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Elvis Presley in Religion ·
goldenjackal6 said:Honestly, you’ve gotta be some kind of genius to write an entire book about absolutely nothing, and even more of a sucker to actually pay money for it. 🤣

Well, regardless of how you look at it, it seems like Elvis Presley was such a successful seller that he had to go back and reissue almost everything. Given that his books were available everywhere—from newsstands and post offices to major bookstores—and people were even ordering them directly from him, he must have moved a staggering number of copies by American standards.

To keep up with the demand from newsstands, post offices, and retail shops—not to mention his own direct sales—a single print run would need to be at least 5,000 to 6,000 copies. And since Elvis Presley is already working on third or even fourth editions for some of his titles (he’s currently announcing a third printing of 'Hail Mary,' which is likely his best-seller, meaning he probably sold at least 10,000 copies, if not more), those are truly impressive numbers for this market.

When you consider that every single copy is likely read by at least two or three different people—sometimes even more—it really explains why he has around 5,000 friends on Facebook. It makes sense; he has a massive readership for our scale here.
Elvis Presley in Religion ·
If I’m reading this right, Presley is actually writing this book in the style of a novel.
Elvis Presley in Religion ·
Elvis Presley is getting ready to drop a new book centered heavily on biblical themes.

The title will likely be "Sparrow," inspired by one of Jesus' parables.

Essentially, the whole thing is going to focus on God's care and divine providence.
Elvis Presley in Religion ·
Charles Gonzalez19 said:And then there's me, just being a little too much "Catholicism" (twice, obviously).

Elvis, are you planning on filming a new video today, or what? What's the topic of the day?

Are you going to keep playing pretend—stepping into your opponents' shoes just to mess with us—or are you finally going to start posting under your own name?

But hey, now that you've unmasked yourself, you can set them up yourself. You don't need me to do it for you.
Elvis Presley in Religion ·
wearyowl29 said:Take it easy, Elvis!

Don't go skipping out on your therapy sessions...

Hey, wearyowl29... Presley. You certainly know how to poke fun at yourself. 👍

Anyway, you shared some pretty interesting thoughts over here https://www.facebook.com/duspara.elv...00005063086780

Are you planning on filming a new video today?

Now that you've gone public, you can just post them all yourself—I don't have to do it for you anymore.
Elvis Presley in Religion ·
wearyowl29 said:Keep the party going—Elvis lives!😒

Oh, Nemruth... honestly, Presley just keeps doing things his own way, doesn't he? 😒
Elvis Presley in Religion ·
wearyowl29 said:Just business as usual...🙏

Elvis lives!😒

Honestly, who would have guessed that you—Presley himself—were actually hiding behind the personas of wearyowl29, Charles Gonzalez19, and goldenjackal6?
Well, now we know. I have to hand it to you—you certainly have a knack for making sure all eyes are on you.👍
Elvis Presley in Religion ·
wearyowl29 said:It’s honestly hilarious watching this whole topic spin in circles when it’s really just a clever way for you to brag about yourself.

Keep it coming, though! As long as we have moderators like you running threads that are basically just love letters to Elvis Presley, I'm entertained.

Nice one, Duspara.
You certainly have a knack for stepping into your opponents' shoes.
You managed to pull the wool over our eyes quite effectively.
Honestly, who would have guessed you were hiding behind wearyowl29, Charles Gonzalez19, and Roboute Guilliman? Well, some of us see right through it. Kudos to you—you definitely know how to keep the spotlight on yourself. 👍
Elvis Presley in Religion ·
Charles Gonzalez19 said:Do you actually know that firsthand, or are you just wishing it were true? You’re looking at Elvis Presley through rose-colored glasses.

Man, you’d turn into a Flat Earther yourself if it meant sticking up for Elvis Presley.

So, what, Elvis Presley would hand out $15,000 raises to any teacher willing to put a cross in their classroom, start every period with prayer, and toss science out the window as a foundation for education? Forgive my language, folks, but HOLY SHIT. He’d turn America into some kind of religious caliphate.

Look at this guy. In your nearly 200 posts on this subforum, you've spent your whole time cowardly dodging every single direct question, and now you're demanding answers from me?

He’s just chasing a paycheck and some clout. It’s pretty straightforward if you ask me. These "deep convictions" he claims to have? They're just a way to fleece the naive. I can't quite wrap my head around what drives Daniel Chase13, though—what keeps him so obsessed with passionately preaching Elvis Presley's sermons. Is it just the money? Does he just crave the spotlight and the attention of the masses? Or maybe he's just desperate for some one-on-one attention from Elvis Presley himself? There are so many possibilities, but which one is the truth?

It’s all about Elvis Presley, isn't it? You've really managed to pull the wool over our eyes. 👍

But seriously, Elvis Presley, enough with the role-playing. It’s getting a bit old.
Man, one minute you're acting like Charles Gonzalez19, then you're channeling Roboute Guilliman, and next thing we know, you're mimicking wearyowl29.

Look, I get it—you had your fun—but can we please just have you be yourself for once? 🙂
Elvis Presley in Religion ·
goldenjackal6 said:You sound exactly like Elvis. 🤣

Well, hey there, Elvis!

Come on, just give it up—admit to everyone once and for all that it's actually you. We've had enough of you playing the part of your own opponents.
Elvis Presley in Religion ·
goldenjackal6 said:Honestly, he might already be lurking here under some random anonymous handle, just waiting to jump in and start aggressively pushing his stuff the second he spots a thread about himself.

Or maybe not.

It’s entirely possible that one of you "haters" is actually Elvis himself—just running a little social experiment or looking for a bit of fun by playing out how his critics react, pretending to be against him just to see what happens.

