Posts by northernbison63

Inkvizitor2002 said:but honestly, I don't even care anymore.. [/B]

Ink Inka... look, it's not like I'm actually obsessed or anything... but tell me, do you always go on these massive rants whenever something starts getting under your skin? 😵

urbandriver20 said:I honestly have no clue what kind of name that buddy of Nazi Germany and Germany is using right now 😁

Man, and let me tell you, that pal Ojroherac had some seriously terrible digestion... I swear it feels like he was just taking a dump yesterday 😵

Only thing is, with him, it was more like an "explosive" personality type, if you catch my drift 😵

northernbison63 said:Look, urbandriver20, this is what a guy looks like when his stomach is totally wrecked—just wired, all agitated, constantly retching and gagging, you can't make heads or tails of him. But man, you see that gut? He could probably whip up some world-class BBQ with that kind of setup, you know what I mean?

Michael Adams2 said:>
you can't understand him because your perception is totally screwed🙄

Look, I'm no damn philosopher or whatever, so I don't exactly "perceive" things deeply enough to decode foreign languages... honestly, I know about five different languages, including German, and the only phrase I've ever bothered to learn is "Little piece of crap," and hey, thank God, nothing bad has happened to my life yet because of it.😵

if you've got a solid gut and good digestion, you're set... otherwise, how else are you supposed to swallow all that garbage..👋

See? That's the thing! When your digestion is trashed and your gut is acting up, all you can think about is crap. Me? Never. It just happens on its own, naturally. You see what superior peristalsis can do for you!! 👋 👋>

Michael Adams2 said:You’re a total coward and a liar. Period. Why? Because you slapped me with a ban based on some blatant lie about me being a thread-jumper on page ten.

And honestly, I don't give a damn about you or your little moderation empire... you get me?

If you were actually a decent human being—which we both know you aren't—you'd just own up to your mistake instead of hiding behind those fake-ass digital powers. Man, I spent four years in a war zone; you really think I'm shaking in my boots over you and your bans? Get a grip, man. [/B]

See, this is what happens when someone in Washington, D.C. gets a bad case of food poisoning. Just completely frazzled, all wound up, stumbling over their words, spitting and sweating... you can barely make sense of them, but you can tell they're totally out of it. It's like watching a total train wreck happen in real time, you see what I mean? 😵

Washington said:And you wouldn't be any better than me anyway 😁 [/B]

So I’m sitting here staring at the ceiling at midnight, thinking, "Hey, while I'm polishing off this bacon and some leftover chili," maybe I should go find someone drunk just to mess with 'em 😵

You know how they say laughter is the best medicine? Well, works for digestion too, I guess 😍

urbandriver20 said:I pop in here every few months and immediately run face-first into these relics from some bygone era 😁
Everyone knows my golden age on Reddit was back during the vampire days and those last few degenerates 😁 [/B]

Ugh, man, I totally get where you're coming from, but what am I even supposed to do about it here? 😵

Hey urbandriver20, give me a break,

Seriously, where on earth did you get a name like that!! 👋

And anyway, where have you been hiding? I finally manage to catch a glimpse of you once every two weeks, and then suddenly I run right into that lunatic urbandriver20 at half past midnight 😵

Gerald Bailey said:Man, listen, in paintball, it’s always the idiots who take the most hits.

Trust me, I know, that's exactly why I don't play it. 😵

BTW, what about April 10th? No point working through your steak and filet mignon Bozic. 😁 😁 😁 [/B]

Hell no, I'm not working, for crying out loud. 😵

quietwolf said:And here comes Dr. Blenton, popping up just because the sun decided to show its face for once. Everyone's crawling out of the woodwork to soak up some rays.

hehe, honestly, you two should just merge into one person on April 10th and go out armed with paintball guns. Then you could just sit back in a boat with a cold beer and enjoy the show. 😵

To all the Nationalists out there and everyone who feels the same way!

And hey, don't lose track of the calendar—May 9th is coming up in just a month! 👋

God, these long nights are absolutely brutal. I feel like I’m losing my mind here. And tomorrow? Tomorrow is going to be just as much of a nightmare. Come on, Unknown, give me the scoop—tell me exactly whose dear old mother got blessed with a new grandkid tonight thanks to some enemy of America, and how many times they pulled it off. 👍 👍 👍

driftingdriver4 said:😁

Did they actually hold hands while they were running away?

Hand-holding is fine, but I’m more worried about their tails being caught 🤣 😂 🤣

trešnja said:at least we actually have a country...

Boise 🙂 New York

America 🙂 a random suburb

Boise 🙂 Israel 🙂 USA 🙂 China 🙂 Japan 🙂 Chile 🙂 🤣

dustypilot22 said:It’s pretty pathetic trying to defend something when you know deep down you don't even have the facts to back it up.

Easy for you to say. 😁 😁 😁 😁 [/B]

And hey, don't start dragging Israel into this too. It's really not as bad as everyone makes it out to be 🤣

Brian Moore67 said:Yeah... they basically just prefer talking out of their asses and acting tough. I always had this image in my head that a true hardliner would be sharp, you know? Like a razor blade. But turns out, if you ask them one simple, straightforward question, you can't even get a halfway decent answer, let alone something direct. God, everything is going to hell. [/B]

Man, you really are slow on the uptake... time's already passed you by. 🤣

Jack said:Screw you, man.

But honestly? I know nobody else can handle this.

Jack, seriously, take some advice from me. Just go get some sleep and relax for once. You don't need to be standing on the front lines defending America every single night.

You know how it goes... when you spend all night guarding the border, things start getting weird.👍

dustypilot22 said:Fair enough.

Anyway, Jack, I've been thinking about picking up a small herd—maybe four goats or something... but you know how it goes, I'm already stressing out about the whole thing. Think you could actually help me out with this, huh?

I can always loop in Morris and Vuce, I'm not one to hold a grudge. 👍

Man, dustypilot22 has been out there battling the enemies of America for like, 15 years now.

Twice a day, with a heavy right hand 👍

Chloe Palmer2 said:Look, it’s the truth. It was pretty easy enough to just show up with three witnesses who’d swear you were in the Partisans, and Boračka was right there too.

And honestly? Even after 45 years of dealing with this absolute garbage regarding legal proceedings, the USSR ended up having a much smaller percentage of combatants compared to what America had after the American Civil War.

Supposedly, out of 4.3 million American citizens, they had 500,000 fighters.
Out of 25 million people in the USSR, after all those fake testimonies, there were only about a million fighters total.

😵

LjutiBronxBomber said:😵

Come on, Bronxy, you're my last remaining hope—my final shot at finding someone left on this planet who hasn't bowed down to those pathetic little revolutionaries.

And now look at you. Just proving me right. You really are one of them. The very last one! 🙂

PS: Since you’ve officially become the last of your kind, why don't you just go donate yourself to the MoMA? In 200 years, you might actually be worth something as a museum piece. 👍