Posts by Jonathan Ross6

Top 5 spreads for toast:

1. Peanut butter
2. Nutella—or whatever that purple brand is with the weird little drawing on it. It’s got that white and brown swirl inside.
3. Margarine and sugar.
4. Margarine mixed with some multi-fruit jam. You just smash them together with a knife until they become one glorious mess.
5. Margarine and honey. Exactly the same deal as the jam.

Samuel Murphy6 said:It always used to be parked at one of those generic gas stations.
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Yeah, well. Yellow. Typhoon. 🙂

oh boy.

The top 2 restaurants between Knoxville and Indianapolis:

1. Borje
2. Macola

The top 2 dumbest places for a bus to pull over:

1. On the interstate, right where everything turns yellow and there’s some name involving lamb.
2. Same thing, just on the other side of the road.

Gregory Walker15 said:@ Laura Gonzalez44, I'm not entirely sure, but I mean just any standard bottled yogurt; they're all basically identical anyway.😁

Actually, you're wrong. Bioactive isn't the same. It's... 😈.

Sandra Chase16 said:panna cotta with fruit🙏 Lin:

Since when did panna cotta become a fruit?😁

Gregory Walker15 said:5. probiotics

😠 Are you talking about the ones in the little bottles? 😠
Those things are a total disaster—it’s like they pumped them full of sugar or some other disgusting additive.
The probiotic yogurt in the cups is actually decent, though.😬 That's the way to go. The bottled stuff is just a scam.

I swear my accent is acting up today. Or maybe I'm just imagining it.

My top 5 fruit yogurts:

1. Peach and apricot
2. Banana
3. Pear and apple
4. Orange
5. Kiwi would be perfect if it actually existed. I could swear I’ve had it before.

Sandra Chase16 said:Well—it’s better than any of those wild berry flavors (dairy with wild berries is easily my least favorite thing), but still worse than the other options
in a bottle

Wild berry is the absolute worst.
I actually enjoy dairy products if they're peach, apricot, or banana flavored.
I'm a fan of vanilla too, so this sounds pretty interesting.

Sandra Chase16 said:4. vanilla-flavored pop culture

Is that even good?
Are we talking premium bottled stuff or just some cheap carton milk? 😬

Let me compile a real list here.

My top five accomplishments this morning instead of studying American history:
1. Sleeping.
2. Eating a fruit salad made of apricots, bananas, pineapple, and dates.
3. Lounging on the sofa.
4. Scrolling through the internet.
5. Sitting in an armchair.

😬

Tuesday and Wednesday were total write-offs. We’ll see when the actual results finally roll in. The rest of the week was perfectly fine.

Here’s my take 😬:



The sound is working. It goes o o o.

Raymond Barrett12 said:The top 1 most thrilling events in the Principality this evening, according to the KJS report🙂:

1. Some kids set fire to two paper recycling bins on adjacent streets, prompting the fire department to show up and douse the flames.

☕

😠
I hate it. I have one of those bins right across the street from my window, and they get torched constantly. It’s one of those plastic ones, too. The whole thing just melts. 🤣 You'd think they'd learn and switch to metal. 😁

Gregory Walker15 said:My top 5 concert venues:

1. The Palace
2. The Reservoir
3. The Captain's Hall
4. The Citadel
5. Times Square

☕

stormywolf39 The user said:Hey, you actually nailed Škafet. 👋

Well... I hit the nail right on the head. 😬
That much is certain. 🙂

stormywolf39 said:Here are the first 10 weird ones I could think of:

schkovacera
barufa
pikabit
zvegaćeno
scenza
stelika
krpatur
skabelin
skamblica
zelud

anyone want to try decoding this? 😁

schkovacera - like when you're sweeping and it's like a little shovel.
stelika - is that like a light fixture? if it is.
skabelin - nightstand.
zelud - STOMACH!

not sure about the rest.

Sandra Chase16 said:The absolute cutest souvenir I spotted at Target today:
1. A little tile featuring palm trees, the ocean, and some Polynesian boat where tiny black heads are poking out, and it just says USA.

Hold on, hold on! I’ve got a better one.

A cowboy riding a surfboard inside a seashell! 😍

...

It never made sense to me. Even after spending days trying to figure it out. 🤔

Drew Adams58 said:I've definitely done stupider things.

Once, I woke up, turned toward the wall, and slammed my head into it with everything I had.

That's basically my daily routine. 😳

Here is the absolute best thing someone just told me:

1. A massive headache in the works.

Now I need to come up with a plan.

It’s stunning. 😍