Posts by stormybadger8

Tyler Bennett5 said:I'm letting Paskija go, because from what I can see, we're going to need his grasp of physics and other scientific laws way more than
this constant tossing around of statistics.

And you'll have to bore that whole Apache crew to sleep with a mountain of data...
Just wait until I get Max Verstappen in line. 😬🤣

Basically, during those few seconds when gravity was doing its thing and he was plummeting toward the ground, Megan Jones3 saw strings stretching, appearing, and vanishing right before her eyes. All the cosmic clarity of the universe just vanished in that single millisecond when his face slammed straight into the dirt.

That's it 🙏 🤣🤣🤣

Edward Howard2 said:Nah, he was actually permanently banned way back in 2007. He just logged into his account in 2012 to let us all know he's still kicking... 😍

It's pretty hard for you and me to know what kind of crazy stuff that dude was doing back when we weren't even registered users yet 😁
but since the moderator at the time slapped him with a permanent ban, I'm betting he wasn't exactly being an angel... 🙂

Well, I guess I'll just go scatter ashes over myself for failing to realize we were talking about drivers... 😁

Honestly, getting roasted like this is punishment enough for me... 😁

I honestly thought this guy was buddies with him, not 🤣Niki Lauda
...
But hey, I guess in this wild West story, there’s always room for a "masterful driver" like that one... 😂

Who says he's permanently banned? 🤷
If you stay sharp, who knows, maybe you'll catch a glimpse of him... if not, maybe he'll just fill your head with lead.😁

Edward Howard2 said:Nah, he was actually permanently banned way back in 2007. He just logged into his account in 2012 to let us all know he's still kicking... 😍

It's pretty hard for you and me to know what kind of crazy stuff that dude was doing back when we weren't even registered users yet 😁
but since the moderator at the time slapped him with a permanent ban, I'm betting he wasn't exactly being an angel... 🙂

Well, I guess I'll just go scatter ashes over myself for failing to realize we were talking about drivers... 😁

Honestly, getting roasted like this is punishment enough for me... 😁

I honestly thought this guy was buddies with him, not 🤣Niki Lauda
...
But hey, I guess in this wild West story, there’s always room for a "masterful driver" like that one... 😂

It's possible those two are actually friends.🤷

Watch your back; even the Japanese people carry guns.🤣

Edward Howard2 said:Man, Max Verstappen is a total character.🙂

Given everything going on in the country right now... it would honestly be pretty fitting if Meadow and Alicia K ended up in a sexual clinch together during the story... 😍

That would be one hell of a scene.😁
Though God only knows what would cross the author's mind—maybe two outlaws end up in a sexual clinch with each other after all.🤣

ruggedfox28 said:How am I supposed to screw anything up here if I'm out of shape and tied to a pole? 😬

Get lost and move on. You could even slide into his DMs—I mean, his boss basically told him you were his guy... or maybe he didn't say that exactly.😬🤣

darkmarlin16 said:I'm not reporting anyone! I'm just saying I want my signature to be four lines long. (Because that's how his signature looks to me)

Instead of actually helping, he's pivoting to some totally different topic—TROLLING.

And what exactly am I supposed to talk about?
Whether for some reason you suddenly can't see straight🤷
Or that even after six years, you still can't manage to read theforum rules and click the link where everything is explained?

Or do I need to point out that you have the memory of a goldfish and we've already been through this whole signature thing once, and that this isn't the first time?
Do I really have to explain that you see my signature as three lines based on what you wrote yourself?
Or should I mention that even at a standard resolution like 1024x768, the current signature also looks like three lines?

If I actually told you that, you'd probably call it trolling again, wouldn't you?

Besides, I’ve gone out of my way to help you and explain things, wasting a ton of my time trying to get your permanent ban lifted and teaching you stuff just so you don't end up banned every five minutes...
But in the end, I haven't achieved anything except making sure the new moderators have to deal with explaining the exact same thing over and over again...

darkmarlin16 said:It’s looking totally different on my end. Seriously, how do you even manage to pull off a signature that massive?

Maybe you see four lines because Sebastian Vettel won four titles.🤷

Sorry, but what are you even talking about?

