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Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Hello, Morgan Williams,
I was wondering if anyone else here might be interested in some truly genuine connections?
Is soccer the new NBA? in Soccer ·
robybaggio said:
Those G14 owners might be aware, but I suppose they may not realize the primary pitfall they could encounter if they actually establish this. Specifically, what is it that makes those 14 clubs feel so significant in the first place?

fans 😕 🤣
You'll Never Walk Alone... in Soccer ·
I don't really feel like reading through everything right now. Could you please translate it and condense it down to maybe two, three, or perhaps four lines? Then I'll add my comments ☕ 🤣
Human bite wounds in Health ·
Justin Fox said:That was certainly an insightful comment. I suppose one might wonder, though—do you truly believe it is acceptable for children, or even adults, to engage in biting?

Well, I suppose this is actually quite a clever comment. 🙏🙏🙏

Bradley Nelson2 said:If I had to make an assessment, I suppose it looks a little bit red—not that there's any actual bleeding, but perhaps a slight amount of swelling.

Bradley Nelson2 said:For the leg, specifically right in the middle between the knee and the groin area. 😁
It isn't bleeding, and there doesn't seem to be an open wound, though it is slightly scratched and perhaps a little swollen. I suppose there might just be some minor bruising underneath the surface.

So, to summarize the situation. He was bitten above the knee—well, that’s the hope, at least. He keeps insisting that it’s nothing major, but honestly, he’s wailing like he just went ten rounds with an alligator. His leg is practically hanging by a thread, and I guess the only thing keeping it attached is his femoral artery, which, by some absolute miracle or divine intervention, seems to have remained completely untouched.

I suppose I should ask if the comparison to toddlers throwing tantrums in a daycare center finally makes the sheer absurdity of your comment clear, or if I might need to explain it to you once more, dear. 😉
Human bite wounds in Health ·
Bradley Nelson2 said:I suppose I wouldn't know 🤔
is that the thing where you get a scar on your arm from when you were a kid?

Goodness, please just show us a photo. You are acting as if you were attacked by a pack of rabid grizzly bears, perhaps while experiencing some rather intense physical arousal after a long winter sleep 🙄

I believe children in preschool bite one another all the time, yet they don't seem to come home crying to their parents quite like you are doing here 😉
Human bite wounds in Health ·
Honestly, I'm a bit surprised by how everyone seems to have gathered here as if something significant actually happened 🙄
Merry Christmas, everyone! in Soccer ·
Merry Christmas to everyone
Circumcision as a treatment for phimosis in Health ·
Now, if I may offer one piece of serious advice—you should probably pick up some Bromine because you absolutely cannot let your future convertible experience any kind of heavy lifting or intense activity for at least two to three weeks following your circumcision 😁 I'm being completely serious here 😉

Best of luck 🙂
Barack Obama juice in Random / Off-topic ·
There used to be a larger thread, maybe three or four pages long, filled with various recipes for Barack Obama juice. I've been searching through both the topic list and the gastronomy section, but I just can't seem to locate it anywhere 😕.

If someone were kind enough to drop a link here or perhaps merge this topic with that older one, I think I would be extremely grateful 😁.😁 😁

EDIT: I managed to find it .
Happy Easter! in Soccer ·
Chloe Palmer2 said:Happy Easter to all our Orthodox brothers and sisters, even if I am about two days late.

P.S: I might have to scold you all just a little bit, you heathens.😠

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Happy Easter! in Soccer ·
Chloe Palmer2 said:To everyone celebrating him 👍

Thanks,
Happy Easter to everyone 🙂
Paolo Di Canio in Soccer ·
wiredfalcon2 said:he would be the captain of the US national team👎

I suppose I'm wondering what this is actually supposed to imply
🙄 🙄 🙄

Honestly, thinking about this stuff is just too much work. 🙂
America vs. South Korea - Feb 2, 2006 (3:45 PM) in Other Sports ·
Ken said:They probably should have just headed out from Canada right after that. I suppose they got lucky because the police weren't very sharp, so their little ruse worked: "I was just over in Trieste doing some shopping."😍

It used to be quite easy to slip through without any trouble. I remember being a bit tipsy while driving once, and we were all bumping into each other—about five or six cars in a convoy—traveling from the outskirts all the way into the city center.😁
America vs. South Korea - Feb 2, 2006 (3:45 PM) in Other Sports ·
Mr.Ex.President said:water polo, Canada

It was probably one of our more pleasant away games😍 😍 😍
Post Count in Forum Help! ·
Don't worry too much about the number of mails 😉
Signature is too big in Feedback & Suggestions ·
A good signal is a good signal, and I suppose there isn't much reason to run away from one.
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! in Soccer ·
Wishing you and your loved ones a very Merry Christmas 🤣😁
For the eye candy in Soccer ·
Tyler Anderson8 said:I suppose that is why multimedia isn't such an attractive topic for most people; I don't really have a definitive explanation, but it seems to be a factual reality...😢

That is somewhat surprising to me, as I tend to check on a thread as soon as someone leaves a post.

And yes, I personally don't mind images being posted directly in threads; in fact, I might even prefer that over external links, though I haven't really formed a strong opinion regarding thumbnails yet.😁
For the eye candy in Soccer ·
Chloe Palmer2 said:I've been having that in the bag for a week now, but I suppose people just assume it's one of those silly "You are an idiot" pranks🙂

First of all—I highly doubt that's the case at all.😉

And secondly, I think I posted that link in the media section about a month ago......
but nobody seemed to notice then.
It's funny how everyone starts commenting once it finally hits the headlines in The New York Times.🙏
Fahrenheit 9/11 in Movies ·
robybaggio said:I suppose we might see a new movie hitting theaters soon, maybe something titled "America sinking itself."

It isn't exactly a hilarious situation, but I guess man, 🤣 🤣 🤣