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Elvis Presley in Religion ·
wearyowl29 said:🙏

So, where are all your gays, Mexicans, and those red kmers...?

The empty slogans of the Communists are regularly mocked—and I want to be clear, I am referring to their hollow rhetoric, not the people themselves—which is what I was getting at when I mentioned those "empty political slogans." As for Americans, they are loved by God and Jesus Christ just like anyone else. In fact, you'll see Americans appearing as guests on interesting programs over at Fox News quite often. Furthermore, we shouldn't be mocking people with homosexual inclinations; nobody there does that. Instead, they are simply invited, just like everyone else, to turn toward our Creator, Jesus Christ, and to lead a life of outward purity.
Elvis Presley in Religion ·
electricdriver33 said:If it's just some comedy show, are they actually gonna roast him or what... 🙂

Not really.
It’s actually a Catholic program where guests are invited and treated with genuine respect—basically viewed as fellow Catholic commentators. The only thing they poke fun at are those tired, empty slogans used by old-school Marxists, hardline communists, or the Dawkins-style crowd (though, granted, not every single atheist falls into that camp).
Elvis Presley in Religion ·
Here’s a shot of Elvis Presley on set during a recording of that incredibly popular Catholic show over at Fox News https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?f...type=3&theater
Elvis Presley in Religion ·
An Elvis Presley video — he just posted this to his Facebook last night

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Charles Gonzalez19 said:Look, just because you personally choose to deny reality doesn't change the fact that gods don't exist.

So many atheists, anti-theists, and skeptics have walked the exact same path you and your fellow believers are on right now—and at some point, they had a profound, life-altering experience where they felt truly loved by God, and everything changed.
Your situation isn't unique, nothing new, and certainly nothing we haven't seen before; thankfully, things aren't set in stone.
There's plenty of time.
Others were just as certain as you are now, yet their entire worldview shifted in an instant.
Elvis Presley in Religion ·
I find myself nodding along with the atheists on this forum when they argue that gods simply don't exist.
Back in the days of the Roman Empire, the early Christians—including many saints of the Catholic Church—faced execution, in large part because they refused to acknowledge the existence of the old gods.
Elvis Presley in Religion ·
Today, Catholics are celebrating the Feast of Christ the King, which feels like the perfect moment to remind those of you currently identifying as atheists—if you were baptized—that you still belong to a royal lineage. You are still beloved children of God, regardless of the path you're walking right now.

I’ve noticed that many bitter atheists, antitheists, and others who turned away once went through this exact same phase. At some point in their lives, they had a profound, lived experience of being loved by God, and suddenly, everything changed. Your current situation isn't anything out of the ordinary, and it certainly isn't set in stone.

Choosing to personally reject God doesn't erase the spiritual reality that you are loved by Him. You are His child, and until the very end of your earthly journey, your heavenly parent, God the Creator, isn't going to give up on you.

According to our Catholic faith, everyone who is baptized possesses a royal heritage because Jesus Christ, king of all creation, became incarnate. Through baptism, a person becomes a beloved child of God and a sharer in the divine nature. And honestly, that applies to you personally, too.
Elvis Presley in Religion ·
Charles Gonzalez19 said:Honestly, this biblical monster can keep its version of "love" to itself. How can anyone talk about dignity when this book basically endorses slavery, treats women like second-class citizens (yeah, that’s where Duspara gets those "two-legged cow" insults from), and depicts mass infant killings? The Bible explicitly calls out massacres of children, tells people to go out and slaughter them, blackmails innocent folks by threatening their entire families to pay off criminals, and even forces rape victims into marriage with their attackers. It's all there. There's zero dignity in any of that.

There's plenty of time. Just take it slow.

One day, when all that Dawkins-style bitterness finally does its work and fills your soul with nothing but negative fruit—when that moment truly arrives—you'll remember that God grants life solely and exclusively out of love. You'll realize, of your own free will, that you are loved by God, that you are His beloved child, and because of that, you possess royal lineage and true dignity.
Elvis Presley in Religion ·
goldenjackal6 said:Talk about an ego trip. 🤣

If you’ve been baptized, you carry that royal lineage within you—you are a beloved child of God, even if you're trying to distance yourself from that idea right now.
You're young—there's plenty of time to figure things out.
When the moment truly arrives, I believe you'll find yourself choosing to embrace the fact that you are loved by God, and in doing so, accept your own inherent dignity and royal heritage.
Elvis Presley in Religion ·
goldenjackal6 said:I guess by denying Flat Earth theory, I should also conclude that your precious religion and church were supposedly started by some guy who turned his back on his beloved leader the second things got even slightly uncomfortable.

