Posts by Carl Mitchell31

Joshua Chavez21 said:So the line just totally blew me off... am I allowed in the club? 😁

Hell no, you can't. We only deal with members who have been empirically proven here.

We're just sitting here waiting for the anointed king—that high priest Don Corleone—to give us the full rundown on how much of a disaster last night actually was.

So, from what I can gather, is she some kind of angel being punished by God—or maybe just Satan taking a female form?

slyraven27 said:Just breathe, honey—slow down. She saw it, she lived it, now just take a second... 🙂

Don't sweat it, they're in good hands.

And who on earth is this Leprechaun person you’re talking about? I can't see the entire forum from my end, so I'm totally in the dark here...

Don't sweat the toolboxes. Honestly, even Saint Nicholas would probably just look at them and shake his head in shame...

Sean Taylor45 said:Man, look at this guy—he’s gone and pulled a total pro move on that one.
we seriously need to drag him into this thread and nominate him for lifetime President...

Nah, he’s not really our type. We have far too much dignity for that kind of thing.

Hey there!

Some random lady from the forums sent me this totally fake, overly sweet message—so I just gave it to her straight and told her exactly where she could shove it... I’m honestly done with the "let's just be buddies" nonsense after being jerked around.

I honestly have no clue why Starboy hasn't jumped in here yet. Maybe the guy just hasn't seen this... or maybe he's just totally lost...

Sean Taylor45 said:we’re going to have a hell of a time picking a winner here
it’s gonna come down to the tiniest margins—probably a photo finish at this rate...

😁
Unless, of course, Uncle finds some incredibly wasted woman out in the hills and decides to take advantage of her...

Consider this our safe haven!

Uncle won't let go of the crown, even though he's shaking pretty hard after my failed attempt...

You’re safe and sound right here.

Chloe Cooper10 said:And so...🥳

I've gotta say, I really dig it here😍

Welcome to the club!

I’m bowing out of this thread with a bit of dignity... but don't worry, I'll be back eventually.

If some girl happens to wander off course, just let her know she’s wasting her breath...

It feels like nobody actually takes the time to appreciate our inner beauty anymore.

Maria Wright62 said:🤣 I am just not ready to make that kind of sacrifice—you win, I'm out. 😁

Beauty and the Beast.

Sean Taylor45 said:and here he comes
the uncrowned king of chaos has finally arrived

🙂
Adam.