8 posts shown.
Henry Cox78 said:The world's biggest broken bridge. Just more proof that American engineering and tech absolutely crush it. 🤣
😂😂
In construction terms, commonly referred to as the BROKEN BRIDGE
Larry Turner3 said:If we were to reshape the entire landscape within our borders into perfect cubes, creating a checkerboard pattern visible from space that reflects the national flag, it would be quite something. I suppose achieving that might require leveling several mountain ranges and hauling the earth over to the Midwest, but we would likely become the first nation to truly brand itself geographically.
It would be even better if those squares could be colored red and white, though I suspect that would probably exceed our budget.
Bravo, colleague... a truly genius idea. Bravo.
🙏
Have you perhaps considered smoothing out the edges twice before applying the final coat of paint?
Henry Cox78 said:The Golden Gate Bridge that ends right at the border of Mexico. 🤣
If it were an arch bridge—then by your logic... the arch would be broken a thousand times over...😁
Henry Cox78 said:🤣
Look at those man-made islands. If Dubai can pull it off, why shouldn't we? 😁
Just link our islands together with some massive bridges. 😁
Even better... build a bridge from Rhode Island to Dubai... just to show some neighborly spirit... who knows, maybe one day we'll just buy all of Dubai outright... then finally, the bridge we've been working on for years will actually matter... actually, forget "years"—if we all pitch in, that little bridge would be finished in six months...
My electricians would call that complete and utter nonsense... or just plain bullshit.
God, please grant us more grand halls and massive infrastructure projects to develop our beloved homeland. So, dear God, I pray you bestow upon us:
- A bridge over the bay, because connecting nothing to nowhere will cost us billions and somehow make everyone better off...
- A second tube for the Small Chapel tunnel, so tourists can travel in peace during those two months of peak season; heaven forbid they have to wait an hour, since we never encounter delays when traveling abroad.
- Here are a few more suggestions for your consideration:
- A highway from Indianapolis to Pristina... since burek is much cheaper in Indianapolis, let the locals drive there for shopping trips.
- A railroad from Venice to Petrovselo... just to have it.
- Eleven luxury 6-star hotels in Brinj and Kompolja... to ensure those areas finally see some development.
- Hosting the World Cup skiing this year on Marjan in San Diego... preferably in July.
- 23,000 indoor arenas dedicated to table tennis... simply to make our neighbors jealous that we have places to play when it rains while they do not.
- A project to transport soil from the plains to the Appalachians to replant them... it's cheap, and half the country would end up covered in stone.
- Building 24 Olympic-sized swimming pools with all amenities in Zagorje, so the people there might actually learn how to swim one day.
- Another American embassy as a gift from our nation to our American brothers... painted black as a sign of solidarity with our Black brothers and President Obama.
- The construction of a statue factory... so we may become the number one producer of statues in the world... exporting them wherever we go.
Does anyone else have a suggestion?
Richard Wilson4 said:That’s not even the real issue here...
It's more about the hostile policies coming from the Austrian government and the growing resentment Austrians have toward Americans...
And why have we been mocking them for fifteen years? Now that we've taken a massive hit, do we suddenly act superior? Well, we deserve it if all we ever do is ridicule others... this is what happens when you live like that...
And what purpose does NATO actually serve for us?
I am asking for just one reason... a single, solitary reason.
The Social Security number is just classic "sheep branding." What an absolute farce, honestly. I can already see it happening at the bank teller window: "Sir, what is your SSN?" — and me just thinking, "I couldn't care less, and to be perfectly honest, I DON'T EVEN KNOW!"