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Steven's take on some mythological figures in Spirituality ·
How much did all that mythology actually shape the stories by I. B. Mažuranić? Can you draw any direct lines between those themes and the characters found in Strib's Forest?
I’m really curious about this...
Ghost Dance: Behind the Facade of Normalcy in Spirituality ·
You seemed pretty pleased with yourself..😉
Ghost Dance: Behind the Facade of Normalcy in Spirituality ·
Just wonderful...😘
Witches Online - New Generation, 6 in Spirituality ·
Been coughing my lungs out lately. Decided to reach for some of the best herbs I know to help me breathe easier—way better than any drugstore bronchodilator.😁 ).

Well, let's start by putting names to faces:
White Hazel (*Althaea officinalis* L.). I remember seeing this stuff growing wild back in the suburbs of Chicago once. Just a quiet little plant, but it does its job.
The Mallow family—specifically the hazel varieties. Just one more thing to track.
The pharmaceutical designation: Radix, Folia et Flores althaeae.
Other folk names: ajbis, great hazel, white slime, good hazel, or just plain old mallow.
Hazel, sweet hazel, rosebuds, roses.

The name Althea actually traces its roots back to Greek. Even so. What does healing actually mean? It’s got nothing to do with that myth about Altheam hanging herself after finding out her own son murdered her brother.
The root of white hazel is packed with sugar—it’s been used since the days of ancient Egypt.
The ancient Greeks used to plant this little herb over the graves of their dead. I remember seeing a similar patch growing wild near an old cemetery back in Ohio—it always felt a bit heavy, sitting there in the dirt.
In magic, it’s all about protection. It boosts your psychic edge, and if you set it on an altar or light it during a ritual, you can call in the good spirits. I've seen it used in healing ceremonies, too.

Hazel falls under the rule of Venus, and her element is water.

It blooms from June right through the end of August. Typical.
It grows along riverbanks, in ditches, through damp meadows—basically anywhere you find floodplains. I remember seeing it taking over a backyard in New Orleans after a heavy storm. It just thrives in the wet spots.

The medicinal parts? It's the root. You dig it up in either the spring or the fall, right after the flowering finishes.
Flowers are harvested during their bloom, while the leaves wait until autumn. It’s a predictable cycle. Not in the spring! Never in the spring....right after the bloom.

Wash the root, peel off that outer layer, slice it lengthwise, and flash-dry it. Once it's completely bone-dry, dice it into tiny cubes—it needs to be stark white. I once saw a batch where little white worms crawled out of the pieces after soaking them in water; if that happens, toss the whole lot in the trash. Out of the entire plant, the root is where the real power lies.

It’s packed with nutrients—carbs, asparagine, fatty oils, sucrose, starch, pectin, and mucilage. In cold water, that mucilage just breaks down into glucose, galactose, and xylose. I remember seeing this in an old textbook back in college; nature really doesn't make things complicated if you look close enough.

Healing properties. Always back to that, isn't it? People looking for a quick fix when life gets heavy.

Marshmallow tea used to be my go-to for every little cold or cough that came my way. It’s mostly just that slimy mucilage doing the heavy lifting—nothing fancy or magical about its chemistry. I always found it worked best for a scratchy throat or those early stages of an upper respiratory infection, but once a sinus infection or bronchitis really takes hold? Forget it. It won't touch that. These days, you hardly see anyone reaching for it anymore.
It’s mostly just an add-on for cough syrups; its main job is to ramp up mucus production to build that protective layer.
White hazel works wonders to calm acute stomach inflammation when you mix it with chamomile. It’s also a lifesaver for chronic pharyngitis—especially when that dry, scratchy throat keeps triggering coughing fits. Honestly, if you're a heavy smoker dealing with persistent chronic bronchitis, this stuff is essential.

So, I've got this hacking cough, and my upper respiratory tract feels completely parched. I'm resorting to using some hazel root to help clear things out.

