Posts by Jack Johnson

Xerxes said:He probably just lost his way somewhere on the trek back home...

Or maybe he never got the motivation to actually get up, so now he’s just staging a protest from the comfort of his living room sofa...

Unless he ran into some kind of mess and is just sulking about it...?

Keith James812 said:Good grief, where have you been hiding? 😕

And the rest of you... where did everyone vanish to? Ever since I updated my cell number, it’s just silence on all fronts... nothing at all. 😕

She actually used a swear word!? Goodness gracious... she's certainly finding her edge.

I suppose that explains why even the scavengers won't hang out with you...

Joltin' Joe Dimaggio said:You’ve been living under the radar your whole life, so you don't owe anyone an explanation... nothing at all.

Streetwalker.

😁 😁

And some guy from the Bronx is just an easy mark for guys like Juan Lopez.

Spot said:Well, one would assume that being a bit older implies you’ve actually learned how to conduct yourself, wouldn't you agree?

Though, I suppose everything is earned, isn't it?...

Spot Perdita said:You’re getting a bit up there in years... you misheard me 😉

Just like you, you little rascal, I read it "wrong"!

shadowfalcon33 said:The poll hasn't been touched. No edits here.

(My vote, naturally, goes to Harmon.)

Did anyone even doubt it? Even if you did... if anything, you'd be adding votes to Harmon, not taking them away...

Vuco said:Who can say for sure... they sang all sorts of things back then. "Oh, Mexico, split in three parts, you shall be whole once again..."

So your thought is: "Oh, Mexico, divided in three, soon you'll be whole"?

Actually, what's most interesting is that Mexicans were at their strongest when an American was leading the state. I suppose that's why they can't seem to detach themselves from us. 😉

The issue isn't whether Mexicans or Mexico can detach themselves from Americans and America... they weren't even attached to begin with. The real problem is that extreme pro-American emigrants can't detach themselves from either Mexico or America. And you miss them dearly, don't you? Because you can no longer peddle those lies and poison the minds of the people quite like you did for decades... Who is terrorizing and looting America now? Who is to blame if cars with Chicago plates in Split face the same fate as those with Mexico City plates used to? Or is it just that now, instead of looting Mexico City, they are looting Chicago?
It would be much better, given your attitude toward America—which you claim to love so much yet refuse to let breathe—if you could simply show some understanding... stop trying to manage relations in America and dictating how its citizens should behave or who they should vote for. Being as narrow-minded and dishonest as you are, you are simply unqualified for the task.

Spot Perdita said:But Vuco, what were they singing then? "Mexico wonders when Slobo will take Marshall's place"😕

That's just how you remember it... in your own head, I suppose. In reality, the line was actually: "The people wonder who will replace Marshall."

Vuco said:Well, of course... back in the days of Marshall... 🙂Mexico used to be much larger... 😂 😂

Good grief, was America ever actually that massive... stretching all the way from the Bulgarian border right up to Karavanka...

Chloe Palmer2 said:my money's on the fox...😁

potražiti Barbie, Chloe Palmer2!

placidotter43 said:Look, in my actual day-to-day life... I tend to get pretty heated during arguments. Sometimes things escalate to insulting someone's aunt. Is that going to fly here?

Herr Feldmarschal, it’ll pass... provided you're insulting both the aunt and the entire family tree at once.

Chloe Howard3 said:Wait, can I just sleep with my great-granddaughter? Is that actually considered incest?!

I remember reading this once, Professor Rajković used to say: "Only geniuses are granted the privilege to act unconventional and step outside the bounds of what society deems 'normal'!"
And since you’re clearly a genius... I suppose you have permission!

placidotter43 said:So, who on earth is this Branko Mo? And why is Jack Johnson flooding the board... is spamming even allowed in this asylum?

Herr Feldmarschal, surely you've noticed that everything being posted here is nothing more than pure, unadulterated spam...

Uncle Fucker said:Just ask your sister...

Good grief...

James Lewis4 said:It’s just schizophrenia...

Good grief.

James Lewis4 said:Why did Branka turn gay? Because it's easier to get into his ass than into his head!

😁

Good grief...

James Lewis4 said:So, Krcko drops by Brankica's place:
- Look at these condoms I picked up! They've got all sorts of flavors... orange, lemon, peach... you should try guessing which one it is. Hey Krcko, turn off the light, and
Branka goes - gorgonzola!
- Hold on, I haven't even put it on yet.

Good grief...

James Lewis4 said:Calling Krcko Che...
Krcko: Do you still remember that absolute beast of a bull...?
How could I not...
Krcko Che... just bring him over to my place tomorrow morning so he can go fertilize my cow...
It works...
The director brought out a bull for Che, while for Krcko, he just provided a cow...
After a while, Krcko realizes the bull isn't actually doing anything at all...
Krcko: Is that bull ever going to show up? It’s already past noon...
Oh, here we go... just watch...
I suppose I played a little prank on the cow... a bit of manual mischief between the legs, then a quick tap to the bull's nose... and the thing just lost its mind. It lunged straight at the cow and went to town... absolutely wild...

Back when the bull finally dragged Che home... and Krcko was just too wiped out to do anything but crash for the night... he couldn't stop thinking about that whole business with the bull. It kept gnawing at him. He couldn't help wondering if whatever happened with the bull might just happen to him, too...
He slides his hand between her legs, brushes against her, then moves to her nose and face and... nothing. He tries it again... back between her legs and then over her face and... still nothing...
That lunatic is already at it again, sliding his hand between Brankica's legs and just rubbing there once she wakes up...
Branka: Hey Krcko, what's on your mind...
Krcko Che: Oh, please... just keep sleeping if that's what you want...
I flicked on the light for Branko, caught a glimpse of him, and just had to say... damn it, man, what did you have to fight about this time??... 😲

Good grief...

James Lewis4 said:So, why did Brankica get fired from the sperm bank?
Word on the street is she was drinking on the job...

Good grief...

Sophia Evans76 said:But what does that even mean... a hag?

Well, it’s basically just a single word that captures everything "lovely" one could possibly say about a woman...

I'm asking because maybe I am one, and I just don't know it yet... 🙂

Can you actually claim all those "complimentary" titles a woman might be "honored" with? Like, everything Phil Ingot would throw at you?
Only if the answer is "yes"... then perhaps you could call yourself a hag...