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Shumar and the handyman say:
Come on, seriously, where's your sense of humor?
🙂 😉

What about yours? 🤣

Ryan Wilson2 said:Look, I wasn't even talking about getting married 😁

Not everyone is a total lightweight, so don't assume my wife can't outdrink me any time she wants. 😁

Seriously though, what happened to service? Places like Applebee's are handing out freebies before they even know your name instead of actually making sure the food is cooked. Then they act all surprised when people lose their minds two days later. 🤣 🙂

Ryan Wilson2 said:To be totally honest, there’s one more thing where looks don't really matter to me: if she actually has a sense of humor and can hold her own over a few beers.😁

Hmm, well, if you swapped out the beer for being a good cook, I’d probably be on board with that too.🤣

Man, girls these days... they seem to think they can win men over just by hitting the gym and posting thirst traps.🙂 😁

masterblaster said:Oh, come on. That’s not what I meant. 😳
I was just saying he actually knows what I look like, while you guys are all just guessing.
Maybe there's a reason I don't post photos? 😬

Don't be so hard on yourself—we're spiritual people here, we only care about inner beauty anyway. 😳 🙂

Hmm, well, except for Bobby... but he's such a rebel, he doesn't need to pretend. 😁 🤣

masterblaster said:I gave you the actual number.
That's awesome.

Come on, seriously, where’s your sense of humor?
🙂 😉

Bacon said:She's a total knockout, so what? Are we all supposed to be acting jealous or something? 🥳

Oh, come on. That’s not what I meant at all. 😳
I just meant he actually knows what I look like, while you guys are all just sitting here guessing.
Maybe there's a reason why I'm not posting a photo, right? 😬

masterblaster said:Look, you fake spiritual types, Chestnut is actually the only one on this thread who knows me in real life. 🙂

She’s a total knockout, so what? Are we supposed to be jealous or something? 🥳

coastalorca3 said:That’s an interesting tangent. How can you tell if her second chakra is balanced, and what does that actually look like?
..

She just takes my word for it.
It means I'm giving advice specifically tailored for the US or Lebanon.
Most spiritual gurus out there are total frauds anyway; coastalorca3 is the only one in this thread who actually knows me in real life. 🙂

Quincy:

Shumar and Master Alabaster say: ... That's why I'm sticking with Master Alabaster. She even went as far as giving me a contact number (though maybe she just got it from some old lady at the grocery store and was messing with me). Her other chakra is perfectly balanced—honestly, that’s all I care about for the short term... 🙂

I gave you the real number. 😛
Beautiful. 😢

coastalorca3 said:Do you ever feel that deep connection or love for other people? What does that actually feel like? And what triggers it?

I definitely experience that feeling quite often—that sense of affection for those around me.

It’s a strange sensation, honestly. Sometimes it just hits me out of nowhere, and I feel this overwhelming urge to just give my boss a huge hug. Even when I'm at work and she’s driving me absolutely crazy, that feeling still pops up.

As for what causes it, it’s usually some tiny, insignificant little thing that happens at just the right moment, something that really touches your heart.

There can be so many different things that trigger that emotion.

Or sometimes, it’s just the simple pleasure of being surrounded by my people. I wouldn't necessarily call it "love" in every single instance, but more of a deep sense of comfort and joy just being near them.

coastalorca3 said:On topic: If Björk claims "all is full of love," then why are nations still at war?

Honestly, you'd have to ask Björk herself.
😁
I can't really give you an answer to that first question that would actually satisfy you...

A quiet sense of letting go
To the rush of day
When The Heat of The Rolling World Can be turned away

An enchanted moment
And it sees me through
It's enough for this restless warrior
Just to be with you

Can You Feel the Love Tonight
This is where we stand
It's enough for a wide-eyed wanderer
Can You Feel the Love Tonight

Can You Feel the Love Tonight
How it's settled down
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
Believe the very best

Everyone has their moment
If they just realize
That the twisting kaleidoscope
Moves us all in turn

There's a logic and a rhythm
To the wild outdoors
When the heart of this starcrossed voyager
Beats in sync with yours

Can You Feel the Love Tonight
This is where we find ourselves
It's enough for a wide-eyed wanderer
Can You Feel the Love Tonight

Can You Feel the Love Tonight
How it's finally at peace?
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
Believe the very best
Can You Feel the Love Tonight
Believe the very best.

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Karen Sanchez19 said:Hey Shumar (even your name screams "forest dweller"), first you were stripping down for Dorothy, now you're chasing after Blaster. You really are a professional gigolo.

Just a gigolo
everywhere I go
people know the part
I'm playing

Paid for every dance
selling each romance
Oh what they're saying

😁

Dorothy is my secret heartache and my undoing. She’s exactly the kind of woman you admire from afar because you know you don't have the guts to actually talk to her. She can destroy you with just one sidelong glance. Plus, she’s totally enlightened—she reads your energy just by moving her left hand. Honestly, who could even handle someone like that?
😲

Enchantress is the kind of woman I call a "sister-wife." Part of me wants to marry her on the spot, but then you get this weird feeling like you're hanging out with your own sibling. It gets under your skin until you feel like you're practically related to her...
😉

That's why I stick with Master Alabaster. She actually went as far as giving me her number (though maybe she just got it from some old lady and was messing with me). Her chakras are perfectly balanced—and frankly, that's all I care about in the short term...
🙂

Dragonfly said:Look, everything has its perks. Personally, I think the best part about reaching enlightenment is how much easier it is to enjoy some cozy, fuzzy skin contact!

Now that is what I call true Ljubaf...
😁 🙂 😍

Karen Sanchez19 said:I know you’ve got a whole forest growing back there.

Oh, so now you think I'm flirting with the Master-Alabaster craftswoman? Every little bit of attention helps, but you're being ridiculous. Since when did you ever see my ass? Honestly, you can barely tell where your head ends and your butt begins!
😲 👎

Shumar and the master say:
Love is the cosmic glue that holds the entire universe together...

...and the butt to the forest, and vice versa!
🙂

Paul Campbell3 said:You don't even know which way you're heading, do you? Are you lost in the woods or just completely clueless!

👍 😁 😉 😘

Love is the cosmic glue that holds everything together...
🙏

Nice work, Paul Campbell3...
🙂

blueranger12 said:Naked people are just a pile of meat; once you put clothes on, suddenly everyone has an opinion and a stance on everything.

Being naked makes you a poet or an artist—
kind of like Tom Hanks...
🙏
The Naked Man—Dressed in Absolut.
😲
A clothed man is someone who hides in the shade because he can't handle the heat, so he has to wrap himself up in layers. His skin can't even breathe under all that weight, and let's be honest, things start getting pretty unhygienic under there...

Everyone just strip down! Paul Campbell3, I need your help!
🙂 🙂 🙂

blueranger12 said:Look, I don't know this crowd all that well, but Karen Sanchez19 was basically trying to say that opinions are just emotions wearing a fancy suit made of meanings and objects, or something along those lines. 🤔

But the clothes aren't "just" there, man—the clothes actually create the emotion. 😎

I think you totally missed his point. To really get what Karen Sanchez19 is writing, you've gotta lean way more into your intuition. 😂