Posts by Justin Howard58

I'm a woman, just so we're clear 😬

Regardless—my request still stands.
Come on, give me a break—everyone at home is riding my back about this. 😠

Seriously, my aunt and my neighbor are both obsessed with looking like some Hollywood starlet—they’re actually badgering me to track down that specific designer look they saw online. I've been scouring every high-end boutique from Manhattan to LA, but you can't find that particular style anywhere, not even at the flagship stores in NYC.
Does anyone actually own one of these pieces? I'm looking to borrow it just long enough to wear it to a dinner party, and I promise I'll have it back to you by tomorrow.
If you've got one, shoot me a DM. Thanks. 😘

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Betty Jackson57 said:The top 2 best song intros ever

1. The Beach Boys - That Wonderful Night in LA
screw those saxophones...😍
2. Bregovic - Death

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dmj said:Is that the one with that... Fandom thing—like some border patrol agent from Canada or somewhere? 😬

Good grief—they’re really out here portraying Chuck Norris as some kind of noble, righteous Texas Ranger? Give me a break. As if he isn't busy spending his downtime saving cultist preachers from those bottom-feeding vultures in white suits—who are too terrified to face their own sins in front of such an honest man—just to teach kids karate. What a joke. 😬
I’ve always had a massive soft spot for Walker, Texas Ranger. 😍

Jason Chavez32 said:Look, I don't give a damn—that’s not even the point. 🙄

And what about me? What am I supposed to do now? 🙄

electro cute said:Look, I’m actually a journalism major at that same university—which honestly makes things even worse—so I totally get why you're this livid. My best friend is a political science major, but he’s basically a total pushover.

I appreciate the solidarity, though I really feel for you being stuck in that grind😬
My wife spent the entire night suffocating me with these pseudo-intellectual poetic ramblings—we're talking phrases like "fated destiny" and "epistemological-hermeneutical knowledge"
It was like reading Coehl all over again🙄
God, I can't stand political science majors🙂

Jason Chavez32 said:Top 5 most irritating youth subcultures—defined by their specific music choices and questionable fashion sense:

Those ethno-pop-folk hacks—just a bunch of manufactured nonsense. 🙂
Punkers. 🙂
3. Landscapers. 🙂
4. darkeri 😱
5. techno/trance partygoers 🙂

So, this number 3 of mine—it’s officially sitting above 1 now.
Look, if you're stuck doing an internship at fifteen or sixteen, fine—it’s part of the grind. But once you hit twenty and you're still pulling that same amateur level of work? For God's sake.
God, it’s exhausting—honestly. Imagine wasting twenty years of your life tethered to a single genre, stubbornly insisting that nothing worth hearing exists outside of those specific boundaries. It isn't just narrow-minded; it’s tedious. Refusing to step outside the mental cage of your own preconceived notions and genre tropes? That’s not being "loyal" to the music—it’s just plain draining.
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Adam Moore said:I am absolutely losing my mind right now because my insufferable, overachieving roommate is studying history out loud—here is his definitive list of the most hated groups in the entire universe:

01. Americans
02. College students
03. American music critics
04. People (in general)
05. Everyone else

Meanwhile, my female roommate is busy diving into political science methods, ontology, and epistemology.
The specific types of students I can't stand:
1. The overly enthusiastic ones
2. The "poetic" types
3. Those who drop big buzzwords they just picked up during some casual, low-stakes
rambling session
4. Political scientists
5. Political scientists
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Dead Carrot said:I actually think some of those hairstyles look pretty good. 😳

I definitely rocked one of those looks back in the day 🙈
here are my top 5 songs from childhood—tunes I used to belt out at the top of my lungs with my dad, only to be absolutely floored later when I realized they were actually about sex or drugs:

1. Taylor Swift: Let's spend the weekend together
2. The Animators: Like mirrors
3. Green Soup: The green grass of my home—I honestly thought it was just a nostalgic anthem like the ones Radojka Sverko used to sing, and I’m still baffled by what he's
actually getting high on...
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4. Tony Bennett: I need your body tonight (good grief, it's pretty obvious 😳 )
5. Senna M.: Thump-thump

Does everyone here actually know how to play the banjo? 🙂

hollowseal33 said:Just a decent little timestamp for the assistant.

you never know 🧐

Top 3 pieces of graffiti from my hometown:
3. "Your mother's an electrician"
2. "Public Radio" — scrawled right on the high school wall
1. "Long live the King." With a subtle "regent Aleksandar" scribbled underneath.

vividcanyon2 said:exactly 😍

That’s precisely why I can't stand winter at a college campus—all those fit young guys bundle up in massive puffer jackets and just kill the whole vibe of seeing people in summer dresses.😢

god knows

I’m back to these mindless debates—when someone says "it's really great being in love in the spring," are they using spring as a temporal adverb or as the direct object? 🙈

Carol Jackson45 said:Sailors don't walk around in those striped shirts and neck scarves anymore—it’s just not a thing. 😢

But monks? They’re still out there rocking the robes cinched at the waist and sandals😍
while the breeze catches them right in the backside. 😍 😍

anonymous said:top 5 stupid (and incredibly long) debates:
3. would you rather have a spear or a sword in a fight?

😲 That isn't some "stupid debate"—it’s a fundamental question that gets right to the heart of combat strategy. Seriously. 😍

I'll add number 6 to the list: can you actually die from jumping? We still haven't reached a consensus on that one.

lust4lif3 said:LOL... is your skull just as hollow as your head? 😉

Did someone perform amateur brain surgery on you? Damn...
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Kyle White2 said:What, are you just constantly obsessing over how ugly and stupid everyone else is?

Poor thing—don't flatter yourself, you aren't the only one losing it over my posts.😉

Well, at least I’m not like that "wannabe" friend of mine—actually, I was going to say more, but they've already stripped away every multi-syllable word I was planning to use.
Low blows, ladies... honestly. Though, I guess I should take the compliment if you actually think I'm older than I am.
(In reality, I'm 34, single, have thick ankles, acne, and haven't even been through a rough patch yet.)
Damn, I basically just described most of you.
Give me a break, girls—I'm still practically in puberty, so why the hell are you acting like this? Is it really your idea of fun to rain down your little radical manifestos on a minor? Fine, go ahead—keep throwing whatever you've got. 😛

lust4lif3 said:You definitely aren't talking about the Red Cross. No—you’re screaming "fucking immature idiot woman" in ALL CAPS.
And while we're on the subject of those "debatable" 3 pounds—it sounds to me like you're the one missing 3, or maybe 30, pounds of actual brain matter.
(Hint: check the dictionary under "foreign concepts.") 😉

Debatable? Looks like you finally made it from A to Z—well, skipped most of the alphabet to get there, anyway. (That's a figure of speech, if you need help with the vocabulary.)
Seriously, why the sudden moral high ground?
Listen, bitches, you just turned the whole damn world upside down over me.🎉

Kenneth Hernandez67 said:Just one quick question... have you used any other nicknames on this forum before?

Was that directed at me? Because if it was—nope, I haven't.

Listen, my dear friend with the long handle I can't even be bothered to type out—why don't you just be my mentor?
I’m practically dying to reach that enlightened stage where you can guide me toward the light.
Tolerance, love, zero judgment, and banning all ethnic jokes... ahhh, pure paradise.🙂
Don't lose your mind now—Justin Howard58 was clearly just joking.
The truth is, I haven't quite ascended to that next level of maturity where witty commentary is strictly forbidden.😁