Posts by briskbison55

Nobody actually likes them, except maybe the gays who wear them.

Drew Ross2 said:what about her taste? 😁

Yeah, totally fine. I mean, every time I hear her talk, I find her pretty likable and all. Her choice in guys is just... well, it's a total disaster, but hey, nobody's perfect, right? And I really don't feel like I should have to apologize for the rest of mankind or anything. Just my two cents.

hiddennomad60 said:🙂

I wonder what that total nightmare would say about this observation... 🥳

Honestly, though? I don't really care. Every single time I run into her, that look she gives me just totally catches me off guard. I can't even tell if it's worse when she's wearing makeup or not, I guess.

rapidtrucker78 said:Personally, I actually find her kind of charming compared to most people I dislike—well, maybe after Andrea A. ☕

Maybe you're just being easy on both of them because your hormones are all over the place right now.

Drew Ross2 said:man, you'd better watch out or you'll end up in the ER with kidney failure😲

Women just don't fight. Well, I mean, unless someone asks nicely, but that's a whole different story. That's just how it is.

rapidtrucker78 said:How can someone claim they know how to love? 😲

I’m just... honestly, I'm pretty disappointed. ☕

Hey! Look, just being tolerant of people isn't the same thing as actually loving them. I think I'm just trying my best to be a decent human being, you know?

Chloe Cooper10 said:Looking back through all her posts on here, I don't think I've ever seen her talk to anyone without throwing in a healthy dose of irony. 😁 Maybe I just missed it, ☕

I mean, honestly? I don't really go out of my way to like people until they actually prove themselves to me. Yeah. In person, I'm probably even more blunt about it... if I like someone, I'd give them the shirt off my back, but if I don't? Well, they better watch their step. That's just how I am, I guess.

Look at how smart this guy is 😁 I really love it when the little mermaid insists on ending up in a frying pan.

Kimberly Rodriguez51 said:Then once they start talking about pigs, they’ll probably pivot the whole program pretty fast, I guess. 😁

So, I was thinking about this... you basically just shove the pig into a bag with a standard latch and it stays stuck there forever. But if you use a hog ring on the feeder instead? Yeah, you can pop that open in like thirty seconds flat. It's weird, I guess. Maybe it works better that way.

Drew Ross2 said:Seven has a heart, I guess. Maybe. It’s just... you know? There's something about them. I don't know how to explain it properly, but they really do have a heart. Truly. 😲

Chloe Cooper10 said:Solid. 🙂

I mean, I have this space... it’s mostly reserved for hedgehogs, cats, certain family members, and then just, you know, really rare people. Maybe? Just those few special ones.

Susan Sullivan6 said:Either he's totally lost it, or he actually believes octopuses have higher IQs than people. 🙂

Well, I don't think it... I know it. And honestly, don't even ask me how, because I'll just end up explaining it all to you anyway.

Kimberly Rodriguez51 said:🤣

I mean, pigs and octopuses are basically on the same level when it comes to intelligence, so I’m just wondering, 😳

but honestly, I don't know... I was watching this documentary about octopuses and now I just can't bring myself to eat them anymore.

Kimberly Rodriguez51 said:What about pork? 😳

Well, I mean, yeah... if it’s just roasted enough so it isn't cold, then things like cracklings, ham, prosciutto... I guess all of that works.

Look, I might just take a little bite, and if it turns out to be too much, I'll just spit it out.

Yeah. But I'm definitely not out of it.

I don't eat octopus... because I don't think any creature out there could ever be smarter than a human being, I guess.

Anthony Nguyen81 said:Nah, I think girls are just being way too hard on themselves, honestly, that's all it is. 😉

I mean, if women weren't so self-critical and insecure and... I don't know, shaky about themselves, most guys wouldn't be seeing anything but stuff on the internet. Just my two cents.

Women in their prime... what even is that supposed to mean? Is it just some code for people you can't say anything to without them jumping down your throat? Like, is this some weird way of calling someone an "old used car"?

electrichawk94 said:Look, just don't come crawling back later acting like I'm the one being difficult or whatever. ☕

man, quit whining, they just cut the child support

electrichawk94 said:🤣
Honestly, I don't even know what to make of you. 😁

Whatever, man. Just tell your mom to get in touch, she can grab my number if she needs anything—you know how it goes. Always here to help out.

electrichawk94 said:My mom is like, sixty-something years old... man, you've really disappointed me for seven whole days straight. lol 🙂

So, I guess there aren't any artificial hips yet, or anything like that, if she's able to just run away.

Are you kidding me right now?!? This is absolute insanity... I mean, seriously, this is straight-up discrimination. It’s actually breaking my heart, I guess. My poor little girl is just sitting there crying because she can't get any attention from anyone. It’s just so unfair, honestly. Such a sweet soul, too.