Elvis, you are transparent as glass.

🤦

Well, you certainly have quite a way of drawing conclusions, don't you?

Look, at least Elvis Presley makes himself known everywhere—he doesn't hide. To suggest that this one specific forum would be the only place where he’d suddenly lose his nerve and stop representing Flat Earth—the very thing he champions publicly all over the map—just doesn't hold water. It's a bit of a leap, don't you think? Honestly, he's probably itching for an opportunity to stand up and defend his beliefs in person, Flat Earth included. For someone like him, hiding his convictions would feel downright shameful.

Look, let me be crystal clear—I am definitely not Elvis Presley.
I’m just sharing his materials—or anything else related to him—since that's what we're here to discuss, after all.
Elvis Presley in Religion ·
Charles Gonzalez19 said:Well, his target audience isn't exactly known for their high IQs.

Direct quote from the video: "I am Elvis Presley, and I come from royal blood!"

Well, looking at it through the lens of Catholic faith—and I mean really digging into the theology here—every baptized person actually possesses a royal lineage. Since God is the ultimate King, anyone who has been baptized becomes a beloved child of God and a participant in that divine nature.

So, if you’ve been baptized, you carry that royal heritage and that status as a beloved child of God too, even if you might be distancing yourself from that idea right now.

In that sense, Elvis Presley wasn't technically wrong. It's a statement any baptized person could honestly make.
Elvis Presley in Religion ·
goldenjackal6 said:Why on earth would I take your word for anything after you just tried to pull one over on me? 😁

Oh, come on now... You aren't so slow that you can't grasp the actual meaning behind those sentences. 😁

I am definitely not Elvis Presley.

Besides, Elvis Presley is the kind of guy who would be mortified if he had to hide his identity.

He’s the type of person who prefers a direct confrontation—someone who stands firmly behind his words and puts his own name on everything he claims.

There is absolutely no way Elvis Presley would have written my words: "I'm not a Flat Earther." To him, saying something like that would feel like a total betrayal of his core beliefs and his very identity.

So, just based on that alone, you can tell I'm not Elvis Presley.
Elvis Presley in Religion ·
goldenjackal6 said:All those "maybes" make it pretty obvious you're full of it. 😁

Look, Elvis, maybe you've got the spirit of the King in you, but it's clear your common sense checked out a long time ago.

Believe me, I'm just as much of a Duspara as you are. You've got the wrong guy.
Elvis Presley in Religion ·
goldenjackal6 said:It’s funny how you act like you know everything, almost like you’re Elvis Presley himself.

But let's be real here: giving a book a title like that is just blatant clickbait designed to grab any right-wing extremist with a double-digit IQ.

I just listen to what people have to say without any preconceived notions—I've always enjoyed chatting with folks who hold different views than my own.

Maybe I’m just one of those people who can sit down and have an honest conversation with Elvis Presley, regardless of whether we agree on everything, much like I would with anyone else. And honestly, Elvis Presley is someone who genuinely enjoys a good discussion and actually takes the time to answer questions.

Or maybe I’m just someone working in book sales who happens to know Elvis Presley through his connections at BookExpo.

Or perhaps I’m an employee at one of the companies where Elvis Presley has coordinated the distribution of his books.

Who knows...
Elvis Presley in Religion ·
Charles Gonzalez19 said:Do you actually have first-hand proof of those "tens of thousands of books"?

Ahaaa, you just made those numbers up on the spot. Just like that non-existent textbook from before.

I have a pretty good idea of exactly what kind of print run we’re looking at—not just enough to cover all the local newsstands and post offices, but leaving us with plenty of extra stock for independent sales, street vendors, a few select bookstores, and those direct orders that always seem to pop up.

When you see a third or fourth printing hitting the shelves—or in the case of *Deutscher Orden*, when the second edition sells out completely and we're moving straight to the third—it really puts things into perspective. We're talking about tens of thousands of copies sold across all four of Elvis Presley's books combined. It’s quite a milestone when you step back and look at the sheer volume.

