Hot Mess Express: A thread for the absolute disasters

Sean Taylor45 said:unless you're so unattractive that even a bicycle wouldn't lean against you.

Well, a pony could.🕺

Miljana, quit messing around with honest people.

What counts as a screw-up here? Does "get lost" make the list too? Because it does. Add my flaws to the tally, and I’ll fit right in perfectly.😳

Nothing beats the feeling of getting a text from my girl, reading it, and just... leaving her on read.
Honestly, seeing that look of pure shock on her face is better than sex. I'm telling you, it’s way better!

Chloe Cooper10 said:What else would I be messing around with? Does being a pain in the ass count? It sure does. Add in all my little flaws, and honestly, I fit right in here.😳

In that case, maybe you should pick up a light read I put together—formatted just like a high school textbook. It's titled "All My Best Insults."
You can find it at any local 7-Eleven or gas station for a bargain price of just $5.00
Go educate yourself.

Chloe Cooper10 said:Are you guys accepting women too?🕺

There’s no discrimination among us losers and outcasts.
The ones who don't fit in are basically nothing to us XD

https://media1.tenor.com/images/607e...da26/tenor.gif Here you go. 🙂

And our "spiritual leader" is still giving us the cold shoulder, just completely ignoring us.

Maria Wright62 said:https://media1.tenor.com/images/607e...da26/tenor.gif here you go 🙂

Thanks for the logo, man.

Maria Wright62 said:https://media1.tenor.com/images/607e...da26/tenor.gif here you go 🙂

I don't get it,
is this just for messing around?

Sean Taylor45 said:our spiritual leader is still totally ghosting us

looks like someone finally caught his eye and he isn't such a loser anymore N/A

Jonathan Lee7 said:it looks like someone finally noticed him and he isn't such a loser anymore N/A

once one of us, always one of us
something else is just holding him back

Jonathan Lee7 said:Thanks a lot, buddy.

😁

Sean Taylor45 said:I don't get it.
Is this just for trolling?

It's for something else. You guys clearly learned everything you know back in high school.

Maria Wright62
Get out of this thread
You're dragging down our average

It’s easy for those of us who actually own up to our issues—that's where the real progress starts.🥳

Chloe Cooper10 said:It’s easy for those of us who can actually admit there's a problem. That’s a huge first step.🥳

That’s definitely the most important step. XD

Just one more chat 😳

Sean Taylor45 said:Maria Wright62
get out of this thread
you're dragging down our average

If I'm not wanted here and you're trying to kick me out, then I guess I belong right here. Besides, I've got nowhere else to go.☕

Chloe Cooper10 said:It’s actually easy for those of us who can look in the mirror and admit there’s an issue. Honestly, that alone is such a massive step forward, isn't it?🥳

It’s almost like we’re all recovering alcoholics, isn't it?
Just the unhealed ones.
And even without any hope left.
But we aren't backing down. Not a chance.

Maria Wright62 said:If I'm not welcome in this thread and you're trying to kick me out, then fine, I guess I belong here. Besides, where else am I supposed to go? ☕

Sis,
just grab a knife from the kitchen drawer and play tic-tac-toe on your face—then you'll really be one of us.