Honestly, this tea is incredible. I’ve been brewing my own blend of leaves, roots, and flowers—it has this deep blue hue and it's incredibly refreshing.

I always tell myself I’ll post a photo to go along with this, but then life gets in the way and I just forget.

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Theosophy in Spirituality ·
Theosophy is a fine concept in theory. Everything they say holds water. But I’ve said it before: what bugs me is this obsession theosophists have with engineering a brand-new universal religion. It’s a losing game. It will never take hold on a large scale.
It's simple math—there is no such thing as a universal religion.
There is, however, a universal tradition. And frankly, there's no need to go inventing one.
The point of being alive isn't to force everything into one mold; it's about finding harmony within diversity.
Look at Esperanto. It failed for that exact reason.
Theosophists run into a different wall. They’ve spotted the timeless unity within universal metaphysics, which is true enough. But their approach isn't syncretic; it’s merely synthetic.
What do I mean by that?
They take the primordial tradition and try to process it with a clinical, scientific hand. But those core truths aren't "scientific" in nature—they are metaphysical. And you can't build a bridge from science to religion.
Modern people just want to strip-mine spiritual forces for immediate results, turning them into mere techniques. You see it everywhere—with all the astrologers, healers, and Reiki practitioners out there today. That's where it falls apart. This already happened in America back in the days of Pythagoras and Plato. Even then, they tried to apply the spirit of the ancient tradition too early, to a population that was, honestly, much more capable than the average American today.
Pythagoras and Plato tried to reshape the Greek identity using Egyptian and Eastern traditions. Both hit a dead end. It’s a pattern that keeps repeating. Today, we’re seeing it manifest as an epidemic through the New Age movement.
In the hands of modern man, the application of the primordial spirit has devolved into nothing more than cheap magic tricks. Neither the theosophists nor even Plato or Pythagoras quite grasped that the primordial whole is indivisible. You can't apply its metaphysics without perfect assimilation. If you try to bypass that, you just end up looking like an ignorant wizard's apprentice putting on a show.
Witches Online - New Generation, 6 in Spirituality ·
Jack Harris3!😲
Shame on you! Throwing those cryptic symbols around at the Witch of Lin—acting like you can't cast a spell, right after you just threw a hex at St. Peter. 😁

But seriously, let’s get down to business. This is a heavy topic.
First off, greetings to our new moderator and the old one who’s just squinting from the sidelines.
And a nod to our resident spiritual counselor, St. Peter. If we were being poetic, we'd say *tu es petrus*—we are all rocks, stubbornly trying to ensure this 6th edition follows its own path, just like all the ones before it.

What can I say to kick things off?
The sun is starting to make its presence felt. It’s still cold out there, which is actually a good thing. It clears the mind. Essential, really, during these winter months of contemplation and doing the inner work.
Personally, I spent most of this year working hard outdoors—an internal necessity, if you will—so I’m using these last few months before my favorite season, spring, arrives to pull myself together and clear out some more mental clutter. 😁

To start things off, I'll be brief and just post a few verses. Consider them taped to the door of this edition for good luck. 😉 :

"Learning nurtures the seed, yet it provides no seeds of its own.

We wield hatred as a weapon for defense;
if we were truly strong, we would have no need for such weapons.

Among men, there are killers who have never killed,
thieves who have never stolen,
and liars who speak nothing but the absolute truth.

Progress isn't merely fixing the past;
it is a constant movement toward the future.

No one can reveal anything to us except what was already lying, half-asleep, within the beginnings of our own knowledge.
The teacher who wanders the shadows of the temple among his students does not give from his wisdom, but from his faith and love.
If he is truly wise, he won't offer to bring you into the house of his wisdom; instead, he leads you to the threshold of your own spirit.
For one man's vision does not borrow wings from another.
And just as each of us stands alone in divine knowledge, so must each of us stand alone in our understanding of God and our perception of the earth."


