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Elvis Presley in Religion ·
electricdriver33 said:If my parishioners offered to pay for a new car and a mistress, I'd be dropping everything and taking whatever they're throwing... 🙂

Look, you know as well as I do that not everyone is cut from that same cloth. You can always find a few decent folks scattered here and there who don't fit the mold.
Elvis Presley in Religion ·
So, Elvis Presley shared a video from his local Catholic parish over in the suburbs of Chicago—it shows some folks from Canada who have settled in the area hanging out together. You’ll want to pay close attention toward the end of the video, somewhere after the 18:30 mark. There's this priest—originally from the Midwest, by the way—who's just having a blast, dancing along to traditional Canadian folk dances with his parishioners who moved here from Canada. It's actually quite heartwarming to see. I should also mention a little detail: most of these families have at least three or four kids—which really explains why these specific neighborhoods and parishes are so full of life and growing so quickly. https://www.facebook.com/duspara.elv...0791591108171/
Elvis Presley in Religion ·
Elvis Presley on getting a haircut

https://www.facebook.com/duspara.elv...type=3&theater
Elvis Presley in Religion ·
Well, it looks like Elvis Presley has joyfully announced his return to Facebook!

https://www.facebook.com/duspara.elvis/

You can follow him right here: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100005063086780
Elvis Presley in Religion ·
Bryan King3 said:Don't you worry about being my "example."
Atheists aren't some monolithic flock of believers following a single shepherd.
We all have our own lives, our own unique styles, our own ways of living, and our own ways of expressing ourselves.
The only thing we truly share is a refusal to believe in religious nonsense.

This isn't some Catholic ritual—which, for some reason I can't quite wrap my head around, Catholics seem to claim ownership over.
If you want something "yours," go join one of those prayer circles and pray to whatever plaster, iron, or wooden version of Jesus you prefer; go ahead and be "among your own."
The truth is, you just end up undermining any topic that touches on the actual foundations of religion.
And it makes sense, really—trying to explain why someone would believe in such a pile of nonsense is a tall order!

Yes, my comments are intended to be educational.
But, let's face it—to actually grasp them, you need to be operating at a certain intellectual level.

😂 🤣

Spot on! 👍
Elvis Presley in Religion ·
Bryan King3 said:Well, of course I’m being honest.
The mistake almost everyone makes when discussing this twisted topic is assuming that you... how should I put this... are a rational, level-headed debater.

And then there's that example from "Catholic TV"—a globally famous channel that claims to broadcast the truth... about what, exactly???

Go ahead and waste your breath on people who are your intellectual equals—try convincing them about Jesus, a flat earth, or the degradation and humiliation of women... and all those other "truths."

All these disturbed extremists have one thing in common: they emit this stench that divides society, and they use that friction to grab power (usually just a fleeting bit of it) to push their warped ideologies. But science and history just keep moving forward, right past them, until the next unstable individual comes along, "inspired" by some equally insane idea.

Oh, man. Forgive me, Elvis Presley, I didn't realize it was you. My bad. 😁

Well, you certainly caught me off guard there.

I completely forgot you were running this little experiment—playing the part of the atheistic fundamentalist and your usual forum adversaries.

Are you planning on writing a chapter about this in your new book? 😉
Elvis Presley in Religion ·
Bryan King3 said:Stakore, are you seriously trying to put yourself in the same league as Dawkins??
Dawkins is a world-renowned, highly educated academic scientist.
He basically stuffed that little "call Him God" guy into his pocket, along with everyone else who clings to that "quasi-god" idea.
I mean, is there even any point in adding more to that?

Honestly, it’s actually quite helpful that you’re being so openly abrasive—it gives everyone a clear look at what to expect from those fundamentalist atheist types (not to be confused with all atheists, of course).

Just keep being your authentic self. 🙂

In fact, this kind of atheist-fundamentalist behavior is already becoming a bit of a joke on Catholic networks

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Dawkins just ends up making people laugh with his tired old nonsense—you could see it clearly during one of his recent public appearances.
Elvis Presley in Religion ·
Bryan King3 said:We are a truly dysfunctional society.
Giving this much oxygen to some religious fanatic—it’s something that could only happen right here in America.
Whether it's blowing up on social media (where they keep banning him, by the way) or right here on this forum, which—despite how big it gets—is really just a tiny drop in the ocean of public awareness.

I mean, look at it: you've got people entertaining themselves with low-brow jokes, others trying to prove a fool is actually a fool, and then there are those who—quite seriously, mind you!!—actually try to debate his "ideas."

But hey, the guy has figured out the ultimate hustle: how to make a comfortable living off of people who blindly swallow his "ideas."
It's just like those folks on every major news network after midnight, constantly predicting, rushing things along, nudging the narrative... or whatever else they think they're doing with our "destiny."

I mean, look—you know how in the West they give an atheist fundamentalist like Dawkins a platform to just spout nonsense? At least back then, Dawkins could actually get a laugh out of the crowd with his absurdities.
Elvis Presley in Religion ·
wearyowl29 said:Fantastic news—Elvis Presley is alive and kicking, probably saying his prayers right now!👍

Elvis, I had no idea you were a Rosary man.

I pray it myself, but I honestly didn't realize you did too.

