The ultimate photography battle :s
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Seriously, it’s just not fair when they gang up on one person like that! Play fair, people!
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What have we learned from movies?
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Seriously though, just look at how advanced those Trojans were...
The ultimate photography battle :s
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Let's wrap this thread up, because you won't find bigger heroes than these anywhere
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What have we learned from movies?
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Richard Thompson33 said:🙄 alright, let me share some actual thoughts now, without just relying on the usual copy-paste job
Give it a rest...
Or go ahead and sue me for copyright infringement...
Personally, I always love those scenes where it’s one guy against thirty, you know? Everyone just stands there watching while our lone hero takes them down one by one. Sure, a few extras might go down from a simple slap, but our protagonist gets hit with twenty soda bottles to the face and his hair still looks perfect!
Or how you can find out absolutely everything!
For example, if you want to dig into some local family history, you just head into the public library (they're everywhere in the US, even in the tiniest little towns, they're all great and usually staffed by some sweet, jolly lady) and you can trace their entire lineage in no time!
lonelynx16 said:Why is it that you guys only ever think about American actors? Someone mentioned Damir Markovina 🤣—seriously, try looking at some talent right here in the States for once...
Honestly, someone should probably slap a copyright on these movie synopses you're posting. I mean, who knows? Some big-shot director could just swoop in, lift the idea, and pair it up with someone like Martin Sheen to make a blockbuster... ?!
I’d really appreciate it if you could actually provide the titles for these film premises of yours... A movie title is everything, after all...
Mine would probably be called One Night in February. It’d definitely be rated R, too—lots of heart-wrenching stuff and stomach-turning scenes...
What have we learned from movies?
in Movies ·
Things you’d never realize without watching movies!
- A simple Cough is actually a sign of a terminal illness.
- A detective can only crack the case if they've been suspended from the force.
- A Man won't show any signs of pain while taking brutal hits, but he'll start shaking the second a woman tries to clean his wounds.
- One single match is enough to light up a room of any size.
- Even though we can aim at targets way beyond our sight today, people in the 23rd century will somehow lose that tech.
- All phone numbers in the USA start with the digit 5.
- You can pop any lock in seconds with a credit card or a paperclip—unless it's a door leading into a burning building with a kid trapped inside.
- There's really no need to say "hello" or "goodbye" when you start or end a phone call.
- You can see the Eiffel Tower from basically any window in Paris.
- One guy shooting at twenty people has a much better shot at killing them than twenty people shooting at one guy.
- Kitchens don't have light switches. If you walk in at night, just open the fridge and use that light instead.
- It doesn't matter if you're outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts—your enemies will just wait patiently to attack you one by one, dancing around menacingly, until you take down their buddies.
- Every morning, mothers whip up eggs, bacon, and pancakes for their husbands and kids, even though they never actually have time to eat them.
- Once lipstick is applied, it stays on forever—even if you're scuba diving with full gear.
- Cops are always assigned partners who are their total polar opposites.
- Cars involved in crashes almost always explode into massive flames.
- Even when driving down a perfectly straight road, you absolutely have to jerk the steering wheel left and right every few seconds.
- Honest, hardworking cops usually get shot about three days before retirement.
- If you want to pass yourself off as a German officer, you don't even need to speak the language—just nail the accent.
- The Police Chief is always a Black man.
- The Police Chief will always either suspend his lead detective—or give him 48 hours to wrap the job up.
- The more a man and woman hate each other, the higher the chance they'll fall in love.
- Any building's ventilation system is the perfect hiding spot. Nobody ever thinks to look there, and you can travel anywhere in the building easily.
- When facing off against a villainous international terrorist, sarcasm and wit are your best weapons.
- When paying a taxi, you don't even need to check your wallet—just grab a random bill and hand it over. It’ll always be the exact fare.
- When people are alone, all strangers prefer to speak English.
- Tucking your shirt in can make a man virtually bulletproof.
- If Germans are shooting at you, hide in a river—or even a bathtub; German bullets can't penetrate water.
- If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate every weird noise while wearing next to nothing.
- If you're blonde and good-looking, there's a chance you could become a world-renowned nuclear physicist by age 22.
- If an imminent natural disaster or a killer monster threatens your city, the mayor's first concern will be tourism or his upcoming art gallery opening.
- If you need to reload, you'll always find enough ammo—even if you didn't bring any to begin with.
- If you find yourself in a situation that could be cleared up with a quick explanation, for God's sake, just shut up!
- If you see a large pane of glass, someone is about to be thrown through it.
- If someone is hunting you through town, you can just hide in the St. Patrick's Day parade, which happens every single year.
- If you decide to dance in the street, everyone you run into will know the moves.
- When someone falls in love, it's standard practice to burst into song.
- If someone gets knocked out by a blow to the head, they’ll never deal with a concussion or brain damage.
