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Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
urbanhawk17 said:I spent maybe three or four days actually believing that command center. Now, I can't even remember what made me snap out of it.

I feel pretty stupid for giving them even those few days of my time.

Oh, and yeah, saw Lidija Bačić today. God, she is incredible. Just stunning.

He probably saw her last year hanging out with Ćiro Naj and thought that was enough. 🤣

She’s easily the hottest star in the industry. Her dad is probably some hardcore guy, too.
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Stožer: We’re looking into bringing back some stricter measures for Brač over the next few days

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Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Great, so I’m fully expecting a massive surge of cases once we hit next week here in the States.

Once the crew gets back home to the US, they'll probably go pay their neighbors a little visit.☕
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
The system isn't the problem here—it's the virus.
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
urbanhawk17 said:https://twitter.com/BilobrkPetar/sta...031290882?s=19

🙏🤣

What's the point of giving people a few hours' notice before you lock them down?

Just another pat on the back for the command center.

That’s exactly the problem with these lightning-fast decisions. They announce a quarantine, but they don't actually stop anyone from leaving first. So now you’ve got potential carriers spreading the virus everywhere.
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
I'll be damned if a steam pipe doesn't burst at least five or six times a year on average in New York City🤦
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
restlesssurfer97 said:Since we're already talking about them, Vietnam is honestly going to see some massive economic gains here, because the way things are trending, manufacturing is definitely shifting away from China, with some of it moving closer to Europe and the USA and the rest spreading out to other Asian countries, where Vietnam is pretty much a top-tier favorite right now.

I saw the exact same thing happening. Just a few weeks ago, the Japanese started talking about bringing a huge chunk of production, especially all those high-tech gadgets, back home to Japan from China.

The world is finally waking up to the fact that it was a massive mistake to cram almost all global production into a single country.
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
That guy has a seriously punchable face.

The ultimate quiz show.

Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
So, if I were going for a wig, what kind of look would you guys recommend?

Should I go with Dusko Lokin, Saban Saulic, or maybe someone else? I am totally open to constructive suggestions.
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
I still remember all that massive hype surrounding Miocic back when he was a regular on those big TV shows. Honestly, though, he was just too slow to ever handle the "fastest finger" part of the game. It got pretty awkward later on, listening to Tarik constantly bullying contestants who actually had the speed to compete, only for him to act disappointed when Mirkec couldn't make it onto the show.

In the end, I think they only let him through because the audience was breathing down their necks. He ended up looking like a total joke, walking away with a measly $32,000. I also heard rumors that he was cleaning up huge amounts of money playing Joker Call—if I recall correctly, I saw somewhere that he banked $100,000, which is probably why they eventually banned him from being a Joker.
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Matthew Young35 said:Doesn't matter who she sees. Most stylists are probably gay anyway.

Alright then, does that mean all the guys working the checkout counters are gay too?
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Matthew Young35 said:Plenty of American musicians are going to be in tears once their wives figure out how the stylist got their number.

And what if the wife gives her number to the barber?
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
restlesssurfer97 said:Man, I really am starting to realize just how much I dig Sportivo's taste in barbers.

It's a modern world, JB.
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
restlesssurfer97 said:Branko isn't even married. He’s just out here living his best life with a cat. Honestly, you should probably just take a page out of Branko's book.

My bad, I thought you were replying to Sportivo. Total brain fart on my part.
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Matthew Young35 said:Try scrubbing your scalp with some Clorox and shining a high-powered flashlight on it. That’s what the top experts recommend.

Honestly, I don't even care. Right now, my hair situation is basically 2002 Jason Statham—just waiting to shave it all off down to the skin.

restlesssurfer97 said:If you were some kind of player like Branko, you’d be busy hooking up with a hairstylist in a private salon image

Show some Respect. The man is married. What kind of person do you think he is?
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Be happy while you still have a reason to be. In my house, we're using less shampoo and way more bar soap lately.

My hairline is receding fast, JB. It’s already halfway up my head.
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Matthew Young35 said:There's one little thing waiting for you.

Anyway, did you finally score that hairdresser's number?
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Matthew Young35 said:The Mandalorian is top-tier.
As for the movies? They’re complete trash.

Honestly, Rogue One is actually pretty decent.
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Matthew Young35 said:So, where did that old line go—"she was old anyway, she would have died soon regardless"?

Look... you're missing the point about how this works on an individual level.

I don't get why you're tripping over me saying that for someone born back in 1920, basically anything could be a life-ending event🤷.

Seriously, explain this to me: take a guy born in 1920 who’s already dealing with a bunch of heavy diagnoses—like diabetes, high blood pressure, heart issues, or whatever else most people from that era struggle with—how is COVID really the cause of death for him?

In that scenario, COVID is pretty much just like a regular flu, it just gives an already weakened body that final little nudge.
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Now, every single healthcare failure is just going to be blamed on COVID-19.

COVID-19 is going to be the ultimate excuse for everything in the coming years. We're talking everything from healthcare issues to economic crashes. It’s basically going to replace that classic line, "It's not our fault, it's the fault of the previous administration."