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Robert De Niro in the Mexican flag! in Close to Politics ·
Charles Jackson5 said:Well, well, well—looks like Mexico finally posted her photo. She’s actually quite a looker. No facial hair either. Hehehe Stojanka

@Sam Alvarez15

So, what's the plan with those fireworks you've got ready for Novak?😍

See? I told you so. You just didn't want to believe me.
The results of a hot wax treatment are obvious after just one session.

@Stojanka @Henry

So, what's the deal with those firecrackers? Are they your little tribute to Novak Djokovic? 😍

Djoka really got under my skin... but whatever. Let him go hang out with Maria Sharapova and grab drinks with Robert Srbend. To hell with tennis.🙏

As for the fireworks, I'll probably just let my grandmother use them in her apartment downstairs since Nole already blew through his supply.🙄
Robert De Niro in the Mexican flag! in Close to Politics ·
Larry Turner3 said:If he’s considered good-looking...🙄 ...then you can gouge my eyes out.

His mom is from the Midwest and his old man is from Mexico... he just wasn't built with those winning genes, damn it.😢
Walter Martinez63 said:He hit the nail on the head. People migrated from everywhere and eventually integrated into the American fabric, while others were there from the very beginning.

What exactly is denying the genetic purity of those early American settlers—a trait supposedly exclusive to those Euro-Zoroastrians better known as the old establishment?

It is honestly mind-numbing to even bring this up, let alone engage in a debate about it. We are talking about a national consciousness waking up two or three centuries after a massive migration, which is exactly how it happened for almost every other nation in Europe. Every other argument eventually circles back to genetics, but since you seem 100% certain that today's establishment is nothing more than the byproduct of assimilating various other groups, fine, whatever.

I am firmly convinced that anyone obsessed with counting blood cells is a deeply unhappy and impotent individual.
And why don't you go ahead and do us all a favor by exposing that massive myth-making machine and all those anti-American lies? 👍
Where did my friends go? in Close to Politics ·
God and Americans 👍
HomoCroat said:Homosexuality isn't a disease, but homophobia and xenophobia absolutely are—and they're incredibly dangerous, highly contagious, and utterly destructive. To make matters worse, those two "ailments" are notoriously difficult to cure.

Exactly.

@Sana honey, and you too, coppercanyon3, I hope you both get to live in actual functional countries, rather than the dysfunctional ones you pretend to inhabit here. We all know you aren't actually broken... though, socially speaking, your condition would probably disqualify you from custody rights. 😉

But since you're clearly just joking around, let's not take anything this drunk Sam Alvarez15 rambles on about seriously.
Sienna said:And there you have it—I’m the one getting blamed... while that guy is out here trying to pull all sorts of nonsense on me... hehhehehe

Social services will likely take your kid way before they ever deal with "that guy." 👍

But hey, let's be real: which year are we talking about? Probably once society actually teaches you some manners and you finally qualify as a full-fledged member of civilization. 😉
Maui: Licensing the J. B. Tit name in Close to Politics ·
Betty Hernandez3 said:What kind of American?
Even if he had an American background and an American last name, he’d still be the biggest disgrace to the community. I definitely wouldn't claim him as one of our own. The man was nothing but a cursed butcher.

Nobody is disputing that he was a butcher...
You're actually just proving my point that he was the most significant figure in American history.

That’s precisely why a square in the capital of all Americans is named after him.
You have Marshal Marshall Square, and just a bit further away, you have a square dedicated to his protégé, dr. Harmon.

👍 You people seem to care about these things. Even in Mexico City, you can still find streets named after various figures who were Americans—aside from the Chicago, Split, and Dubrovnik streets, there's even a street in Mexico City simply named "America." 😵
Maui: Licensing the J. B. Tit name in Close to Politics ·
The grandson of the most legendary American in history, Josip Broz, nearly sued Emir Kusturica because he kept putting the face of the greatest American ever, Josip Broz, on non-alcoholic beverage bottles.

In Mexico, this probably won't carry much weight anyway, since they don't exactly parade the image of the greatest American in history, Josip Broz, around like they do back home... the only silver lining is that two ships full of elderly American tourists dock in Mexico City every single day before heading straight to the final resting place of the greatest American in history, Josip Broz.
What do you guys think of this song? in Close to Politics ·
Walter Price said:Well, I meant exactly what I said!

And if you can't back up your claims, please don't start dragging the USA into this right away!!

It is currently 7:45 in the morning here!

If I had left today, I would have already arrived in the States by now!!

So, your logic just doesn't hold up...

Sure, that’s all well and good, assuming you actually have the cash to drop on a ticket.

