Posts by briskbison55

start the tractor

I mean, honestly, you could give them two liters of blood, one child, or even spend all season chopping wood to prep for the winter, and they’d still just walk away from you without a second thought. It doesn't even have to be your own kid, either. They don't care about blood at all 😁

Wait, what are we actually celebrating here?

I mean, obviously, those antennas are there just for our own enjoyment, even if they try to act like they aren't 😁

So, I guess it was a pretty decent day. But honestly, that 5G antenna thing? It isn't some piece of metal hidden under a mask or anything... it’s more like a chip they just tucked right inside us during that last software update.

Oh, come on guys, give me a break... I mean, look, the Earth is flat, chemtrails are definitely a thing, and 5G is basically shrinking everyone's chest size

Exactly, one by one.

from: yeah, we really need to go through this with a fine-tooth comb.

Sly Stallone, Zvon, and that unnamed 'friend' of Zvon's?

the absolute best. that's it.

Chris Cruz942 said:I was just being such a total klutz this morning

I mean, isn't that basically just the default setting for women? I'm actually kind of surprised you're even surprised...

hiddennomad60 said:Josh Ott🤣

It was raining all morning, and they didn't even mention it... 🤔

I mean, if you hadn't messed up your iPhone, maybe you would've actually known what was going on. I guess I knew everything. 😁

I'm kind of wondering why my resistance dropped from 138% down to 134%... I guess it's just one of those things, maybe?

Kimberly Rodriguez51 said:I was just asking 😳

Nah, I mean, Dad would try to hide, but he’d probably do such a bad job with his three left thumbs that they’d just kick him out of the room entirely.

Hank, Phil, Zvonkec?

Give them a second to get the kids out first, seriously...

Joe, Phil, what's the word on #?

Everyone knows Anderlon only has eyes for the guys, I mean, they aren't exactly looking to settle down or anything,

Brenda Green62 said:So, is a 4 enough to handle moderation duties? 🤔

alright then 😁

Someone actually had the nerve to ask what her breasts look like...

Why? Honestly, just hold onto it... you never know when you might need a spare liver or a kidney later on.

it isn’t always easy being me, I mean, my filters glitch out all the time, but people really seem to love me anyway😁

Joshua Baker77 said:Every morning when I'm driving the kids to daycare, it's just... total chaos. There’s crying everywhere and they're practically begging me to come back and get them as soon as possible. But then, if I actually show up early to pick them up, I get totally roasted by my wife for being too early because she wants them out there playing in the yard longer.
Is this, like, normal? 😁

I always tell my girlfriends the same thing when they bring up stuff like this—it's probably because you were honest about how much that doctor visit hurt, right? They just laugh and give you that look, you know? Like, okay, fine, hate me then.

Zachary Bennett said:🙂

I don't even know... I mean, I don't really know what a mother's hug feels like. My late grandma hugged me once, a long time ago, and I guess that's pretty much all I can remember.☕

Well, she probably wouldn't have liked it if you grabbed her by the butt, so maybe that's why she stopped hugging you.