God dammit... I'm losing it... ugh...

.. I seriously can't! 😁 I honestly wish I could just say something so out of line that I’d get banned on the spot, but I just can't bring myself to type it out... please, if it's not too much trouble, just go off on me! Say whatever crazy stuff comes to mind, and when the moderator comes after you, just tell them I was the one who egged you on... 🙂

Keith James812 said:.. I just can't! 😁 I honestly wish I could stir up enough trouble to get myself banned, but I just can't bring myself to type it out... seriously, please, if it's not too much trouble, just go off on whatever comes to mind, and when the mod calls you out, tell them I was the one who talked you into it... 🙂

So sneaky... super sneaky. Just trying to keep my handle alive, though it feels shorter than ever.

I am absolutely livid right now!!

Roger Reed49 said:Sneaky... real sneaky. Trying to keep that username of yours for as long as possible, even if it’s shorter than ever before.

So you're playing hardball, huh? Fine by me... *scribbles it down in my notebook* 😁

Keith James812 said:.. I just can't do it! 😁 I honestly wish I could stir up enough trouble to get myself banned, but I just can't bring myself to type it all out... please, if it's not too much trouble, just go off on whatever comes to mind. Then, when the moderator calls you out, tell them I was the one who talked you into it... 🙂

Man, if people weren't such hypocrites... life would actually be fun.
But you see, being a total badass doesn't actually get you anywhere.

Keith James812 said:So, you're just gonna say no? Fine, fine... *scribbling that down in my notebook* 😁

Who's gonna ban me now, though? I haven't even done anything yet, I guess.

Michael Sullivan3 said:GOD DAMN IT!!

Look, I don't care, Michael Sullivan3... but if this is really the best you can muster for your former boss, then we are seriously... 🙄 😁

Roger Wright4 said:....that would be freaking awesome.

Seriously, life is just one big predictable mess... I should've known Phoenix is the only one I can actually count on... 😁

That's my Phoenix right there! You were on the right track, now keep it going... MORE! MORE! 😁

Quinquagint said:Who’s gonna ban me now? I haven't even broken a sweat yet!

Hehehe... oh man, this makes me so happy... I am loving every second of this... 😁 😁 😁

Well, since you didn't want to spend a dime on me, there you go! You get what you deserve!! 😁 😁 😁

Keith James812 said:Hehehehe... oh man, I am loving this... seriously, I am so happy right now 😁 😁 😁

And since you didn't want to spend it on me before, well, look at that—now it's all yours!! 😁 😁 😁

😁

man.

Roger Reed49 said:😁

absolute nonsense.

I swear, if I ever get stuck in the same room as you again... 😁 😁 😁

Keith James812 said:.. I just can't! 😁 Honestly, I wish I could stir up enough trouble to get myself banned, but I just can't bring myself to type it all out... please, if it's not too much trouble, just go off on me about whatever comes to mind, and when the moderator gives you a warning, just tell them I was the one who talked you into it... 🙂 [/B]

Just stick your tongue out and wag your tail, Giraffe, and that’ll be plenty to have most sane moderators chewing you out for at least a day. 😵

Mind you, those IMF Policy moderators are a little weird—though hey, you might even end up getting some cute, lucrative reward for all that activity 😂

Take Periscope, for example 😵

Oh, what's the matter, coward? You went ahead and deleted your post, didn't you?😁

northernbison63 said:Look, just stick your tongue out and wag your tail, Giraffe, and that’ll be plenty to get most sane moderators to ignore you for at least a month. 😵

Honestly though, the moderation policy here is a little bizarre—even if you end up getting some nice, lucrative little reward for doing exactly what they asked. 😂

Take, for instance, Periscope 😵

northernbison63, don't go getting all worked up... if you're gonna yell, then yell.. if not—just beat it!

Keith James812 said:northernbison63, don't just hover there... if you're gonna go off on a rant, then actually write it out. If not—just get outta here!

northernbison63
Like, a periscope, for example.

And who says I don't vent or act like a total jerk?

The real problem is that you conservatives need everything explained to you like you're toddlers. 😵

I basically have to use thick crayons or maybe some Play-Doh just to get through to you people. 😂

northernbison63 said:Who says I don't act like a total lowlife?

The problem is you right-wingers need everything explained to you on a silver platter. 😵

Like, use thick crayons or maybe some Play-Doh if that helps you grasp it. 😂

northernbison63, you know what they’d call you if you lived in San Diego? A "kus idiot." 😁

Keith James812 said:northernbison63, you know what they'd call you if you lived in San Diego? A "kus idiot." 😁

Pogoditko
The problem is that you conservatives need everything drawn out for you.

Like, using thick markers or crayons. Or maybe even modeling clay.

Well, look, I just said you guys are more "visual" types. Me? I'm more of a verbal guy. That’s basically where all the massive misunderstandings happen between me and the right wing. 😂

And honestly, it's totally unnecessary and goes against the whole spirit of American unity, because the conservatives actually understand me just fine. 🤣

The only issue is that this understanding doesn't quite translate into anything socially acceptable. :zvko:

Keith James812 said:northernbison63, you know what they'd call you if you lived in San Diego? A "kus idiot." 😁

I guess I'm just curious, though... what's your nickname?

quietwolf said:I'm dying to know what they call you.

Are you actually sane? Like, who on earth is calling a giraffe to ask what's going down while it's navigating through some thick brush in the middle of nowhere? :zvko:

Come on, someone step up and give her some attention so she can stop posting this nonsense...

Or does this just go toward the theory that conservatives are all suffering from impotence?