So, to close with the words of the Babin Horn,
LifeLoveLaughter!🙂
Witches Online: Pirate Edition in Spirituality ·
A guy walks into his doctor's office in Chicago and complains:
"Doc, my junk is basically just a Pes!"
"What on earth do you mean by that?" the doctor asks.
Well, he doesn't need it for his wife, but he’d sure love to rake the neighbor's lawn with it!
Ghost Dance: Behind the Facade of Normalcy in Spirituality ·
A Native American woman walks down to the riverbank, gathers some flexible willow reeds, and starts weaving. She finishes her first basket, sets it down in front of her, kneels, offers a blessing, and says:

"I'm not surprised I did this—I did it for my people. To any woman who always keeps a basket in her hands, I wish a long life. She’ll think of me. She’ll remember what I did and follow suit. But don't go thinking I did this for everyone! No. Just for those skilled women coming after us. When the dawn finally breaks, my words will come alive and shine in their minds. So let it be!"
Witches Online: Pirate Edition in Spirituality ·
Shut it, you deckhands! I'm running this ship!

🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏

Alright, alright, no need to get your blood pressure up. Just remember—when the cat's away, the mice will play.😁 😉
Witches Online: Pirate Edition in Spirituality ·
Come on, volunteers!
Who’s riding shotgun with me to the auction? Anyone?
Let's move, let's move—we're almost at the finish line!
Real legends are forged in the trenches.
Maybe we'll actually learn something for once.😁 😁
Witches Online: Pirate Edition in Spirituality ·
😲 😳
I’m about to lock myself in my studio apartment, beat myself up over everything, and go looking for forgiveness—though I haven't quite figured out who I need to ask yet.😁
Witches Online: Pirate Edition in Spirituality ·
Give me some comfort, Sophia Fox38.

Yeah, my pirate witches, the religious zealots are stirring. And honestly, I have this sinking feeling it all started the moment I posted that public thread about potentially starting a new sub-forum. Ever since then, through to today, there’s been a surge of topics that seem way too tailored to us witches.
Bonfires are being lit, people are calling for moderator changes, I don't even know... there's just a strange current running through this forum, and worst of all, I can't shake the feeling that I was the one who threw the first stone.
I really hope I'm just seeing things.
What’s your take on all this?
Is the religious crowd finally starting to stir?
Or is this just my overactive witchy imagination acting up again... 🙄
Witches Online: Pirate Edition in Spirituality ·
Why does nothing make sense to me anymore?😕
Witches Online: Pirate Edition in Spirituality ·
I’m feeling a bit unhinged lately, so here’s another little thought for the pile:

A priest builds a church, and his neighbor, a rabbi, builds a synagogue right next door.
The priest puts up a steeple, while the rabbi raises a dome. The priest buys a Ford, and so does
the rabbi. One day, the priest is out washing his car, and he spots the rabbi
using a saw on his exhaust pipe. "Good grief, what on earth are you doing?" the priest asks. The rabbi just looks at him and says,
"If you can baptize your things, I can circumcise mine."

🙂
Ghost Dance: Behind the Facade of Normalcy in Spirituality ·
I guess you could call this shamanic poetry.🙂 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏
Witches Online: Pirate Edition in Spirituality ·
What on earth could you possibly want from Nora now?😕

Dealing with that priest from the old joke is easier than dealing with you!😁 😁 😁 😉
Witches Online: Pirate Edition in Spirituality ·
Why isn't Matthew Doyle73 drawing any faster?

Ugh, this is a heavy one. It’s going to take at least six weeks of deep meditation, several long posts, and maybe some total isolation just for me to even wrap my head around what you're asking, let alone come up with an answer...

🙄 😁 😁
Witches Online: Pirate Edition in Spirituality ·
What actually happens to us when we hit those altered states of consciousness via psychoactives? It depends on what you’re tripping on while sober—me, for instance, I'm the captain of the Titanic, sailing across the Atlantic, but this time I actually save everyone from sinking.

