Posts by gentlepuma20

Watermelon is pink. Cantaloupe is yellow. That's just how it goes, I guess.

Dead Carrot said:1. The absolute queen of everything grown in dirt—zucchini
2. Runner up—cantaloupe, or whatever you want to call it
3. Second runner up—tomatoes, but they have to be organic, none of that plastic GMO stuff
4. Most charming—sweet corn
5. Most photogenic—wild asparagus
6. Cabbage, kale, maybe some spinach
7. Swiss chard, specifically the soft, sweet kind from down south
8. Corn
9. Brussels sprouts
10. Bell peppers

Is cantaloupe even a vegetable? 😲
Zucchini is easily the best veggie, honestly. 🙂
Onions are the best, though—you didn't even put them on your list. Typical.

unknown said:you can totally see yourself in 😉

exactly! I imagine gentlepuma20 just stomped on her own dad with some stinky designer heels—while blasting techno through an iPod hanging from a gold chain—and then she probably bit into a burger, all while buffing her square forehead and digging for change at a 7-Eleven, shouting "Che Guevara!" and "Adolf Hitler!" back and forth.

classic.

Bob Dylan is great if he’s playing some chocolate—but then again, just like anything else that's chocolate, a chocolate Bob Dylan is pretty hard to come by.

I'm not really a fan of Bisev.

miss l on the road said:those donuts from the local shop—they're so greasy

Greasy donuts! 👋

I mean, it’s basically a rule for me—if the donut doesn't soak right through the paper bag, it's not doing its job. Kind of like when a McDonald's cheeseburger leaves its mark on the wrapper...

My top Subway sandwich fillings:
1. Teriyaki
2. Meatballs
3. Seafood

coastalpanther11 said:I don't know—she keeps bringing up some sneakers with pink accents in other threads, which is 🙂 just as bad as wearing white after Labor Day.
Maybe I'll have to sit her down for a talk and remind her about those contractual obligations 😈 :luciferlightofthemorning:

Hey, no way! I want to be able to wear whatever colors I want. I honestly thought the only rule was that my soul had to be black. 😢

@🙂 can't tell cheese from steak—classic.

I think they're great too—though I'd probably go with a pink version instead of white, maybe something like

Pritt Pen said:If you don't like loafers, you're just not a real man.

👋

Men wear sneakers—not flip-flops.

rutvica said:Fear of girls 🤣

why are you laughing? I think even Krivi is a little intimidated by me—especially when he's had a few drinks. 🙂


what a lovely little smile!!! 😍

stormyviper11 said:it's better than all that noise they tend to get caught up in.

IMISSOVO

I'd put them in my top tier too—though I guess I don't worship Fugazi quite as much as the indie rock rules seem to demand.

stormyviper11 said:"let's hit the water"

😱

hollowangler68 said:it's just water, really 🙂

I guess you don't know much about the ocean, kid.

it's not just water anymore

gentlepuma20 and Jacob Roberts27. :prokaz:

I’m a Kim fan myself—I mean, I kind of enjoy her being extra. A lot of her stuff just hits right for me. Brother James, brother James! 😬

Elvis can say whatever he wants—but honestly, Gordon is just such a total MILF.

Nicholas Perez33 said:hmm.
4. 10 lbs extra
3. under 5'7"

check 🙈

The absolute best thing to spread on toast:
1. spicy salami sausage 🙂

and you know what’s actually GROSS? That cheap knockoff version of Nutella—Nutti. 🤮

Kevin Chavez3 said:Top 3 worst candies:
2. 2. Mondelez anything

EXCUSE ME?!?!!? 😲
Mondelez is basically the Constitution!!! cheap and reliable.