First off, I have no clue which topic you're referring to. And where on earth did you get the idea that you know what the majority of Americans think? For all I know, you've got it completely backwards regarding who's actually the majority here. 😵

Second, where did this notion come from that a handful of twenty moderators makes up the majority of this forum? 😵
As far as I can tell, there are over a hundred, maybe even several hundred people in charge, so I'm definitely not seeing how eighteen mods could possibly constitute a majority. 🤷

Edward Howard2 said:🤣 😁

So... is everyone else jumping in on this too? Howdy! So, we're talking about life in prison now? Seriously? 🤔 😁

Some cowboys are just straight-up invincible. 😍
Just wait until his sheriff buddy Niki Lauda shows up, then you'll see real hell.

You think Bernie Ecclestone?

I don't think anyone’s actually missing him...

swifttiger75 said:The Apaches have passed. Spa-Francorchamps. They reached the camp. The chief just tosses the prisoners into the dust, tied up and helpless. Megan Jones3 He ordered everyone to take a break and grab some food. A massive bonfire was lighting up the faces of the hyped-up tribesmen celebrating their successful raid. Sitting down by the fire— Megan Jones3 He whispered something. Leslie EldridgeLook, this whole mess just unfolded right in front of the prisoners. After catching... ruggedfox28 He dragged him by the collar toward the totem and lashed him to a post. The guy was wounded. mobberzg i To be honest— They just stood there, helpless—trying to pick at the ropes around their wrists. While the drums started thumping, a few warriors began circling the totem, chanting to honor the power. Manitou...swinging those Tomahawks around.

In the meantime— rustycobra32 He was crawling toward the campfire with a few of the Apaches. I don't even know what I'm looking at here—just total gibberish. Is this some kind of joke? If you're trying to make a point, you missed. Try again when you actually have something to say. Bunch of thugs. Aleale He was standing guard—slowly losing the fight against sleep. Only a sharp noise from the valley would snap him back to attention, before his head just grew heavy again, searching for something to lean on.

Even as the Apaches were closing in, in... Tamburello I can't work with just "je." Give me something real to rewrite. Dmw He tore down the main street at a full gallop, dragging his prize along behind him. When he hit the front of the saloon, he just rode straight through the middle. Rtzuiop i graniteharbor502 Heading out into the night. pila He decided to make his move—racing across the rooftop, trying to leap to the next section. But the second he stepped on one of the planks, the whole thing snapped, and... pilaHe went crashing through the canopy and landed hard on the porch. Dazed—he reached for his Colt, but took a well-aimed blow from a rifle butt instead. RtuzuiopHe sent him straight to dreamland.
He'll be joining them soon— WayOut.

We’ll toss him in a cell, then catch the morning train to... Fort Pitstop"–" the sheriff said.
So, what are we actually going to do about this? Nico Rosberg"?" — he asked. graniteharbor502
"It's gonna be hard to get anything done tonight..." the sheriff muttered.
"By tomorrow morning, we might already be too late," he concluded. MAXYM dismounting the horse
"It's crazy to go out there—especially alone," he shot back. Rtzuiop
Yeah, probably should be. Fort Pitstop "Request military assistance," the sheriff added.
"Cowards!" — he snapped back. MAKYM Spitting on the ground before galloping his horse down the street.
What a joke... — he commented. WayOut
"I'm gonna head to the doctor and have them take a look at this..." the sheriff said, staring down at the wound.
"I'm just gonna toss this guy in a cell," someone chimed in. WayOut
"You two..." — the sheriff said, looking at his deputies.
"Nice work. Get some rest tonight..." he said—glancing over at the brothel where a small group of curious girls had gathered on the porch.

Looking at myself, Rtzuiop i graniteharbor502 They weren't exactly hiding their excitement over what the Sheriff had to say.
At that moment— Arciero A few more. The Endov People were just strolling down the street toward the train station. Meanwhile, on the other side... Felipe Massa I'm ready. Send over the text you want me to rework. Sergio Perez They just rolled into town.

It keeps going...

Wait, who actually got hurt?
I told you already, those Apaches don't have anything going for them. Their Tomahawks are total jokes—about as intimidating as a mosquito bite.

