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Heavy metal in Music ·
ironcyclist78 said:So, what's your "profile," Grissom? I mean, I'm genuinely curious how you'd actually... well, it's pretty obvious, isn't it? The real metalheadDescribe it in one word? Sure, I could give it a shot. Maybe two or three if I’m feeling generous.

🤣 🤣

Alright, let's get serious.
Calling myself "The Real Metalhead"... that's a bit of a stretch. Honestly? I'm not even a metalhead. 👋

ironcyclist78 said:Geek or whatever. It doesn't matter.Honestly, I think some of the lyrics from Rhapsody are actually among the best out there.Like I said before, there’s more going on here than meets the eye.

And you think that's bad? Wait until you hear some band using lyrics like "golden sword of steel." For crying out loud. 😂 😂 😂
Heavy metal in Music ·
Nerds.
Heavy metal in Music ·
Megan Smith12 said:Austin Phillips3, you're actually a pretty interesting person.
You claim to have been into metal for over 11 years, but the sad truth is you're still stuck listening to the exact same stuff you did back then.
There’s this weird paradox among metalheads—we start out with the heaviest stuff (kind of like frustrated kids and teenagers), and eventually, we realize there's more interesting music out there. I'm curious how old you are, because I didn't really move past Cannibal Corpse until I was around 17 or 18. What's the deal with bands like Hateforest, Tristania, Beseech, or Dark Tranquillity? I know they aren't exactly "epic," but still...

Honestly, I'm torn between giving you a serious answer or just keeping the jokes coming. 🤮
Heavy metal in Music ·
Here's a metal EP for you.

The Book of heavy metal (March of The Metallians)

I'd sign - a contract with the devil
I've tried - for sol very Long I'd die
I'd die - to become immortal
that's why I sing this song
Am I a wannabe? - have I no dignity.
Who'd give up all my life.. to be
In the book of heavy metal.. metal!
In the book of heavy metal

in The book of heavy metal in Life - i have no religion besides The heavy metal gods wear nothing but Black skin tight leather my skin's clad with metal studs am
besides the heavy metal gods
wear nothing but black skin tight leather
My skin's clad with Metal studs
Am I a wannabe? - have I no dignity.
I give up all my life to be..
In the book of heavy metal.. metal!
In the book of heavy metal

in The book of heavy metal som twenty years aga , The goods put down There feet , sol firmly in to The ground that no man of sword Nor pen , could ever chains The rules upon which The very fundament of metal was made
So firmly in to the ground that no man of sword nor pen,
could ever chains the rules upon which
The very fundament of metal was made.

Read All about IT , in The manual Read All about IT , in The book of heavy metal Read All about IT don't need no flashy house
Read all about it, in the manual
Read all about it, in the book of heavy metal
Read all about it
Don't need no flashy house, no kids/car or ugly wife
the only thing I want, is what my parents don't
need no widescreen TV, No in all honesty
the only thing I want to be (to be or not to be)

In the book of heavy metal - In life - metal!
In the book of heavy metal - to death - metal!

I've signed - a contract with the devil
I'd like to become a star
I'd die - to become immortal
That's why i Play The guitar
Heavy metal in Music ·
Watched it, watched it over and over. 🙏🙏🙏

You know that part where they play out in the field, and suddenly fire comets start raining down while a dragon soars right above them? Forget those Nazi or Soviet military parades—all of them combined, Rhapsody is the real deal. 🙂
Heavy metal in Music ·
This whole obsession with militarism is a pretty clear indicator of the type of people who listen to Rhapsody. 🤣

Knightly militarism—all shining armor, golden swords, and white horses. 🙂🙏🙏🙏
Heavy metal in Music ·
ironcyclist78 said:I listen to Rhapsody every now and then. At first, those militaristic lyrics rubbed me the wrong way, but I quickly realized there's more symbolism tucked in there than you'd think at first glance.

Militaristic lyrics? 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
Heavy metal in Music ·
Jerry Thompson said:Man, how long have you been into metal?

*checks calendar*

11 years and 7 months.

It all started when I got my first tape from CANNIBAL CORPSE. Everything after that was just history. 🙂
Heavy metal in Music ·
The poll says it all. 🙂
Heavy metal in Music ·
Listen up, brothers. I’m done with power metal and all that other soft, pathetic garbage they call music. 🤮 🤮 🤮 🤮 🤮

Real men listen to pornogore grind/death. 🙂
Heavy metal in Music ·
Good grief... Hammerfall is basically the bottom of the barrel when it comes to power metal. I get it, some people just dig the genre and stick to whatever mid-tier bands they find, but Hammerfall? Really? 😵
steelviper6 said:A Rotting Christ?

Garbage. 🤮
To the person who started this thread.
I’m Catholic. 🙂 On paper . So, I listen to Impaled Nazarene.
Terry Rodriguez41 said:What exactly are we even talking about here?...

Political correctness and all those other quasi-moralistic leftovers. 🤮
Just listening to Skrewdriver and The Oppressed. ☕
Six Pack & drum tablature in Music ·
Look, I’m telling you, I’m fucking trying. Miller, just give me one more shot.
Six Pack & drum tablature in Music ·
I guess I’m just not that edgy or cool, am I? Clearly, I don't have that alternative vibe you've got going on.

Anyway, how do I even start? Teach me what real music actually sounds like. I'd love to be as legit as you are.

🙄
British vs. American punk? in Music ·
Americans have Hardcore, while the guys in the UK have Oi!

The Ramones are pure rock n' roll. You stinking punks can just get lost. 😳
Six Pack & drum tablature in Music ·
Of course it matters. 🤮

PS
It’s not just some specific threat, it’s a general danger.

PPS
Those bands in your signature? Total garbage.

PPPS
Except for the Ramones.