Michelle Carter52 said:well you can if you have a deviated septum, and I've heard plenty of people cut a deal with a doctor who doesn't even have a septum issue just to write down that they do, so they get the cosmetic stuff done for free along with it 😁 even though I think that's totally absurd, but hey, anything goes
I actually know some insider info on this, so I'm gonna lay it out.
Maybe it'll help someone out. 😉
Nothing about this is absurd. Why would it be?
I know someone personally who had nose surgery, and it was at the Mayo Clinic.
It was a friend of mine who got into a minor car accident when she was a kid and hit her nose. It caused a deviated septum. Honestly, it didn't even bother her that much. OK, maybe her breathing wasn't perfect, but she’d been living with it since childhood.
What *really* ate at her was the fact that she inherited this massive, hooked nose from her family that totally trashed her look. She’s had a complex about that nose forever and constantly talked about wanting surgery.
Money was obviously not an option for her.
Later on, she found out she could actually get a nose job covered by Medicare if it's for functional reasons, and while they're at it, they can fix the aesthetics too without any extra charge.
It sounds unbelievable and sketchy, but it's legit and still works today. Anyone with a deviated septum can get it done for free.
All you have to do is go to your primary care doctor and complain about breathing issues so they'll give you a referral for more tests. Once those tests confirm the deviated septum, they offer the surgery.
Before the procedure, they ask the patient if they want to fix the aesthetics as well and exactly what they want (she had the bump removed and narrowed the nose because it was way too big).
The surgeries are usually performed by residents who are basically practicing. So, fixing the looks isn't a big deal for them.
I went to visit her in the hospital and I saw there were a few other people in the room, all having procedures done by residents. I'm not exactly sure which cases go to the residents and which ones go to the actual attending physicians.
When I walked in to see her, I noticed not everyone had the same amount of bandages and bruising. Not everyone gets the same treatment.
Some people just want the function fixed and that's it. Their recovery is way faster. Those were mostly older folks, people who need to bounce back ASAP (for work), or people who are fine with how their nose looks and don't want to deal with the heavy recovery that comes with aesthetic work.
Every single young person I saw there was getting the aesthetics done too.
It took her about a year for everything to settle down. She ended up with a straight, slimmer nose—looked totally natural. She isn't 100% happy with it now (I think she's just overthinking it, but whatever). I know she complained for ages about it feeling numb.
She was even explaining to me how anyone can pretty much do a DIY check for a deviated septum right now.
Just hold a mirror or a piece of glass under your nose and blow hard.
If the fogging is even on both nostrils—you're good, no deviation.
If one side fogs up way more than the other, or the other side barely fogs at all, you've got a deviation.
I remember a bunch of people who weren't happy with their noses but had zero cash for surgery kept grilling her about what kind of accident she had as a kid to get that deviation, joking that they'd love to have a "car accident" just to get a free nose job.😁