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Hey, Dan and the folks!

Me too!

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Exactly. Where even is Mountain View? Hmmm, that’s the whole point, Brian Howard2!

That was a close one!

Americans always seem to love every single bit of it, whether they're just teasing or going all in.

Maria Johnson said:I don't touch blue cheese, whether it's fancy stuff or just regular kind.☕

Whatever floats your boat!😳

Me neither. I'll just stick to swallowing their protein instead.☕

Maria Johnson said:Sorry, but you're being totally gross here.☕
This isn't the place to be posting about moldy cheese, and I have absolutely nothing to do with anyone's anatomy.
Go ahead and hit that report button if you're going to be like this.

But it actually does involve male sperm. If you eat cheese like that, it changes the flavor of the sperm.

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I usually stick to beer if I’m just hitting up a local pub. But when I'm out with friends, I’ll definitely go for some herb liqueur or another kind of whiskey. If it’s just me and my partner, we love sharing a little shot of brandy.
Right now, I'm feeling pretty tipsy from some homemade pear brandy I picked up on the road... I know the way to the Canada border, but from there to the Czech Republic? All a blur.

ironcobra13 said:🙂I’m with you on that. Amen!
A friend of mine living out in Canada mentioned from her own experience that usually, if someone doesn't have any issues down there,
they just go along with whatever is expected. And honestly, I can't stand that either.

P.S. Hygiene is obviously important, but we shouldn't go overboard with all those harsh chemicals. Just stick to natural soap and warm water—that's really all you need.

Exactly. Just stay clean and you're good.

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Terry Reed13 said:Tell me about it!

Message

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Jimmy, I need to talk to you

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Maria Johnson said:Look, I’m sorry,☕ but feel free to vent about any PMS symptoms you're dealing with even after having your uterus removed. Also, you can totally share with us—do you prefer it when things are licked fresh, or do you like it a bit dirty?☕

Being clean all the time is boring! Let those bacteria take a little break once in a while.☕

One day. No way. I'm just not into that.

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ironcobra13 said:Hey, I'm a woman

So, have I ever had a period? Well, technically no, because they removed my uterus. But whenever it's time for my hormones to kick in, I feel exactly like I'm about to get my period—all the symptoms are there!

Hi there!😁

That’s what I’m asking you about! As for the licking... man, it feels like being licked by a cat. But nothing compares to that feeling when you really feel a great piece of meat deep inside you. Amen!

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Maria Johnson said:I don't know what to tell you, but my pee doesn't even smell bad when I forget to wash—if anything, it actually smells pretty great. Have you seen a doctor yet?🤷
Maybe you're dealing with an infection.☕

No way! I never said it smelled. Good grief. I’m just keeping things fresh. That’s all I meant, but when I'm on my period, I make sure to clean up every single day.

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Maria Johnson said:You aren't exactly a sure bet; people like that don't just change their ways.☕

You can't convince me that I'd prefer guys who want everything surgically clean—like, bleached white and totally hairless. Please!☕

You should have just said you had no choice. If that's the case, fine, you're just making compromises.🙂

Trolley.
The guy before was an idiot—married and thinking he could actually have his cake and eat it too. Forget it. There are plenty of women out there who aren't into that. Personally, I stay groomed, but I'm not going overboard. I don't want to smell bad, you know? I'm not some slob. Or well, I am a Pisces, but even then, I don't need to be stinky. ☕

Maria Johnson said:Interesting.
I honestly think if a woman isn't into it, she just hasn't met a guy who's actually a pro at it. There are so few guys who do it because they truly crave it☕—that's why women lose interest. Just imagine a guy saying, "Hey, don't shower for three days before you come over, I want to taste you." 🙂: Oh my god, absolute legends!🙂

Well, I've had one of those guys. But I wasn't feeling it.

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Man ☕ I'm bored with that. I much prefer it when he's being sweet and giving me kisses while we play around before things get serious.

Maria Johnson said:Well, you didn't have to smoke it; he could've just gone down on you instead.🤷 Does he actually do that sometimes?

Why would I want that if it’s not my thing?

Maria Johnson said:🤔

I don't really leak anything until things actually get moving 🤣 then I just go for it and that's that! 😬

Since I'm not having sex at all right now, well... ☕

I've never had sex either. But man... when I am with him, I definitely don't want to stop!

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Nah. I'm not in Washington, D.C. 😬 and honestly, I really don't want to be messy. But back when I was feeling super weak, yeah, it happened. You know how it is—when you're really sick, things just sort of leak out. I didn't even have that many stains before. You know what I mean. It starts letting all that gunk out about two days prior.
Are you having sex?

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