Posts by Chris Ramirez80

So, did they finally get that damn counter fixed?

So, did you guys have sex this past Saturday?
Listen, you need to get to a pharmacy and grab that morning-after pill IMMEDIATELY. It’s got to be taken within 72 hours of any risky encounter—and let me tell you, based on what I'm hearing, this situation was definitely high-risk.

That’s how you prevent an unplanned pregnancy.

I really, truly hope you see this message before it’s too late...

The thing is, getting pregnant can happen way easier than people realize—I've heard plenty of stories about women getting pregnant even while they're on their period, so waiting a few days after the fact is just asking for trouble...

If a baby isn't in the cards right now, stop reading this and run to the drugstore for that pill!

You really ought to give the Mustela Stelatopia cream a shot—it was honestly our absolute last resort, and it worked when absolutely nothing else could. I know, I know, it’s pricey, but it truly delivers. Just look it up online; you'll see people raving about it everywhere. It’s completely safe, too... it's even formulated with sunflower oil...

Oh, they definitely didn't time it right—I mean, come on! The odds of getting pregnant just from pre-ejaculate are practically nonexistent, so... please, don't listen to those "friends" of yours. None of us here ever ended up expecting because of some honey cakes, so there's really nothing to worry about. My situation was actually identical to Lakely's... I ended up pregnant because I completely lost track of time! I honestly thought I still had four or five days left before my period, but then I checked my calendar and realized—to my absolute shock—that I only had about ten days left. It was such a whirlwind. But you know what? It turned out perfectly fine... and I don't regret a single second of it.

Oh, please—you aren't pregnant. Seriously, what do you think happens to all those girls who regularly play this game without a condom? For them, "pulling out" is basically their version of birth control at this point. He didn't finish inside you—end of story. Honestly, you spiraled over absolutely nothing, wasting money on tests and wasting time sitting in doctor's offices... But hey, a worrier is a worrier. There are plenty of people just like you.