- When you're driving, it's totally normal to spend the entire trip staring at the person in the passenger seat or the backseat instead of looking at the road.
- You never actually see a cursor on a computer screen; it just says: "Enter Password Now."
- You could survive any battle in any war, provided you don't make the mistake of showing someone a photo of your beloved dog back home.
- The nightly news always seems to feature a story that hits you personally right at that exact moment.
- Landing a plane is pretty easy if there's someone in the control tower giving you directions.
- No one involved in a high-speed chase, a kidnapping, an explosion, a volcanic eruption, or an alien invasion ever goes into shock.
- An electric fence powerful enough to take down a dinosaur won't leave any lasting effects on an eight-year-old.
- Every single police investigation will require at least one visit to a strip club.
- Interbreeding is genetically possible with any creature from other parts of the universe.
- You can always find a parking spot right in front of whatever building you're visiting.
- Most laptops are powerful enough to crash the communication systems of any alien invading civilization.
- A lot of people keep scrapbooks of newspaper clippings, especially if a family member or friend died in a weird accident.
- You can always find a chainsaw exactly when you need one.
- You can always tell if someone is British because they'll be wearing a bowtie.
- Any kind of job will make fathers forget their son's eighth birthday.
- A simple Cough is actually a sign of a terminal illness.
- A detective can only crack the case if they've been suspended from the force.
- A Man won't show any signs of pain while taking brutal hits, but he'll start shaking the second a woman tries to clean his wounds.
- One single match is enough to light up a room of any size.
- Even though we can aim at targets way beyond our sight today, people in the 23rd century will somehow lose that tech.
- All phone numbers in the USA start with the digit 5.
- You can pop any lock in seconds with a credit card or a paperclip—unless it's a door leading into a burning building with a kid trapped inside.
- There's really no need to say "hello" or "goodbye" when you start or end a phone call.
- You can see the Eiffel Tower from basically any window in Paris.
- One guy shooting at twenty people has a much better shot at killing them than twenty people shooting at one guy.
- Kitchens don't have light switches. If you walk in at night, just open the fridge and use that light instead.
- It doesn't matter if you're outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts—your enemies will just wait patiently to attack you one by one, dancing around menacingly, until you take down their buddies.
- Every morning, mothers whip up eggs, bacon, and pancakes for their husbands and kids, even though they never actually have time to eat them.
- Once lipstick is applied, it stays on forever—even if you're scuba diving with full gear.
- Cops are always assigned partners who are their total polar opposites.
- Cars involved in crashes almost always explode into massive flames.
- Even when driving down a perfectly straight road, you absolutely have to jerk the steering wheel left and right every few seconds.
- Honest, hardworking cops usually get shot about three days before retirement.
- If you want to pass yourself off as a German officer, you don't even need to speak the language—just nail the accent.
- The Police Chief is always a Black man.
- The Police Chief will always either suspend his lead detective—or give him 48 hours to wrap the job up.
- The more a man and woman hate each other, the higher the chance they'll fall in love.
- Any building's ventilation system is the perfect hiding spot. Nobody ever thinks to look there, and you can travel anywhere in the building easily.
- When facing off against a villainous international terrorist, sarcasm and wit are your best weapons.
- When paying a taxi, you don't even need to check your wallet—just grab a random bill and hand it over. It’ll always be the exact fare.
- When people are alone, all strangers prefer to speak English.
- Tucking your shirt in can make a man virtually bulletproof.
- If Germans are shooting at you, hide in a river—or even a bathtub; German bullets can't penetrate water.
- If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate every weird noise while wearing next to nothing.
- If you're blonde and good-looking, there's a chance you could become a world-renowned nuclear physicist by age 22.
- If an imminent natural disaster or a killer monster threatens your city, the mayor's first concern will be tourism or his upcoming art gallery opening.
- If you need to reload, you'll always find enough ammo—even if you didn't bring any to begin with.
- If you find yourself in a situation that could be cleared up with a quick explanation, for God's sake, just shut up!
- If you see a large pane of glass, someone is about to be thrown through it.
- If someone is hunting you through town, you can just hide in the St. Patrick's Day parade, which happens every single year.
- If you decide to dance in the street, everyone you run into will know the moves.
- When someone falls in love, it's standard practice to burst into song.
- If someone gets knocked out by a blow to the head, they’ll never deal with a concussion or brain damage.
- When you're driving, it's totally normal to spend the entire trip staring at the person in the passenger seat or the backseat instead of looking at the road.
- You never actually see a cursor on a computer screen; it just says: "Enter Password Now."
- You could survive any battle in any war, provided you don't make the mistake of showing someone a photo of your beloved dog back home.
- The nightly news always seems to feature a story that hits you personally right at that exact moment.
- Landing a plane is pretty easy if there's someone in the control tower giving you directions.