We've seen plenty of people on forums like this play both sides—acting like they represent one viewpoint when, in reality, they're just pushing the exact opposite side of the fence.

But, for those of you who seem to be struggling to keep up or perhaps aren't reading too closely, I don't mind repeating myself for the hundredth time: I am not Elvis. If you need any more proof than that, just look at the fact that I'm not one of those flat-earthers.
Elvis Presley in Religion ·
Charles Gonzalez19 said:Calling love and romance "sexual kinks"? Yeah, you definitely need some professional help.

Your heated, passionate posts say otherwise.

Oh, you wanted to start it. Passionately. And now that it's live, every other post is yours.
The "materials" you keep dumping here serve nothing but promoting your beloved Elvis Presley, without adding a single ounce of actual value. You aren't providing any critical analysis; you're just parroting the word "insane" over and over while dodging every direct question asked.

I have. He’s the exact same crooked liar in person as he is online. I’ll give him one thing, though: at least he’s consistent about it.

Even Eric Adams was picked by his fellow locals to represent them. Both of them have a history of making some pretty colorful comments regarding women.
Would you ever actually vote for a city council member who went on record, proudly stating that women are nothing more than "cows on two legs"?

People vote for Eric Adams because he controls the purse strings, whereas the folks in Duspara's circle chose him specifically because they know him personally—they trust him because they've seen who he is behind closed doors.

But look, just be real with me—give me the actual details. How did you meet Elvis Presley? Did you sit down for a quiet drink and have a long talk? What were the circumstances, how long has your acquaintance lasted, and was it a totally calm, civil conversation or something else? Come on, just be honest.
Elvis Presley in Religion ·
Charles Gonzalez19 said:Elvis doesn't vibe with this site because he can't just go around deleting other people's posts and banning whoever he wants like he does on YouTube and Facebook.

Fact.

Bullshit.

You're just soaking up and pushing everything he says. This level of devotion is either cultish, romantic, or some weird mix of both. You fully embraced all of Elvis's conspiracy theories—including the whole "Earth is a pancake" thing—and now you're out here peddling them like they're your own ideas.

"Real people" don't run around calling anyone who disagrees with them evil Satanists or treating women like they're nothing more than objects.

🤦

I have to wonder—how do you always manage to stumble upon these kinds of sexual kinks? I mean, seriously, how does your mind even wander in that direction so consistently? It’s honestly impressive.

And once again—just to set the record straight—I am not one of those Flat Earthers.

I’m dropping some materials here that tie directly into this forum thread—even though I wasn't the one who started it, and honestly, it wasn't even my intention to open this discussion in the first place. If some people find my posts bothersome due to their own personal reasons or whatever, well—that’s something they really ought to work out among themselves.

Reach out, set up a meeting, get to know them—just sit down and have a conversation. Honestly, there’s really nothing to be afraid of.
Well, look—even if you aren't a fan, the fact remains that Elvis Presley is a private individual who was actually chosen by his own neighbors to serve as their local councilman. These are the people who know him best, after all—the ones living right next door—and they were the ones who cast their votes for him. If that doesn't tell you something about the kind of man he is behind closed doors, I don't know what will. No need to be afraid.
Elvis Presley in Religion ·
Amy Brown8 said:Nah, don't bother—thanks though, Elvis. "Elvis is alive," and honestly, the records prove it.

Alright, let me say this for the hundredth time: I am not Elvis Presley, nor am I one of his followers.

Like I mentioned before, it seems to me that Elvis isn't really interested in this forum or what people here think about him. If he were, he would have popped up by now.

If you're so eager to hear from him, why don't you just reach out to Elvis directly?

Get in touch, set something up, meet the man face-to-face, and just talk... You know, the way decent people handle things.
Elvis Presley in Religion ·
Amy Brown8 said:So, Elvis isn't gonna show up? That’s kind of a bummer...

It seems like Elvis Presley just isn't interested in this forum—or what the community thinks about him. If he actually cared, he would have checked in by now.

Well, if you're really determined, I suppose you could always try reaching out to him through his Facebook.
Elvis Presley in Religion ·
The new Elvis-esque perspective—coming right off the heels of his successful run with Penguin Random House—on the teacher strikes. https://www.facebook.com/duspara.elv...00005063086780
Elvis Presley in Religion ·
Well, look at that.

At BookExpo America, Duspara completely cleared the shelves of his book "Blood and Soil." https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?f...type=3&theater

He’s already mentioning that there’s no other choice but to rush a third edition into print—people are clearly hungry for it.
I honestly thought there was only one edition out there, but apparently, he’s already wiped out the second one entirely.
Elvis Presley in Religion ·
Check out the crowd gathering around the Dusparin booth at BookExpo America https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?f...type=3&theater.

The man’s putting in the work, and business is booming.
Elvis Presley in Religion ·
Anyway, let's get back to the main point.

At BookExpo America:

Here’s Duspara hanging out with Martin https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?f...type=3&theater

Even though they don't see eye to eye on the big issues, as you can tell, that doesn't have to mean they're at each other's throats or being disrespectful.

And here is Duspara with Pintarić https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?f...type=3&theater
Elvis Presley in Religion ·
Charles Gonzalez19 said:You’re just obsessed with sex. And once again, you're being a total coward by dodging a direct, on-topic question.

So, are you actually backing the statements made by
Disney below? Or do you think they're twisted and evil?

🤦

Give me a break.

Look, everyone here could clearly see how you—and one other female member—have been targeting me lately. Just because I’ve been contributing to this thread by posting relevant links, you two have been throwing out these nasty comments that are nothing more than thinly veiled sexual fixations.

Honestly, nobody else on this forum has even thought to write such garbage about this topic—because, frankly, in any sane situation, a person wouldn't be able to see or conclude something like that.