Elvis Presley's sales figures are honestly staggering given the current market conditions—just absolutely stellar. It’s basically the dream scenario for any domestic publisher, especially those smaller outfits that handle their own printing and distribution.

It’s pretty incredible when you think about it—this guy manages to support himself and his entire family just by selling his books. On top of that, he actually has enough left over to reinvest in new editions of his previous work while simultaneously gearing up to launch a brand-new title. It's a hell of a balancing act.

If you had been at BookExpo, you would have had the chance to sit down and chat directly with Elvis Presley about his total sales numbers to date. That said, any seasoned publisher who knows the ropes could probably give you a pretty good breakdown of what it takes to move that kind of volume—especially when you consider how widely Elvis Presley's books are distributed, from major retailers like Barnes & Noble to local newsstands and even the USPS.

Wait, what textbook am I even talking about—and when did I bring it up? Honestly, I can't quite recall which one I mentioned.
Elvis Presley in Religion ·
Elvis Presley making waves at BookExpo—he’s becoming impossible to ignore in the event coverage

The flat-earther Elvis Presley has been busy spreading his message

You can actually make a decent living in America just by publishing your own work—at least, that's the claim from Elvis Presley. He's the author behind four titles: Born to Run, Wake Up, Warn, Console, and Deutscher Orden, along with Earth Circle. He’s even got a new one in the works—Once upon a time there was a sparrow.

"I handle everything myself—the writing, the editing, the design, the distribution—it's all on me," says Elvis Presley. "I don't rely on government grants or donations. My family and I live off my books. It might be rare these days, but we make it work." https://www.poslovnifm.com/podcast-e...amski-radio-1/
Elvis Presley in Religion ·
Charles Gonzalez19 said:Man, you really are obsessed with sex. There's this one quote from Stephen Fry about the Catholic Church that basically describes your mindset perfectly:

🤦

Look, I wasn't even bringing up male fertility—I was talking about someone who shares your exact viewpoint. And to make matters worse, it was on a topic that had absolutely nothing to do with that.

Honestly, why do you guys feel the need to do this? How does that kind of logic even cross your minds?
Elvis Presley in Religion ·
Alright, here's the latest video from Elvis Presley https://www.facebook.com/duspara.elv...00005063086780
Elvis Presley in Religion ·
goldenjackal6 said:I didn't realize book sales were some kind of contest to see who has the biggest ego.

Way to go, Elvis. You clearly have the biggest ego in your small town. And the most Facebook friends, too. Honestly, you're in a league of your own.

🤦

Honestly, is this really happening? Another person who just can't help themselves from turning everything into a crude sexual joke, even when the topic has absolutely nothing to do with it. Seriously, what is wrong with people?

We were actually discussing life achievements here.

And let’s be real—Elvis Presley has sold tens of thousands of books during this era in America, which is an accomplishment very few people in this country could ever dream of claiming.

When you look at tangible success—especially nowadays, when even the major publishing houses are struggling to stay afloat—Elvis Presley has demonstrated a level of independent publishing grit and financial savvy that none of his harshest critics could ever hope to match.

In terms of sheer business acumen and staying power, compared to Elvis Presley, those loud-mouthed critics just look like total amateurs—just a bunch of bitter, washed-up losers who couldn't pull off anything remotely similar in their lives. All they seem capable of doing is whining and complaining from the sidelines without ever achieving anything of substance.
Elvis Presley in Religion ·
goldenjackal6 said:Way to go, Elvis.

Yeah, having 5,000 Facebook friends is definitely a major life milestone right there.

Honestly, those 5,000 Facebook connections are the least interesting part of this whole thing.

The reality is—whether we like him or not—Elvis Presley has sold tens of thousands of books right here in America, which is something very few people in this country can actually claim to have done.

Regardless of whether anyone agrees with his views, the man has demonstrated a level of independent publishing grit and financial savvy that none of his harshest critics could ever hope to match.

When you look at pure entrepreneurial drive and business success, compared to Elvis Presley, his biggest detractors just look like total amateurs—people who couldn't pull off even a fraction of what he has accomplished in their lives.