Why are they so complicated?—If they weren't, everyone could have them. Right now, they're just for the privileged. (God, imagine if everyone started saving the Titanic—I'd never be a hero.)

Why do they have such a reckless tendency to drag you toward addiction or total isolation?—Because by the time you remember you have to come back down, my head is already spinning.

Is there any way to make them actually useful?—Sure. For example, I use a discarded pot as a lovely little decorative piece. Should probably advertise that in a magazine about Feng shui and natural flora. And you can string beautiful necklaces out of seeds. Better than that polymer clay junk. Plus, it's natural.

When and how is it okay to take them?—Anytime, anywhere, with anyone. (I could have answered that better, but I can't be bothered.)

What's the link between intoxication and mysticism?Once you sober up, you realize how truly mysterious it is to wake up in a ditch12 miles away from home.

Drinking coffee, tea, various brews... how do they affect our internal energy flows?Transpsychotically and quite purifying—initial euphoria, heart racing, vision blurring, pupils dilating, and then the moment you realize you've been drinking my mom's herbal tonic, everything clears up instantly.

How do scents affect the brain?—Depends on the scent; cow manure induces mild euphoria, sweat predisposes you to fainting, intense foot odor paralyzes the respiratory centers, and so on.

How are constitutional homeopathic remedies determined?—On the principle of "fighting fire with fire," or "if someone hits you with a rock, hit them back with a bigger one"—the drunk gets wine, the addict gets drugs, the foodie gets a feast, and so forth.

How does art and other creative expression affect us?—Mostly by driving us to try and pick up a date, attempting to prove we aren't the uncultured hillbillies we look like at first glance. Or seeing how the yellow in van Gogh's paintings clearly outlines his suicidal tendencies, since yellow is the color of madmen. Sometimes Picasso comes as a comfort, because at least our scribbles on paper seem to have some kind of meaning.

Why is it so important for talismans to have a physical form?—Well, even bodyguards have a physical form. And the suffix "-mani" comes from the English word "man" (plural), which inherently implies a physical shape. Since talismans are meant for protection, it makes sense that they're tangible.

Whew, there. I gave it my all. So, am I an initiate now?

😁 😁
Witches Online: Pirate Edition in Spirituality ·
An old nun had been bathing the priest for years, but one day
she wasn't feeling up to it, so she walked a young novice through the whole routine:
how much to heat the water, which soap to use, and all that nonsense.

She made sure to emphasize that she absolutely must not look at the priest's private
areas—and if she did happen to see them, she was to obey his every command.

So, the novice finished bathing the priest, and the older nun intended to stay quiet about
what actually happened.
- "Oh, sister, I have to tell you, I'm saved! I'm going straight to heaven!" the young
novice chirped, practically beaming.
- "First, I gave him a bubble bath, and then he grabbed my hand, led me over to this hard object, and told me it was the key to paradise. He said if it fits my lock, I’ll go straight to glory when I die."
- "He really said that?" the older nun asked, stunned.
- "Yes! Then he wanted to test my lock. He inserted the key to heaven, and at first, it hurt quite a bit, but he told me the path to eternal bliss
is long and grueling, and that I had to be brave and patient because eventually, I'd feel
unbelievable joy. And that's exactly how it went," the young novice concluded,
looking utterly thrilled.

The older nun snapped back at her:
- "Damn her! He told me it was Gabriel's trumpet, and I've been blowing into it diligently for forty
years!"

I couldn't help myself. Had to share this mess with you all.

😁 😁 😁 😁 😁
Witches Online: Pirate Edition in Spirituality ·
A bat wing?? I thought that was the main course...

cc, Alexander Parker69, I’m actually starting to appreciate your sense of humor..😁 😁 😉

Alright, what now? Does anyone have an answer, or am I heading out to the deep woods to hunt deer?😕 😁