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Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Yeah, absolutely top-tier. Honestly, those guys in Mexico have some solid programming.
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRtN...rngYPXFoMJhHk4

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Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
The system is screwing you over, yet here you are, smiling and begging for more 😍
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
They’re seriously screwing us over with these measures. There isn't even a massive outbreak happening in the general population; every single "new case" is just someone who was already isolated because they ran into someone infected, and now the virus is trickling into nursing homes. But whatever, I guess the rest of us just keep playing along with this nonsense indefinitely. No relaxation in sight. 🙏

At this rate, everyone in those care facilities is going to catch it, and then what? We'll finally be done and allowed outside? Who actually knows.
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Does that look suspicious to you... like some kind of command center? ☕
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Our politicians just love to poke fun at Eastern Europe. Like, "Oh, they're richer than us," or "They're more advanced," or "They're way smarter." Give me a break.
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Look at those numbers 🤣 there are 6 billion people on this planet, and we're sitting here with how many, like, a million infected? 🤣

man, damn... it would be a total disaster if some actual lethal plague hit us next..
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Handing out apartments to athletes and artists is just pure 🤮

What’s actually wild is how people always pick one side to blame, when in reality, both sides have been handing stuff out left and right. In Miami, it seems like every single singer lives in a city-owned apartment. Apparently, they can't make enough bank from their gigs, so they need a little nudge.
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Honestly, I’m just hoping the folks in NYC show their massive hearts and find a spot for these amazing people. And once they're settled? We should definitely help them fix up their place—they've more than earned it.

There are plenty of faces out there today, but honestly, you can barely find a decent soul. 😢
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Look, it’s pretty obvious. Everyone is just sitting around waiting to see what Germany and Austria decide to do. Once they crack those borders open, we’re opening ours too—it’s as simple as that. There isn’t really any deep strategic thinking going on over there; you can't really outsmart the Germans when it comes to this stuff.
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
It looks like, shockingly, the virus is hitting the elderly population and those living in nursing homes the hardest—unless you count the outliers—basically just waiting for the end.

Man, this is front-page news material right here. Unbelievable.
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Anthony Jackson2 said:The WHO is claiming we won't see anything from vaccines for at least another 12 months... if that's true, then all these lockdowns have been a total waste of time.

To be fair, the WHO hasn't really maintained any credibility with their constant "expertise" since this epidemic started—hard to take them seriously on just about anything anymore.

The WHO is being run by a communist who doesn't know anything besides how to suck up to China?

LOL.

Just shut down the quarantine and pack it in.
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
restlesssurfer97 said:He’s honestly acting like a total toddler after that outburst, just moping around like he lost his favorite toy. 🤣

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Honestly, let's just rename him Tina. A little tribute to the artist who's clearly bleeding for his craft here.
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Man, I’d love to see them try testing anything when they’re all convinced those 5G towers are out there spreading the Coronavirus.
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Noah Perez2 said:Damn, what an absolute fortress you've built here. Respect. 🙏 🙏

Is it actually worth my time to slog through 50 pages of backlog? 🍿

It’s giving me major World War I vibes—sides switching three times already, just hero after hero clashing.
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Looks like everyone’s obsessed with whining about 5G networks again. What a joke.

We love to sit here and mock Americans for being clueless, but honestly? Europeans aren't trailing behind by much.
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
restlesssurfer97 said:My bad, I just read somewhere in the meantime that she actually wanted to spend Easter with family, so I’ve totally changed my mind. I spoke too soon.

Momo, who’s got six years of grey hair on him, and Žučko, who’s three, had to spend Easter morning without their mama 😢.
Just thinking about those two cats sitting alone in an apartment—and I don't mean some safe place, but more like that Brankov apartment where they could just wander right out the window onto the street—it honestly breaks my heart.

She didn't want to go to church. 😢

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Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Paul Martinez73 said:She could have done it without any cameras watching, but here we are just spinning our wheels... ☕

Anyway, let's pivot to something new for a second ☕
So, some woman goes out in leggings, gets on her bike, and now there's an actual legal case against cops just because they made a comment about her backside. Honestly, how much further can this go? You can't even make a comment about someone's ass anymore 🤦 Sexist remarks 🙏

https://www.buzzfeed.com/article/example-link-id-2174444

If it had been a guy with abs riding by naked, the headlines would be "Cute policewomen comment on fit cyclist at Central Park"

The music choice is definitely slower, maybe they should face a lawsuit for that too

How did this even get published? It's ridiculous. I guarantee if any of our private chats or group texts leaked, everyone would be losing their minds over it. 😁

Who even leaked this?
Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021) in Soccer ·
Some guy on a forum claimed there was a massive spike in deaths during the first three months of the last three years just to mess with Italians, but hey, we’ll probably take his word for it—even though it’s super easy to fact-check if you actually bother 😁

The death counts are basically the same, somewhere around 100 and some change thousand, so there isn't really any huge jump or anything 😁