- No one involved in a high-speed chase, a kidnapping, an explosion, a volcanic eruption, or an alien invasion ever goes into shock.
- An electric fence powerful enough to take down a dinosaur won't leave any lasting effects on an eight-year-old.
- Every single police investigation will require at least one visit to a strip club.
- Interbreeding is genetically possible with any creature from other parts of the universe.
- You can always find a parking spot right in front of whatever building you're visiting.
- Most laptops are powerful enough to crash the communication systems of any alien invading civilization.
- A lot of people keep scrapbooks of newspaper clippings, especially if a family member or friend died in a weird accident.
- You can always find a chainsaw exactly when you need one.
- You can always tell if someone is British because they'll be wearing a bowtie.
- Any kind of job will make fathers forget their son's eighth birthday.
blueranger12 said:😁
Legendary line:
"After watching Alec go at it with Velveta, he marched straight into Paris's room, kicked out some random guy who was halfway undressed, and said:
Now I'm gonna fuck you hard."
Honestly, maybe Ivy prefers this version more.
blueranger12 said:Maybe Taylor would just be some quiet girl that Alec Baldwin refuses to touch because she looks too innocent. That’s his only redeeming quality. He won't touch anything pure. But Alec Baldwin? He'd definitely go after Taylor, and that's exactly why he secretly hates her. And Taylor? She’d probably want him to marry her.
🤣 😂 Seriously, you're out of your mind. I am actually crying laughing right now. 🤣 😂 😂 🤣
blueranger12 said:Gregorio would be the lead—this gritty cowboy riding in from Eastern Europe. Dangerous, bad attitude. He’d meet some high-class madam played by Elizabeth Taylor, and they'd become fast friends. He'd be seeing some young socialite type like Paris Hilton. The local sheriff would be a good guy played by Alec Baldwin. Haircut? Prematurely balding. Then, the showdown happens. That’s a 4, not an 8. An 8 is way too much..
Add a cameo by a big celebrity like Oprah and you've got a blockbuster!
My lineup:
Genre: "Ask God, because you won't understand anything until you see who's directing."
Director: David Lynch 😍
Men: Jesse Eisenberg, Robert De Niro, Gerard Butler, Adrien Brody
Women: Meryl Streep, Kate Winslet, Shirley Henderson, Hillary Swank
Freddie Mercury
in Music ·
The Show must go on!
The Show must go on! Yeah!
Ooh! Inside my heart is breaking!
My make-up may be flaking!
But my smile, still, stays on!
Man, this hits so hard because it's just so true... Thank you for everything, Queen!
The Show must go on! Yeah!
Ooh! Inside my heart is breaking!
My make-up may be flaking!
But my smile, still, stays on!
Man, this hits so hard because it's just so true... Thank you for everything, Queen!
The Crow
in Movies ·
The spit was actually full of real bullets—total prop department blunder—and, well... I just love the movie, it’s got such a great... gothic vibe...
Freddie Mercury
in Music ·
Since we can't catch Queen performing live anymore, everyone needs to go see the incredible "We Will Rock You" musical on Broadway!
Christian Bale
in Music ·
Christian is such a high tenor, which is why his voice comes off as way too soft. Honestly, he’s pretty mediocre when it comes to opera.
I'm just not feeling this album. What he did with Mayales was so much better. He hyped this one up so much before it even dropped, talking about how it would be "something totally unprecedented," and here I am... I was expecting a life-changing experience on the first listen.
He really should have just kept his mouth shut. If he hadn't, I might have actually listened to the album without all these preconceived notions and maybe even enjoyed it.
I'm just not feeling this album. What he did with Mayales was so much better. He hyped this one up so much before it even dropped, talking about how it would be "something totally unprecedented," and here I am... I was expecting a life-changing experience on the first listen.
He really should have just kept his mouth shut. If he hadn't, I might have actually listened to the album without all these preconceived notions and maybe even enjoyed it.
Freddie Mercury
in Music ·
Huge thanks to whoever dug this up! Freddie, my love! Long live Freddie!
Cleveland Rockers
in Music ·
That’s why everyone has different tastes. Even with dogs, every single one has their own favorite bone.
Cleveland Rockers
in Music ·
Laufer and Urban are easily some of the best things to ever come out of this country, and man, I still get chills whenever I hear "Robot."
If Urban had happened to be born in a city like London or New York today, he’d definitely be some cult icon musician with a massive billionaire fortune.
If Urban had happened to be born in a city like London or New York today, he’d definitely be some cult icon musician with a massive billionaire fortune.
Sundance Film Festival 2007 (and related stuff)
in Movies ·
I heard you might have to buy a voucher now, mostly because a huge crowd used to head out there just to drink and snag free camping spots.
Maybe it's just a rumor... 😕
Maybe it's just a rumor... 😕