Posts by velvetgull9

jadetinker85 said:ugh, nah, I was just trying to be polite, I guess🙂

Oh, come on, quit acting all high and mighty... 🙄 🙄 😉

I’m almost embarrassed to admit what my first thought was... 🙂 😲 🙄

northernfalcon30 said:Wait, you're seriously going again??!!!😕

Oh my god, don't be silly!!
I mean, what's wrong with a little healthy pale look? 🙄 🙄

Casey Palmer5 said:I'm super pale too, but I guess I've just accepted it. Plus, I'm actually allergic to the sun, so there's really nothing I can do about it! 🙂

Count me in for that group too! Morticia Addams. 👍

goldenowl73, honey, are you maybe losing your mind just a little bit? ☕

You guys probably haven't heard this before, right?

Back in the Roman Empire, the Flavius family was known for having blonde hair. They were so famous that people actually started calling the hair color after them.
Then at some point, a bunch of newcomers moved in who couldn't understand half of what the locals were saying, so they just translated everything to "Blue."

I'm totally for real, too.

A few years back, I was dealing with a ton of similar issues. I tried everything—therapy, massage sessions, you name it—but honestly, nothing really worked for more than a minute. Then this massage therapist suggested I try an orthopedic pillow (you know, the ones that look like a little letter B?). She told me to go to a specialty store where I could actually test them out first, because height is everything and one size definitely doesn't fit all. So, I found this shop, and the clerk had me swap through about ten different pillows that looked identical but felt totally different in terms of firmness and loft. I knew the right one immediately; it just clicked. It’s made of latex. Anyway, I haven't needed a massage since (the pillow cost about the same as two sessions!), and my pain is super rare now—and even when it happens, it's way, way lighter than before.

I know this probably sounds like some crazy tall tale, but it seriously worked for me, so maybe it'll help you too!

Keith James812 said:So much for keeping the language under control, I guess! Haha! 😢 I'm hopeless, I guess... maybe I'm just never gonna get married! 😢

OMG, I finally thought of something!!!! Listen, girl: what if we find you someone who doesn't even speak English? Then you could say whatever crazy stuff you want, and just tell him you're actually singing his praises and raving about how hot, smart, and talented he is!

Wait, what? Haha!

Hey, it's me!

Guess I'll just hang out until they expire again, maybe playing some games or whatever...

Keith James812 said:all guys are just flawed, I guess 😁

some just have bigger flaws than others, maybe! 😛

Hey girl, my internet is getting cut off in like forty-five minutes until tomorrow. Just letting you know so you don't start complaining that I bailed on you again!

Let me help you out: we finally hit that baby aunt error.

Keith James812 said:nah, I think those three are all sharing one 😁

Ugh, I totally panicked for a sec there...

Keith James812 said:Walter, Donny, and Lebowski... 😁

Jesus Christ!!!!! Don't tell me I'm just now catching on!!!!

So you're basically saying he's got three little ones?????
😲 😲 😲

Like some kind of model setup?????
😱 😱 😱

Keith James812 said:so, the first guy I remember writing 😁

Sorry, girl! I was totally rushing around yesterday. But hey, I'm here now and all ears!

See? Look what you did! You totally bleached it out. Now it’s probably never gonna bounce back...

I'm outta here. 👋

Come on, Nat, just let her focus and stop bugging her so much, okay? I think I might actually die of hunger here!

Keith James812 said:Alright, I'm getting to it... just gotta grab a Starbucks first to wake my brain up.. you know how much I've got going on, I need to focus so I don't miss anyone 😁

Just please don't take forever because I am seriously starving...

nataniel said:Keith James812, I don't think you actually saw them, you know, THEM.

Oh, come on. People see all sorts of stuff. I actually know someone who claims they saw Elvis Presley once!

Keith James812 said:don't! wait up! i'll tell ya! 😁 😁

I'm all ears...

So you don't really care about the big debates on here, just want the juicy details from my love life instead? 😁 [/B]

But you totally told me to ask...! I honestly thought you were just being a tease, though I guess I shouldn't say it like that... 😉 😁

Anyway, if you just need someone to vent to since nobody else will listen, just let me know. I'm pretty patient. Well, until I get hungry, anyway.

Alright, I'm gonna head out now. 👋