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I honestly don't get why they didn't just title it Boondocks or maybe Jerk instead?

Inache... this American summer is turning out to be pretty wild. We're being flooded with these incredibly expensive blockbusters that are, frankly, of such questionable quality.

I have a nagging feeling that a lot of people are going to end up losing their minds over this one. 😬
Is Michael Bay actually a bad director? in Movies ·
Wait, you mean Michael Bay actually uses scripts?!?! 😲

...don't quote me on that!

😉 😁
James Bond in Movies ·
I’m right there with Jose Miller17 on this one. 😁

Honestly, that movie was just a complete waste of time.
I remember sitting there in the theater, struggling to even stay focused on such nonsense (I actually had to force myself to pay attention to 🙂), which felt pretty weird since the whole thing was clearly designed for kids with an attention span shorter than five seconds.

....
Alright, fine, I’ll give it one tiny bit of credit—it wasn't entirely useless.
Thanks to this flick, I finally learned that even the most powerful computer systems can be completely thrown for a loop just by someone slamming their keyboard in a fit of rage.
eXistenZ (by David Cronenberg) in Movies ·
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Regarding Naked Lunch, David Cronenberg once remarked: "If I were to film this exactly how I envision it, the movie would cost $300 million and get banned in every single country on Earth."
😁😁😁

Honestly, how could you not just love this guy?
eXistenZ (by David Cronenberg) in Movies ·
Personally, I felt that eXistenZ was actually quite light compared to his earlier work.

As someone who considers themselves a hardcore gamer, I found Cronenberg's take on video games really fascinating.
Lost in translation in Movies ·
I don't know if I'd really go along with that idea.

Even if that were somehow the case, you've got to remember that the movie doesn't actually show every single Japanese person out there. 😉
eXistenZ (by David Cronenberg) in Movies ·
Just another one of David Cronenberg's body horror movies.

It’s honestly such a shame this one came out the same year as The Matrix.
Still, it's a really good movie.
Cicus Contemporary Japanese Film series in Movies ·
It wasn't actually on TV, but rather playing in theaters (maybe at an indie cinema?).

...
I remember watching Summer of Kikujiro about five years ago.
I think they even aired it on television over in Canada.
New Sale: DVDs at a discount! in Movies ·
blueranger12 said:Yeah, just imagine if you actually went ahead and split your race car right down the middle.😁

Good grief, do you really want to give me a heart attack over this?

😂
Cannes Film Festival: May 12th–23rd in Movies ·
It’s the exact same reason why the Coens, Kusturica, and Wong Kar-wai are such legends...

...that the French absolutely adore them.

...
Honestly, thank God for the French!
If you happen to shoot some total garbage of a movie, there's always going to be some Frenchman out there ready to declare it a masterpiece. 😬
Cannes Film Festival: May 12th–23rd in Movies ·
Jury:

Quentin Tarantino, President
(Director, scriptwriter - United States)

Emmanuella BEART (Actress - France)
Edwidge DANTICAT (Writer - United States)
Tilda Swinton (Actress - United Kingdom)
Kathleen Turner (Actress - United States)
Benoît Poelvoorde (Actor, scriptwriter - Belgium)
Jerry Schatzberg (Director - United States)
Tsui Hark (Director - Hong Kong)
Peter von Bagh (film Critic - Finland)

Official Competition:

Wong Kar-wai: 2046

Olivier Assayas: CLEAN

Agnès Jaoui: COMME UNE IMAGE

Walter Salles: DIARIOS DE MOTOCICLETA

Hans Weingartner: THE EDUKATORS

Tony Gatlif: EXILS

Michael Moore: FAHRENHEIT 911

Mamoru: Ghost in the Shell: Innocence

Hong Sang-soo: LA FEMME EST L’AVENIR DE L’HOMME

Lucrecia Martel: LA NIÑA SANTA

Paolo Sorrentino: LE CONSEGUENZE DELL’AMORE

Hirokazu: NOBODY KNOWS

Park Chan-wook: OLD BOY

Andrew Adamson, Kelly Asbury, Conrad Vernon: SHREK 2

Joel Coen, Ethan Coen: The Ladykillers

Stephen Hopkins: THE LIFE AND DEATH OF PETER SELLERS

Apichatpong Weerasethakul: TROPICAL MALADY

Emir Kusturica: LIFE IS A MIRACLE

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Now, this is quite an interesting lineup! I have to say, seeing Ghost in the Shell: Innocence on here actually caught me a little off guard.

It looks like after last year's total disaster, they've decided to pivot toward comedy and finding some laughs again... or at least, that's what the festival director is claiming.
Best film magazines to follow? in Movies ·
Honestly, you had those pseudo-intellectual college students chiming in there too.

You really don't need to be going through puberty to write such childish, immature nonsense. 😉
Best film magazines to follow? in Movies ·
I've got the last three issues of the American Film Institute magazine sitting right here.

Tick-tock... you could always find some genuinely brilliant essays in there, though you’d also stumble upon those painfully awkward, adolescent-sounding rants.

Back in the early nineties, there was this other mag called Super, which was edited by Arsen. To be honest, that publication came dangerously close to being labeled a journalistic disaster.
The design was a total mess, the articles felt incredibly shallow, there were typos on top of typos, and God, the sheer amount of massive factual errors—especially when they tried to list filmographies for actors or directors... it was just exhausting.
Best film magazines to follow? in Movies ·
milk said:...
I think someone mentioned the Chronicle earlier... does anyone know who actually puts that out? I’ve managed to flip through a few issues, and I have to say, I’m really digging how they blend deep-dive expertise with actual news you can use. It feels like such a refreshing mix. I noticed they often kick off their five-page spreads with these long-form essays featuring big names like Peter Turk or those other heavy hitters—if I’m remembering the lineup correctly, at least!

That's really it.

The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences is turning its back on him.
Best film magazines to follow? in Movies ·
I actually meant to start a whole thread about magazines, but it looks like I completely blanked on hitting post

There was a time when I used to grab a copy of Premiere every single week without fail
But these days, you'll mostly find me scrolling through film critics on the Guardian, The New York Times, or digging through Sight & Sound online

As for anything local, I usually just flip through them if they're sitting in the library or maybe borrow one here and there
Lost in translation in Movies ·
bluntman said:Watching it on a grainy 😁 bootleg DVD 😁 at like 2 in the morning 😁
might have played a part in how much I actually liked it...😁

Exactly!

The thing is, this movie really needs the big screen to work. 😉
I've learned that the hard way.
Lost in translation in Movies ·
Did you catch that on a DVD or see it at an AMC Theatres?
Who's the absolute GOAT? in Movies ·
pivka said:Phoenix is an absolute ten. I thought he was incredible in "The Poison Marquis de Sade."

but there's just something about him...

A priest's robe? 😁 😉
The Phantom Tollbooth (by Chuck Jones) in Movies ·
The Phantom Tollbooth
Hedwig and The Angry Inch in Movies ·
slyowl9 said:The whole thing with Isaac—basically, for the stage show, they were looking for someone masculine but with a higher vocal range, and since they couldn't find anyone who fit the bill, they just went with a woman. That bit actually turned into a bit of a tradition, which is why the movie features a female performer in that traditionally male role.

So, we're talking about a guy who identifies as a woman, carries an Isaac name, has Asian roots, and holds an American passport. 😁