainly not going to do the math for you 😉

Benjamin Nelson8 said:If it’s extraterrestrial, there isn't much we can do... an embryo just won't take root in the fallopian tube like that.

fallopian tube😉>

Jeremy Nelson3 said:P.S. Even the ladies at CVS are starting to give me the side-eye—I've picked up three different tests in the last two weeks.😬

I mean, fair enough—one day I'm casually asking about ovulation strips, and the very next day I'm walking in to grab a pregnancy test.🤣

You can always run the test again just for your own peace of mind—think of it as a little souvenir for later. As for the ultrasound, you should probably wait until after the sixth week, though your OB-GYN will give you the final word based on how visible things are at that stage.

MaLo, it’s about time you showed up, 😍
it doesn't matter how much noise there is—what matters is that we finally have 😘

Everything you need is laid out right there—but if reading actually feels like too much work for you, just follow my lead in the signature. 🙂

Edward Green, consider this an official order. 😁

Give me a break, Alexander—I’m over here trying to give my wife some actual advice while you’re just sitting there making fun of us all. 😬

Fine, we can go in that order if you want—as long as we end by dousing all that enthusiasm with a little bit of cold water. 👍

Jeremy Nelson3, you totally misread the room—he’s coming at you, you start getting all worked up, and then he just douses you in sarcasm to shut it down. That’s pretty much how this goes. 😬

I’m really sorry, Jeremy Nelson3! Honestly, time didn't just stop—it’s more likely your body just decided, for reasons known only to itself, that it wasn't quite ready to go yet.
I’m hoping your guy is on the mend and recovering well 😘

Edward Green said:Basically, since the server went down, we can't use the speculum at all...

There it is—the one and only Edward Green😬

Four months pregnant and somehow three different tests are all giving me the wrong results 😂
No, this definitely wasn't the question I was asking 🤣

e, then you can't exactly claim you're pregnant 😬 kidding! honestly, it's such an individual thing—you're better off just trusting the home tests and getting a professional opinion from your doctor

Jeffrey Cook55 said:So, basically, just from a common cold... after burning through three different tests... I haven't even seen a tiny little embryo where a heartbeat might actually start🙂

Man, they really tore me apart this time😍

Jeremy Nelson3 said:🙂
🙂 I’m hoping it’s not necessary—unless I’m dealing with some seriously intense PMS
when did you first start noticing pregnancy symptoms?

Around week 4 or 5—I can't be 100% sure—but it was definitely when my favorite Cabernet and cigarettes suddenly started smelling revolting.

Honestly, you don't even need to bother with a test if you're going to be acting this crazy every single day 😁