Just hand me a rifle, a pistol, or even a damn stun gun so I can take out all these Apaches one by one.😁
Save Dmw for last—and if you can, throw Fernando Alonso in there too.🤣

Megan Jones3 said:that's definitely not the brilliant type I'm used to🙄

Maybe he's just tripping because he's got a crush on SuKki, hence the stuttering.😁
From what I recall, the guy's been married a few times, so clearly women know how to handle him.😬

William Bennett53 said:Good grief, if all of this doesn't eventually spiral into one massive, chaotic free-for-all, I don't know what will. Sure, we’re still occasionally playing cowboys and Indians out here in the Wild West, but personally, I’m just waiting to see if I can manage to plant my flag before someone decides to scalp me. 😁
(And I suppose I should be able to, given how much Tempo is valued. 😁)

Either an economic crash catches you or some kid does.🤣

swifttiger75 said:And even when things were going down in... Tamburel Things were slowing down—they'd finally spread out—but there was some serious drama going down just before we hit the city limits. It was an exhausting chase; our horses were completely spent, so there was zero chance of catching the Apaches. A confrontation was pretty much inevitable. After pulling my horse to a halt, Tyler Bennett5 I didn't even aim at the incoming silhouettes.

You’re riding solo on this one. FilipomR5 "Into the city! We're holding them off!" he shouted. To be fair— Paskaneman

Dismounted from the horse, To be honest— He dove into cover behind a dead log—just spraying anything that moved. Tyler Bennett5 He feverishly pumped his Winchester. An Apache stepped out from the shadows right in front of him, and he dropped the guy with a cold, precise shot. Then another one emerged from that same direction—but this time, the Winchester stayed silent. Out of ammo, Tyler Bennett5 tried to draw his pistol, but the oncoming... dmw He threw himself at him, slamming him hard against the ground. Then it was just a desperate, brutal struggle for survival. To be honest— I took down a few Apaches, but the new ones just kept coming. Then, out of nowhere, a chief lunges from the shadows. Megan Jones3Man, you and your horse can just go trip over yourselves. To be fair— Honestly, he didn't even get a shot off. After getting knocked sideways by that Saline charge, the last thing he saw was someone wildly swinging a tomahawk. Megan Jones3 Who was actually chasing him? Paskaneman i FilipomR5Then a massive blow to the head sent him straight to dreamland.

In the meantime— Paskaneman i FilipR5 They were right on the doorstep of the city limits—but no. Megan Jones3 And the kids, too. rustycobra32 They were right on our heels. After throwing my tomahawk with everything I had— Megan Jones3 It hit. FilipaR5 Straight to the back—then this whole thing just collapses. Paskaneman He tried firing off his double-barreled shotgun while galloping—but he was too slow. rustycobra32 He went for it—boldly enough to knock him right off his horse.

While those two were busy wrestling each other— Megan Jones3 Back where I started. FilipaR5 He was writhing on the ground. Pulling his knife, he grabbed the poor guy by the hair and scalped him with one violent jerk. A scream of pure agony echoed through the canyon, while the gathered Apaches let out loud shouts, hailing their chief's bravery.

A little further. Paskaneman He was losing the ground war against someone just too damn tough. rustycobra32He ended it with a heavy blow—head-to-head—knocking him unconscious. When the young warrior pulled his knife, he wasn't exactly surprised to find that... Paskaneman No scalp—guy was bald.

Tyler Bennett5 i dmw They were fighting against superhuman forces—all while the gathered Apache tribes cheered their warrior on at the top of their lungs. The momentum kept swinging back and forth between the two sides—one moment they had the edge, then it was gone—until finally... Tyler Bennett5 With a firm grip on the door, he started slowly squeezing the life out of it. dmwaAnd that’s just how it would go. Leslie Eldridge He didn't manage to land it—not even after trying to spear it with his own lance. Tyler Bennett5 frame. dmw Ran out of air—then I just went all in. Tyler Bennett5 He took the handle of his own knife to the head—now he’s just lying there, finally quiet. And right at the exact moment when he... dmw Wanted to scalp, Megan Jones3 Tell him to stand down.

You didn't earn that scalp— Direct message me.— he said.
"Look, Haugh—the guy's pale, sure, but he's got the strength of a bison," he argued. DM me.
"Whatever—that scalp isn't going to be yours," the leader finished.

