Posts by quietwolf

Spot Perdita said:If we end up needing someone to play the accordion, I guess quietwolf would be a solid choice. He’s cheap enough that it wouldn't really matter what I'm playing anyway.🙂

Yeah, right. You couldn't play for shit!

silentridge8 said:Keith James812, I didn't realize there was a city named after you. 🙂

It’s not a city, it's an entire country. A sovereign one, at that!

Keith James812 said:DOLLARS!!! 😍 😍 😍

The flag and that "Keith James812 to Tokyo" sign? I guess just when you think things can't get any weirder, he finds a way to surprise you again. 😁 😁

Yeah, honestly, he might be even crazier than you are.

amateur said:But hey, there's a silver lining:

THE AMATEUR IS BACK!!!

I guess we should all just celebrate.

Robin Ramos2 said:Imagine some guy just pulls it out while wearing nothing but a bathrobe and lets it fly. And the girl is just like, "Fine, I'll call my dad. He’s working a shift at Home Depot tomorrow, maybe he could use your little helper." 😁

Look at this guy, acting like he's some expert because he's projecting all his weird life experiences onto everyone else. Just stop it already.

Paul Williams said:Seriously, someone needs to step up and take care of her so she stops posting this nonsense...

Or maybe this just proves the theory that right-wingers are all impotent?

Look, she made a vow back in the Midwest that she’s done getting screwed, and she’s sticking to it.
So how exactly are we supposed to satisfy her then?
Blowjob?
Does that count as breaking the vow!?

Keith James812 said:northernbison63, you know what they'd call you if you lived in San Diego? A "kus idiot." 😁

I guess I'm just curious, though... what's your nickname?

A good hookup is a reward for a woman, but losers like Perdita get punished by being totally ignored.

casualfalcon7 said:Wrong again. Your vet basically tried to breed a horse with a donkey while he was wasted. I guess he thought he was some genius fertility specialist, but maybe the delirium tremens kicked in and he forgot that mixing those two just results in a useless mess.

Well, using that kind of tech, you turned out to be a pretty decent jerk!

casualfalcon7 said:Wrong! I'm not prescribing anything. That's what your vet does. I prescribe long-sleeved shirts.

Man, I put you in that exact same spot ages ago!

casualfalcon7 said:Yeah, I’m prescribing sleeves to all my patients, including you.

Man, get real! Once you screw up, you're done!
What are you even talking about? Prescribing stuff? With that kind of intellect!?

casualfalcon7 said:It’s not, really. It’s more for a crazy shirt.

They clearly haven't lived it. I guess those long sleeves really suit you, though.

Gregory Myers4 said:I guess you have to aim for the middle 😎

And then just back and forth right through the center!
Not bad, I suppose. Not bad at all!

Gerald Bailey said:I guess you're quite the expert on this subject, huh.

Oh look, the genius finally decided to show up after being checked out for so long. I don't know how we ever managed without all that insight.

Roger Reed49 said:Hey Robert Fico, did you actually buy those damn peaches I sent you the link for?

Is that what you're using those things for?! You jerk!

Roger Reed49 said:And who exactly is our shining example of leadership, Robert Fico?

I can't speak for everyone else, but I guess you and that kid are doing just fine—probably because you were both buried in manure long enough to stop smelling.

Orange said:I guess you didn't get much discipline growing up, huh?

Actually, no. He was just coddled by his old man, which is probably why he’s so fearless. I mean, if you're always being babied, maybe you just stop fearing everything.

nataniel said:No, no, no—not interfaith. It’s INTERREGIONAL.

Whatever!

nataniel said:Family comes first. It’s all about intergenerational and cross-regional cooperation.

I guess we just shouldn't forget that family ties are usually driven by physical intimacy rather than religious common ground.