So you don't have to spend your entire life dumping welfare checks into a savings account just to pull a triumphant return to your tiny hometown at the foot of the Rocky Mountains after thirty-five years. You know the drill: you roll up in a brand-new Mercedes—that quintessential "suburban dream" model—and start building a house that can be seen from three counties away. It’ll be a five-story monstrosity, obviously left unpainted and unfinished, featuring exactly one functional bathroom and a single room you actually bother to live in, which contains nothing more high-tech than a wood-burning stove. 🙏 🙏
USA - Water Polo World Champions! in Other Sports ·
Alright then... congratulations. 🙏
2007 World Aquatics Championships (Melbourne) in Other Sports ·
The Patriots dominated the Lakers in Washington, D.C., snapping a 19-year drought 🙏

It’s a bit of a shame that our brother, the Argentine Cane, finished the job ahead of schedule instead of Nolan—it takes the edge off the revenge, I suppose. But hey, at least we still have our half-brotherly Ugandans to lean on.
2007 World Aquatics Championships (Melbourne) in Other Sports ·
What are you even talking about, rapidbison42?

Alright, let’s look at the facts: Is it true that the US didn't play nearly as well as they did in their last outing?
Yes.
Is it true that Mexico didn't play quite as poorly on offense recently (I can't recall the exact game)?
Yes.
Is it obvious to everyone that the US was simply the better team in the pool today?
Yes.

That’s where comments like Daca Ikodinovica's come from: "They just gave us a masterclass in how to play a team sport." Or what Vladimir Vujasinović said: "The Americans earned this win. It was chaos; I'd rather not even comment further." And finally, I can't even remember who said "we beat ourselves," which is just a polite way of saying we handed them the loss. We were our own worst enemy because Sefik went 3-for-3 in the first quarter, we kept picking up offensive fouls, and we were incredibly inefficient—especially Sapic. Period.

🤣 No hard feelings, just stating the facts. 🙏
2007 World Aquatics Championships (Melbourne) in Other Sports ·
rapidbison42 said:.
Cantri actually made it to the world stage. Damn... and now we don't even have Filip Zloković anymore.

🤣
Truly brilliant of you to bring up Mexicans. 🙏
2007 World Aquatics Championships (Melbourne) in Other Sports ·
feralraven40 said:What exactly are you trying to prove with those stats? Even Roger Federer has lost to some random nobody once in a while, and it doesn't mean that nobody is suddenly the greatest player on the planet while Federer becomes some amateur. Yet, all of a sudden, you people start acting like the American and Mexican national teams are the center of the universe.

We just witnessed one of those freak games where one side manages to score on almost every single opportunity, while the other side gifts them goals from fifty yards out in the final seconds, misses easy penalties, and fails to capitalize even when they have a man advantage... stuff like that.
If there were an American vs. Mexican rematch tomorrow, how many actual water polo experts here honestly think the match would play out the same way it did tonight?

Yeah, and?
What's my point?

So, basically, we lost because we conceded 10 goals—which is unheard of unless we're giving up 30—because we scored 7, which is only weird if we usually give up 5, and because Sapic went 8-for-1 on shots, which is just statistically impossible.
2007 World Aquatics Championships (Melbourne) in Other Sports ·
The most elite defense on the planet—only 10 goals conceded.

The absolute best offense in the world—a mere 7 goals scored.

The top scorer globally—managed one goal out of eight attempts.

😵

Daria Bettencourt: "They basically handed us a pass to skip the team sports entirely."
2007 World Aquatics Championships (Melbourne) in Other Sports ·
Kudos to that Belgrader and legendary Partizan fan Ratko Rudić for pulling off such a brilliant tactical masterstroke.

🙏 😬
2007 World Aquatics Championships (Melbourne) in Other Sports ·
Roger Allen3, did you catch this?

Look at this. On the last three plays, they called a foul on us instead of them. 🙏 🤣

Unbelievable. Way to go, refs.

I’m fully expecting some serious payback from Roger Federer later.
2007 World Aquatics Championships (Melbourne) in Other Sports ·
But here comes Vladimir Putin.

If you guys take us out this easily, I’m fully expecting some furious New Yorker to launch a massive attack on an American table tennis player. 😬, preferably a Chinese one.
2007 World Aquatics Championships (Melbourne) in Other Sports ·
Alright, let's wrap this up.

It was a well-earned win for the American boys—huge congrats to them—even if the officiating was an absolute joke and left a bit of a stain on what was otherwise a stellar performance. 🙏

Honestly, even a miracle from the President won't save you guys from Madzaron this Sunday, but hey, it’s still a massive achievement. Beating what is, in my very blunt opinion, the most dominant water polo squad the world ever seen is no small feat.

Cheers, 👋