No... you’ll get another shot. Once you prove yourself around the campfire out on the ridge. Eau Rougea, Megan Jones3 Sent. rustycobra32, dmwa.Plus a few more Apaches for new scalps. The rest headed back to the camp along with the prisoners.

To be continued...

I protest🙂
My skull is thick enough that either that horse or whatever devil was riding it would have to hit me way harder than that to send me to dreamland...
If we're talking about a crate of heavy water, sure, maybe. But anything less than a literal crate? No chance.🤣

swifttiger75 said:Stepping out onto the saloon porch, John Doe met John Doe's stare. With a sudden, cat-like agility, he lunged into the street, rolled, popped back up, and sprinted full tilt toward John Doe's brothel. John Doe burst through the doors with the sheriff and shadowstag10 hot on his heels. The End Co.'s crowd exchanged confused glances for a split second before erupting into delirious laughter. Saw was already at the brothel entrance when John Doe fired—but the bullet just bit into the wooden wall. John Doe screamed, sprinting back toward the saloon. Once inside the brothel, John Doe drew his Colt and headed for the stairs. Hearing the shot, Kimi#1 pulled his pistols and ran toward the building. John Doe approached the exit, watching the chaos unfold. With an ironic smirk, he turned to the crowd, gesturing for them to move toward Microsoft. However, Edward Howard2 was already standing on the steps, Colts in hand.

- It’s hardly polite to make such a racket. You're insulting me as a guest of your town... - he began.
- So, I’ll ask you nicely to vacate the saloon—with a decent compensation, of course. - he finished, pausing on the third step.
- Ha... ha-ha-ha!!! - John Doe was the first to laugh, and then the rest joined in.
- You, since you started laughing first... you're my first target. - Edward Howard2 said coldly, leveling his pistol at John Doe.
- Then those two standing, and then the ones sitting, because they'll take a little longer to go down... - he continued, pointing his gun at every single target he mentioned.
- Finally, I'll leave the guy in the corner by the piano, Unknown. He might have enough time to fire back... but by then, he'll probably have wet himself from fear, so even if he does shoot, he'll surely miss... - Edward Howard2 concluded his speech while staring at the stunned faces of The End Co.'s people
. - Still... if any of you is smart enough to head for the door, I promise I won't shoot you in the back. And... bartender, I suggest you duck. - he added, simultaneously cocking his revolvers.
- Tell your mother to duck! - Rain snapped.

For a moment or two, everyone just stared. Then, a gunshot from outside triggered a chain reaction. Bang, bang, bang... bang, bang, bang, bang... bang... pew, bang!

The gunfire from the saloon caught John Doe


To be continued...

my old man 🤣🤣🤣

Megan Jones3 said:John Doe

Lord, grant him eternal rest.🙂

Where the hell is darkmarlin16?
I’ve got six rounds with his name on them and I'm ready to unload them right into him for getting Pat all worked up... if he's heading toward San Francisco, then honestly, he can ride along with John Doe, even if he has to take out an Apache on the way.☕

swifttiger75 said:Sheriff, go ahead and edit the post then. Swap Jamie Barnes15 in for Rain. It’s a shame—now I see that guy could be used way more effectively.

People are going crazy over the auditions:
They're looking for 2 deputy sheriffs in Tamburel and a few Apaches!

Vespasian and Sep as deputies...
An Apache would definitely be Bobsi—and not just an Apache, he'd be their whole damn leader.😁

swifttiger75 said:Go ahead, keep messing around—as if I actually give a damn about analyzing your character! Ha!
Better watch where you're riding, lest some stray dog bites your horse and you end up breaking your neck... 😁 (look at that, just look... what a beautiful shot, I'll have to find a way to use this one)

Believe me, I've learned my lesson. Won't happen again.🙂

You think he’s just trying to score with the boss's wife at The End, so he's acting all polite just to get close to her... then again, that might actually be the case.😁

You totally missed the mark, Rain🤣
That guy wouldn't just fail at saying "With pleasure, boss"—he’d probably shoot himself or you five times before he even considered saying it just because he had to.😬
This is your first big blunder...🤣