Posts by Jonathan Ross6

Simply mediocre.

1. First off, let me be clear: I don't bother categorizing people into "metalheads" and everyone else.There are thousands of different types of people out there. This blog exists to discuss metal, its impact, its enemies, and everyone who thinks we’re just freaks... so, here we are. There are metalheads, and then there’s everyone else. .......

As for "truthfulness," nobody can ever be 100% honest. Period. But anyone can certainly make an effort to be at least halfway there.

I honestly have no clue who invented these damn preppies. They've always rubbed me the wrong way.
This is getting ridiculous. I walk into a dealership in Dallas to pick up my new ride from Borgir, only to have some poser pull in right behind me.
"Hey man... I went out to pick up a shirt from..."
Maiden, anything happening? Take a look over there and see for yourself...
She’s incredible. Who cares if she isn't Black? As long as she delivers.
It says Maiden on it...

It’s a total sanctuary.Selling that kind of stuff should be banned for everyone except...
Metalheads.Seriously, this has officially crossed the line. Enough is enough!

Most veteran metalheads write off the younger crowd as nothing but posers. There are always a few exceptions, though.
I honestly think the biggest motivator is just seeing how people dress... for example.New marbles that were tied incorrectly.It’s really just a matter of time. If someone actually wants to become a true metalhead, they won't get there overnight. It's a process that takes years.A proper dress code will eventually develop. It’s just what defines our way of life.

And the greatest of all time:

Look at what this waterfront has turned into. It’s become a mess where metalheads, preppies, and posers all crowd the same metal railings while the actual real ones couldn't care less. Kudos to Šango, Dustin, Mouse, and the rest of the crew for standing against the posers, but I honestly think we need to take some action. I'm not talking about getting physical or starting shouting matches—I mean... It's time to draw a line in the sand. Metalheads on one side, everyone else on the other. And everyone’s just living happily ever after.Black and white don't belong together. You just end up with gray.-Varg Vikernes (Burzum).

God, my head is killing me.

Bad Seed said:A sweet little secret... man, it took me a few seconds to remember what that even was. 😬I haven't heard of that for approximately 786,743,627,926,927,895,487,029,4 years.

Gross. Those are the worst candies ever. 🤮
They call it a "sweet secret" because you don't realize that once you get past the hard outer shell, you're stuck with some slimy, disgusting sludge.

My top 5 favorite sweets:
1. Bubblegum that actually lets you blow big bubbles—they don't make them like that anymore.
2. Round gumballs.
3. Animal crackers.
4. Those things you put on your tongue that pop, turn into gum, and then you eventually just eat.
5. Whatever my mom used to make out of coconut and other stuff; it was delicious. There was chocolate involved too.
6. PEZ.
7. Round lollipops.
8. Flat lollipops.
9. That red-and-white candy cane stick that nobody actually knows how to eat politely.
10. Hershey's chocolate.

Forget chocolate. 🙂

Carol Jackson45 said:My top 10 childhood gums, in reverse order:

1. Those little round ones in the plastic packs—you’d get about 10 or 15 per pack, and they’d lose all flavor within two minutes.

😍 They were the absolute best.

But seriously... does anyone know if there's anything on the American market specifically meant for blowing massive bubbles? Like, you want to blow one giant bubble and then three more inside it. Does actual bubble gum exist?
Hubba Bubba was great when I was a kid, but now they've shrunk them down to half the size. You can shove six pieces in your mouth and it still won't give you those perfect bubbles. 😢

Carol Jackson45 said:My top 5 most regretted fashion choices:

👏 👏 👏

1. Those beat-up black Converse where the right one was completely shredded from the toes down to the heel. I keep them hidden at the bottom of my closet because if my mom saw them, she’d toss them immediately.
2. Those hideous black boots with silver accents 😍 from the mall. I spent weeks obsessing over them because some girl in fourth grade who I thought was the coolest person ever 😍 actually owned a pair. When my parents finally bought them for me, we got into a fight, and they were confiscated as punishment. I wore them twice. 🙂
3. A blue and white nautical striped shirt. Outgrown.
4. My absolute favorite jeans—several different pairs. Outgrown.
Yeah.

vividcanyon2 said:I can't stand Toblerone, but my sister lives for it. She always manages to score the biggest box imaginable at home.😁

Is that the one that's like three feet long? 😲 I'm in.

lonebison37 said:But seriously... Toblerone? I’d personally hunt down whoever thought it was a good idea to stuff that almond nougat inside, just so I could settle the score.
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Personally, I love it. You finish the chocolate and you still have that lingering flavor left to snack on.😁

idioteque said:You're evil. 🙂

Exactly. It’s your fault. I thought things would actually get interesting when that happened... we really should have gone somewhere else to grab a drink.

no idea said:I agree. I was having a great time at 🙂

Be quiet. Those antibiotics clearly messed with your head.

The Switcher Band was pretty garbage back when they were playing at the local club, so we just headed straight for Taco Bell instead. Haha.

Top 3 perks of winter:
1. Seeing your breath in the air.
2. When the wind really picks up, you get those massive gusts that are actually fun.
3. Puddles freezing over so you can slide around on them. 😍

Top 3 downsides of winter:
1. It snows for maybe five minutes and then stops.
2. The waterfront gets absolutely freezing.
3. Your feet freeze solid. 😢

Yo momma... said:

😍 this beats a trip to Vegas! 😍

no idea said:He isn't disgusting, but he's certainly not winning any beauty pageants either.😁

😢

You just never listen to me!
He’s gross; he actually bit me when I was a kid.

boldscout72 said:If you listen to NOFX, shut up. 😉

I don't.

I grew up. 🤣

I find it absolutely repulsive. 🙂

The most infuriating habits of my family members:

1. They hog the bandwidth playing Solitaire whenever I actually need to get online.

lonebison37 said:My top 4 grievances when using public or shared computers:
1. grouping similar taskbar buttons🙂

Ouch. 😠
I fix that immediately. 😬

Muuki was absolutely disgusting. 😬

Anyway. Pancakes:
1. Nutella
2. Baked cheese
3. Walnuts and Nutella

gentlepuma20 said:1. Twilight on the bridge
🙂

Oh, please. If you actually care about sunsets, you'll head to the far end of the pier where the cruise ships dock—the very last slip in the harbor.😬 That's the spot.

My top 3 favorite spots in Los Angeles:

1. Looking at the sunrise from the upper side of the bridge over the harbor—absolutely stunning.
2. Standing by the lower pier near the bridge in the middle of the night.
3. The peak of that hill in Central Park when there isn't a single cloud in the sky.

😍

Check out these images 😍:

1. Animal Kingdom
2. Barbie
3. Barbie's second album

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Pokemon cards 😍

A quick rundown of some of the absolute dimmest creatures out there:

1. dolphins
2. horses
3. butterflies
4. whales
5. dogs
6. ponies
7. cows