Posts by David Sullivan4

Alex Rogers91 said:John Doe! Muharem...

Well done.

I have my own name. Don't call me Darko.

They say I've been cleared. I'm not asking my mom for permission to post here, so I'll just ask you instead. Peace.

hollowseal33 said:Wasn't there some theory about how physics just won't allow them to fly with those wings or something 😁 or was that for different bugs? 🤔 My bad, anyway...

No. That was about lobsters not being able to fly with those wings on their backs. Honestly, your joke was pretty lame...

Nicholas Perez33 said:I actually buried my potato casserole under a cast iron skillet in Phoenix this past Sunday🙂>
...along with whatever leftovers they couldn't finish😬

Obviously, man. You have to drive all the way to Phoenix just to bulk up because your girl doesn't even know what a moussaka looks like, let alone how to cook one. I've got some extra vacuum cleaner hoses lying around if you need them.

Alex Rogers91 said:I've got a cockroach living under my sink. His name is Loša.

Is Loša carcinogenic?

coastalpanther11 said:What would you have said if you actually showed up to help move a dear colleague?

He probably would have, but I assume he was stuck in <macho mode> while typing this.

Kevin Chavez3 said:My top 3 dreams from the last three months:

1. That one where I slept way past Sleepy Hollow and dreamed I was having a blast down there with Buddy and Attached

Yeah, and then there's the one where we finally track you down after searching for thirty minutes, only for you to look us dead in the eye and say, "I've been right here with you guys, we were just messing with you the whole time"...😵

Sandra Chase16 said:I’m just saying, if you let me catch a whiff of a juniper berry, I’ll pass out instantly—just like Snow White after that apple, or Sleeping Beauty hitting the spindle... 😁

I’d probably add whiskey and brandy to the mix. Jack Daniel's, vodka, whatever... take one sniff, go throw up like a horse, and then I'm ready to drink. Maybe a few more rounds of vomiting along the way. I'm old school. Stick to beer and wine when my stomach is being sensitive.

Alex Rogers91 said:What the hell?! DON'T TOUCH MY GEAR! 🙂

Hey Alex, check this out. We can hit up Zege with Asim. Some dealer's kid was acting like a total clown last night. Says Kas is coming. Apparently, "we need that guy." If you can't snag a jersey from him for ten bucks, then we're done. That kid was completely out of it last night. Like he needed a hospital visit...

btw, this is just another one of those shows where people will claim it was nothing but a crowd of folks in black who didn't crack a single smile...

I'm skipping the concert. But given how stubborn I am, I’ll probably end up getting a little buzzed by around 10 anyway. Don't try to push the drinks on me. Thanks.

Regardless of the Interliber situation, I mostly spent my time browsing the booths filled with stuff for kids aged 7 to 9 (what’s the vibe there? Like, does Egypt on a plate exist—I wonder if they have any "no means no" messaging on those plates?). Eventually, I realized someone might try to jump me and label me a creep, so I stopped. Instead, I shifted my focus to the other interesting sights worthy of any decent American's attention (just take a quick look at Kevin Chavez3's list).

The all-American ads in the algorithm have been stuck in the 50s lately, presented in ten-year increments spanning from 1900 to 1980. Very classy.

I definitely overshot the mark on the female demographic.

coastalpanther11 said:@dzdzihad: Yeah, it hasn't taken much of a hit, it's just that the bodywork isn't pristine anymore. He probably needs to look after the valves a bit more. Everything else seems fine. Canadians are pricey, by the way.

You're telling the truth. Walked in with a fresh haircut and the compliments were flying everywhere. Even when I was out with that metrosexual guy from Canada... yikes...

Susan Clark10 said:What? 🤔

She'll show up eventually and snap back at my comment...😁

Susan Clark10 said:Look, man, I already know. If I try to charge at him, he’ll just sidestep me...😁

Are you actually quoting Prittpen?

I take a quick break, come back, and suddenly hunting season is officially open on me.

For what?

My favorite Cosmo article was "69 Things That Are Better Than Sex." One of those entries was making eye contact with Tom Cruise in a bookstore. I'm losing it...

Rick Astley said:What's your problem? People are constantly telling me to "get lost" when it’s appropriate and when it isn't.😎

You should be told to get lost all the time. Toughen up. Be a man.

I'm working. I don't have time to play games with you people.

Dan, I'm heading to the Coachella festival this Saturday too. Let's grab some burgers beforehand.

Found my ID; it was in my pocket the whole time. 😵

Forget him.

See you tonight.

Dead Carrot said:How do all those mindless magazines like Food Network, National Geographic, My Beer, My Bathroom, My Phone, etc., actually sell, while comics don't? I refuse to believe more people are buying Food Network.

I honestly think nobody buys them... they probably just swap them around like trading cards to get the next issue...

The top 3 dumbest products ever advertised in one of those rags:

1. OUTCASTS DESCENDING
2. HYDRAULIC MANURE LOADERS
3. SEWAGE PLANT TANKERS

Alex Rogers91 said:Did he seriously just insult my family???!!!!!

Man, I am losing my mind right now. If anyone touches my family, we’re going to have a massive problem...