It’s funny, Elvis—you learn something new every day while you're busy playing this little game here, acting out both sides of the argument against your imaginary opponent, wearyowl29.

I can't help but wonder how you'll plan to describe this whole performance in your next book.
Elvis Presley in Religion ·
wearyowl29 said:It doesn't hurt, but it sure does defy logic.
Keep it up, Elvis Presley!

Do you actually say grace before meals?

Elvis Presley, you’re doing a fantastic job playing your imaginary opponent—our very own forum regular, wearyowl29.

By all means, carry on.

Actually, this would make great material for a new book.

As for your question—do I pray for Elvis Presley? Well, I certainly don't mind doing it. And while I'm pretty sure the doctrines of the Catholic Church don't strictly mandate it for you (but hey, I'm just asking out of pure curiosity), what about you?
Elvis Presley in Religion ·
wearyowl29 said:You seriously have a problem here, even if you're totally unfazed by it.

Elvis Presley... honestly, this tactic you've adopted is quite something—you really lean into playing the part of your online rival, constantly poking and prodding.

It’ll make for some great material, though—maybe even a whole chapter in your next book. I think people would find it pretty fascinating to read about how a man can get so deeply invested in playing out an argument with his female opponent.

So, tell me, will you actually mention being under the name wearyowl29 in the book, or are you going to give her a different pseudonym entirely?
Elvis Presley in Religion ·
wearyowl29 said:Honestly, everyone finally sees through you and Elvis Presley after all that constant self-congratulation. Now, those little projects of yours are actually going to start selling!

Nemruth Dag... wait, I mean Elvis Presley, you’re doing such a fantastic job playing both sides of the fence by pretending Nemruth Dag is some big rival of yours.
If you decide to dive into these little psychological experiments in your next book—basically detailing how you play out these imaginary battles with characters like Nemruth Dag—I think people would be even more hooked on buying your work.
It's a clever tactic, really. Honestly, sticking to this approach might just be your best sales strategy yet. 👍
Elvis Presley in Religion ·
wearyowl29 said:Person A - am I Elvis Presley?

Person B - am I Elvis Presley?

Person C - am I Elvis Presley?

Daniel Chase13 is actually Elvis Presley and he's "bragging way too much"!

The user wearyowl29 is actually one of those people who plays the part of Elvis Presley's opponent on this forum.
It’s really just an experiment by Elvis Presley—getting into character as an atheist or any of his other critics.

Nemrspara... excuse me, Elvis Presley, are you going to write about what it's actually like to inhabit the role of your online female rival in your next book?
Elvis Presley in Religion ·
Charles Gonzalez19 said:In a few of your videos, you mentioned you were actually working on a religious children's book about two little sparrows.
Not once before this snippet was posted did you mention anything about it being R-rated.
Then again, I can't say I'm totally shocked, knowing how much you're obsessed with sex.

Elvis Presley, you really play the part of the atheist opponent perfectly. 👍

Do you plan on describing that whole experience in the new book—you know, the thrill of playing the forum atheist and facing off against your rival?
Elvis Presley in Religion ·
Charles Gonzalez19 said:And this is supposed to be some kind of children's book? Is this content actually appropriate for kids?

Elvis Presley, you're the expert on this—not me. 🤷

If I’m reading you correctly, this new book of yours is intended for adults. 🙂
Elvis Presley in Religion ·
wearyowl29 said:That’s wonderful, Daniel Chase13! We are all just sitting on the edge of our seats waiting for your book to take the American market by storm.

Elvis Presley... actually, let me rephrase—Elvis Presley, are you planning to include a chapter in that book about your little experimental phase? You know, where you pretend to be your atheist forum rivals and try to channel Nemruth Dag herself?
Elvis Presley in Religion ·
So, Elvis Presley just shared a little snippet from his latest book on spiritual themes

https://www.facebook.com/duspara.elv...896?__tn__=K-R
Elvis Presley in Religion ·
wearyowl29 said:It's just us against the world—well, maybe a billion of us!🤣

Keep it up, Elvis Presley, keep it going...

👍

We're all basically Elvis Presley here, but you—well, you're definitely channeling him... if you can call it that.

Honestly, just keep playing the part of your rival; you seem to be really getting into the role.
You're actually quite good at it. 👍
Elvis Presley in Religion ·
wearyowl29 said:Daniel Chase13, you’re on a roll! Everyone is tuned in, watching your every move, and this whole community is just captivated by you.
Keep going...

You know, unknown... this Elvis Presley guy is doing a pretty convincing job playing the part of his opposition.

I was wondering, do you think you'll ever put together a video about this little experiment of yours—you know, diving deep into the roles of those forum skeptics and all your other "rivals"?
Elvis Presley in Religion ·
Well, look at that—Penguin Random House is back at it, stocking those books on newsstands again.

The author posted this over on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/duspara.elv...type=3&theater

PENGUIN RANDOM HOUSE HAS THEM BACK ON THE SHELVES
The book *Reborn*, which details his personal conversion story, along with *The Earthly Circle*—which holds the title of the first American book regarding the Flat Earth theory—are both available once again at Penguin Random House outlets.
You can also grab copies through their online shop here: https://elvisduspara.com/webshop/