Posts by Jonathan Ross6

The top 3 radishes 😍:
1. pink
2. red
3. orange

miss l on the road said:* I'm not a fan of that phrase. Is there another way to say it?

Spot on.

pule :) said:One of my more ridiculous fantasies is just dramatically snapping a CD in half. I have no idea why I haven't actually done it yet... I have plenty of old discs at home I’d love to demolish, but I always end up feeling bad about it. And sure, I could just buy a blank one, but that doesn't hit the same way. 🙂

That's how I deal with the ones I burn incorrectly. 😬

Karen Doyle2 said:😁 I have quite a few of them myself, and I honestly can't wrap my head around what kind of force could cause that kind of damage. There is no way I would ever do that intentionally. I'm blaming my younger sister. 🙂 What’s truly wild is that even a few of them still play perfectly fine—you just have to skip over the scratched part.. 😵

I know you can do that with a key, but just spontaneously?? Like, they're sitting there on the table and just destroy themselves?? 🤔
Yeah, definitely the younger sister! 😈

Dead Carrot said:I’ve got one of those at my place too.😁

I have several. I still can't wrap my head around how it even happens.😬

The most underwhelming thing today:
1. A scratched CD.

The absolute highlight of my day:
1. The CD is scratched so badly a square inch of that silver coating actually flaked off, leaving a transparent hole. Just wonderful. 😍

No way.

My top 5 packing fails every single time:

1. Contact lens case
2. Lens solution
3. Toothbrush
4. One lone sock from a pair
5. Pajamas.

Pretty sure I’ve actually managed to pack everything this time. 🤔

Gregory Walker15 said:I had some wine at a friend's birthday party. It was decent. $13Absolutely stunning. 😍

This isn't how things work.

Laura Gonzalez44 said:Pictionary is the ultimate board game!

We could never actually grasp the rules. 😳

Boggle is superior. You get to make up your own words. 😬

Going to religion class gave me actual mental scarring because our teacher would tank our grades if we didn't show up to church on Sundays.
But honestly, once I stopped going, those coffee dates became way more enjoyable. 😬

The absolute worst bands of the year:

1. Cota Gnešto 🤮
2. Some generic EKV tribute act
3. Ritam
4. Drugi Svijet
5. Overdose

😬

Bob Dylan exists solely so I can be tortured by a mediocre band for an extra twenty minutes. Even though I tell her every single time, "Hey, they probably won't even play an encore," 😬
it never changes. 😢

dmj said:🤣 🙂
There’s an asylum on Mackinac Island—specifically over in Key West. Back home in Maui, if you want to call someone crazy, you say they’ll "end up on Mackinac Island." 😘

And judging by the post above, that isn't just a local thing in Maui; people all over the coast say it.

We send them to coal country instead. 🙂

I don't see any difference. 🤔

Vanilla donuts win, jam croissants are better, cheese strudels are superior, and cherry puff pastry is the way to go. 😬

Gregory Walker15 said:I'd give anything for some black-and-white shots like these:



But they're nowhere to be found. 😢

Same here. Sadly.

Nicholas Perez33 said:So, I guess that makes me a sea lover. Actually, no, it doesn't. 😈

That’s exactly what you think. 😉

hollowangler68 said:Well... I was swimming without floaties by age three. I’ve spent ten times more time in the ocean over my twenty-five years than your average Midwesterner does in their entire life, and up until I was six, I spent half the year out on the water.

Real ocean lovers don't just swim in the sea constantly. True enthusiasts hit the water maybe four times a year at most. You landlubbers are just exploiting the ocean with your excessive splashing. 😛

Madonna Laura Gonzalez44 said:No, that was aimed at those people from Florida who get offended the second you point out that the ocean is made of water. 😈

They have every right to be offended.
I’ve never understood why anyone feels the need to call the ocean just "water." 🙄