Posts by Jacob Brown11

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Drew Ross2, one can certainly observe that you've been playing the spoiled brat role a little less frequently over at Off since you stepped up as a moderator on Hazel.

Drew Ross2 said:The top photo is Britney Spears with Photoshop and makeup—the bottom one is just Britney Spears without any filters or cosmetics.

Oh, really?
Is there a blonde joke coming next?

Sarah Ward80 said:I am not a fish. Well, technically, I am a Pisces—but that doesn't mean I should smell like one. ☕

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Drew Ross2 said:—and to top it all off, he stood there at the pulpit claiming she was innocent 🙏
which is a whole other level of audacity 🐔

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Jose Newman32 said:They hate everything I actually enjoy.😍

Look, there are certain realities you simply cannot ignore:
https://www.timeout.com/newyork/blog...-in-nyc-081816

8. The Yankees have Jay-Z as a fan. The Mets have Jerry Seinfeld as a fan.
9. The Yankees look sharp. The Mets fans love their beards.
11. Mets fans have Mr. Met. The Yankees are far too cool for a mascot.
12. Yankees fans will drop $500 on a ticket without blinking. Mets fans are essentially bribed to show up with $15 tickets.
4. Yankees fans boast about boasting the highest payroll at $224 million. Mets fans make fun of them for having the highest payroll.

I suppose you could say the New York Jets are my second favorite team.
Since I find myself favoring the Mets over the Yankees, the Nets over the Knicks, and the Islanders over the Rangers, it follows—quite logically, really—that the Jets hold more appeal for me than the New York Giants.
Actually, "favor" is far too mild a term to describe my position— I despise the Yankees, the Knicks, the Rangers, and the Giants. ☕

Michael Palmer3 said:You’re being repulsive—I’m reporting this post. Delete it immediately.

I thought I was being perfectly polite.
Apparently, when you write about garbage, it's charming—you even started a whole dedicated thread on the forum just to discuss trash.

Michael Palmer3 said:Without a photo, it doesn't count—it's ONLY visual representation paired with a description that matters

And do we also take into account the final product after digestion is finished—you know, when it actually turns into crap?

Saints because The south will rise again☕

placidnomad29 said:Honestly, Firefox Focus saved my life. Highly recommend it. Not only is it totally ad-free, but I don't have to go scrubbing my history after some weird late-night searches, like "how to grow hair fast" 🤣. Everything just wipes itself clean the second you close the app.

It’s essentially the exact same deal with Opera Mini.👍

Is nobody seeing the actual value in Tunisia here? At least when they're playing against the underdogs?
Belgium looked completely off their game in that opening match—regardless of that 3:0 scoreline.
The Tunisians managed to find the back of the net against the English side, only to see the points slip through their fingers in the final minutes.

Lionel Messi won't find the back of the net @1,60 PSK

The man is completely demoralized following that opening match—his communication on the pitch is practically non-existent—and they even sent his wife along to try and lift his spirits.
In that first game, he covered a measly 4.7 miles kilometers, which is quite frankly the lowest distance tracked by any player in this entire tournament over a 90-minute stretch.

If anyone finds this relevant—and I suspect some might—it’s worth noting that Messi is a Cancer in the zodiac. We are currently navigating a rather critical period for Cancers due to the influence of retrograde Saturn, a planet that has never been particularly kind to them. Consequently, Cancers tend to lose their cool easily right now, struggling with patience and dealing with bouts of hysteria.
And please, spare me the laughter; if people insist on tracking the menstrual cycles of female tennis players, then why shouldn't we keep an eye on the horoscope? 😁

I’m looking at the handicap for the Tunis match—for the exact same reasons I was eyeing the Switzerland game yesterday.
Call it a superficial analysis if you want, but frankly, nobody asked for my permission to predict an outcome. ☕
Tunis just fought to a draw against Portugal—a game where even the Spaniards barely scraped by with a 1-0 win—meanwhile, the English side has managed to cover the handicap in only one of their last nine outings.
If that data point carries any weight for anyone out there, the odds on Tunis and the draw are currently sliding down.

As for Sweden-South Korea, my money is on both teams scoring NE, and those odds are seeing a significant drop as well.
Sweden hasn't found the back of the net in their last three matches, and Korea has gone scoreless in their last two.

Today I had to play 1 against the Swiss side in their match versus Brazil.
I don't know much about the Swiss—really nothing at all—but their recent results look remarkably solid from where I'm sitting.
It’s Sunday, which is always a prime opportunity for those public bets to fall flat on their faces. ☕

jadewolf16 said:Mateo is calling for a card fest tomorrow against Nigeria—I’m looking at the over 3.5. @ 1,85

The lottery is sitting at 2.20 for the over and 2.50 for the under—and just to be clear, we’re looking at a line of 3, not 3.5—so there's definitely some room to play the double chance if you're feeling adventurous.

Morgan Kim3 said:Fair point—my apologies, I actually feel a bit bad about that now. 😳

Fine, whatever—I’m clearly the least important person on this entire PDF thread anyway. 👍

Morgan Kim3 said:You didn't even make it past the preliminary round😳

I suspect you won't even remember my name by then

hahaha, looks like I didn't even make the cut for the Offtopic poll

Drew Ross2, once those Gremlins grow up and realize you’ve been posting nude photos just for this forum—what exactly would your defense be?