Posts by Carl Mitchell31

Buy some flowers for your wife, sure—but don't forget to grab a little something for yourself too.

Timothy Turner5 said:Good morning to all you busy bees—assuming you’ve already stuffed yourselves with a gourmet breakfast... did you actually get some decent sleep, or did your significant others pin you into a corner of the mattress all night? 😛

Not really. There's a much more famous way couples around here do it—the "back-to-back" position when they're hitting the hay...

Signing up—though I guess I already did that myself...

Kimberly Rodriguez51 said:I’m starting to feel a little bit of discrimination against those of us juggling kids and life...😳

Well, welcome to the club.

I’m heading out from this thread, but I’m still right there in the trenches with you guys!

Jonathan Lee7 said:Well, if you're wishing me well
I hope life treats you just as kind...
:P

Cheers to that. Starting tomorrow, I’m cutting back on the screen time—strictly business and beach days from here on out.

Kate Fox58 said:Man, you really need to work on yourself.
And people are just so ungrateful...

I mean, for heaven's sake, this is the internet. I can do whatever I want here—it's not like anyone would recognize my actual personality in real life anyway. I have zero intention of being serious in this space...

Between Ruby trying to lecture me and act like she’s some kind of educator... I'm just done. I'm out.

Sean Taylor45 said:while I'm sitting here scribbling away and drinking beers in some small town in the Midwest...
if he does end up getting chewed out, at least it'll be in Canadian—that way it won't sting quite as much.

Back in the day in Santa Claus, fathers used to lock their daughters—Canadian women—inside the second they heard someone approaching the house. Good times...

I recently caught this American indie flick about a woman who's hopelessly in love with a friar. It wasn't half bad... actually quite decent.

Sean Taylor45 said:don't push me--
I'll be back, stronger and better than ever...

Don't forget Uncle.

Maybe I'll actually get some luck if I switch up my avatar to a priest.

Now you see why I’m stepping up to take the crown for the seventh month. Honestly, I thought there was no way I could actually snatch that sweet title away from you and Uncle...

Hey, my dear Uncle—how are you holding up with all the constant teasing? I've just got this one person breathing down my neck, while everyone else is pretty much irrelevant to me...

Your old man is gonna give you a real spanking...

Why is Ruby even here if she’s just going to talk trash all day?

Hey, Joe, go ahead and upload that photo—but do me a favor and blur those women out of the shot first.

I'm officially claiming my crown for the seventh month...

Jonathan Lee7 said:5 pages
lock it up XD

We hit our quota for this month and last month too. We haven't missed once.

My leg had been absolutely killing me for a month straight—just constant, nagging pain. I’d bounced around between different doctors and specialists, but honestly, nobody seemed to be getting anywhere with it... until one of them finally gave me some solid advice: "Stop seeing generalists and go see the professors." So, I did. And just like that, the whole thing was sorted out in ten minutes flat.