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What are we even surprised by anymore? in Off-topic ·
.. so, did you have a good time? 😬
What are we even surprised by anymore? in Off-topic ·
briskbison55 said:Give me a break... the Earth is flat, chemtrails are totally real, and 5G is shrinking everyone's chest size.


Did you hear that the metal on those 5G antennas is actually part of the conspiracy? Lol ☕ Or how they claim record numbers of elderly women passed away all in one single day? Lol lol ☕
See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil...

Dubu, honey, I miss you!
Awkward situation here—we’ve got plenty of meat on the table, but Joe is a vegan 😁

warko, Gary Cook84 and wiredfox?
The Teacher and the Two Repeaters

Hey, Andy, Lou, and Paul?
Coffee & Chat: No Index allowed, what's next? in Off-topic ·
I’ve noticed that both the guys from Chicago and wiredfox have pretty similar voices—if not identical, actually. They both sound a bit raspy, which makes them come across as sounding much older than they probably are...
Coffee & Chat: No Index allowed, what's next? in Off-topic ·
Sarah Ward80 said:Oh, hell no. Absolutely not. Unless he’s the one who wants it, then we can sit down and map out a master plan. He can always learn a thing or two from me if it comes to that.

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Honestly, why bother planning? Just take him out for a game of tennis. You show up in a tiny skirt, everything's bouncing, and he won't even be able to hit the ball straight... you'll know right then he's already yours. Then, grab him for a shower afterward, slip into his stall naked to "help" rub some lotion on his back, and trust me, the little guy will figure out the rest pretty quick...👍
Coffee & Chat: No Index allowed, what's next? in Off-topic ·
Sarah Ward80 said:Yeah, right. Listen. I play soccer with him, I talk with him. I even gave him some boxing lessons for the gym, and now he’s just staring at boobs? He’s just a kid... honestly, wouldn't surprise me. As long as he keeps playing. And I say...

Just turn him into a real man, take the opportunity, what are you waiting for?.. Maybe the kid will actually gain some self-confidence. Honestly, you'd be doing everyone a triple favor: he'll be the man about town, you'll be happy, and his mother will be grateful to you for the rest of her life that he didn't grow up being a sissy.
With all those books, stories, and movies out there on this subject, he's going to end up like some modern American version of *Decameron* or remember Dolly Bell...👍 just make sure you don't end up in prison 🤣
I cut back as much as I possibly could ☕ Honestly, I never thought I’d actually see this happen, but here we are... there's some weird chemical aftertaste, a subtle flavor profile, and my head is going to be absolutely pounding tomorrow... and it's all because of John Smith. One night, I just told myself enough was enough 🙂

It went on like that for about two or three weeks, so I decided to run a little experiment... if it didn't happen again, then I'd figure the first time was just a fluke, 🤔 but things shifted...

So that's the deal—from now on, beer gets a much longer chill 👍
After that whole ordeal, I finally moved away from switching drinks constantly and just settled on wine 🙂 👍
University of California, Berkeley in Off-topic ·
I honestly think you 🤣

What’s the biggest giveaway?
University of California, Berkeley in Off-topic ·
Cool? To me just seems like he's being a shy person..🤷

Was she mostly freaked out about the arrival of those new ?
University of California, Berkeley in Off-topic ·
Sivi Pera

Should I head out this afternoon to go see the little one?
How smart do you think you are? (1-10) in Off-topic ·
Believe it or not, I actually hold my own in certain situations—I’d even give myself a solid 9 there. However, my tendency to miscalculate things and rely too heavily on others drags me down to a 3, which brings my overall average to a 6. But hey, 🙄 based on some past experiences, I can push it to a 7, though that’s really my absolute ceiling 🙂

E: I think things are just getting crowded in the eighth grade, or maybe it's just my relentless three-pointer acting up ☕
Who is the absolute number 1? in Off-topic ·
briskbison55 said:And honestly, they’re spot on when you look at the whole body of work. I mean, this guy has said just about everything under the sun and made every promise imaginable, yet he's spent the last twenty years living like a total hermit just feeding pigeons in the park... definitely an American at heart.

Well, at least you can admit it; now you have one less thing to obsess over.👍
Rate my look: 1-10? in Off-topic ·
cosmicstag52 said:Why wouldn't I?
I personally know people who were never given any positive reinforcement—only constant negativity and insults. Because of that, they still see themselves through that same distorted lens, among other things. ☕
Why on earth wouldn't you give them a compliment, especially if it's true? Or if they actually accomplish something well? It’s infinitely better than just constantly nagging and criticizing them (to put it mildly). 😳


I could tell him a million times, but at the end of the day, his classmates will still tell him he's ugly. Parents definitely play a major role, but they aren't the only factor; you have to consider their social environment and their inherited temperament as well. I actually know plenty of successful, genuinely confident adults who grew up in single-parent households.

For what it's worth, people were always telling me I was unattractive, so I ended up throwing myself into training on my MK18+ and built my confidence that way... 🙂
Who is the absolute number 1? in Off-topic ·
I cast my vote for Darian because he claimed that Tesla was actually Mexican 😁
Rate my look: 1-10? in Off-topic ·
There’s just something so devastatingly empty about this zero... maybe if we're lucky, Jojo will show up again to fill the void.☕
Rate my look: 1-10? in Off-topic ·
If we ran this poll again, everyone would be getting perfect scores, because there’s zero regret after a great night of sex 🤣
My take is that there are way more unrealistic answers here than actual realistic ones
Who's the biggest troublemaker here? in Off-topic ·
And you should probably throw in a lotus flower too 🙂🤣
Who's the biggest troublemaker here? in Off-topic ·
Gelly, if it makes you feel any better, you finally broke free from that last incarnation... you completely tore through the Off swamp, once and for all.