Posts by Drew Adams58

The absolute best thing that can happen to you on a Wednesday morning. Some guy breaks into your car but doesn't steal a single thing—he doesn't touch your belongings, he doesn't mess with the lock, and he leaves the radio right where it was. Instead, he just decides to snap your steering wheel in half. 😢

Sublime unknown he he

Honestly, I’d take any track at this point. It isn't even about the music itself; the real issue is the chronic shortage of women out there.

Timothy Jones85 said:you can't really hear any of that heavy metal influence in Primus, honestly

If we're being honest, Omar probably played in some death metal band back in the day—I think before Atteila, they might have even been called the CIA
;D

Between his solo stuff and those Metallica and Doors covers, isn't that just a chapter of his career he should probably leave in the past?

Bob Dylan said:Oh, now he's bringing up Slayer at the Madison Square Garden show back in '98... if I didn't die of boredom then, I never will.
Let's put together a definitive list of the most overrated metal bands of all time:

1-Metallica
2-Slayer
2-Mayhem
4-Cannibal Corpse
5-Deicide (Legion is decent, but the rest? Not so much!)

How dare you write something against Slayer? May you suffer the worst possible fate just so they can play "Kings of Convenience" at your funeral while I dance on a pentagram with my mom.😬 🙂

A list of guitarists who could actually turn these Guitar Hero wannabes into something useful, or just the legends whose critiques always crack me up

1. Those two guys from Slayer—I swear, they're the ultimate icons, pure grit and endless tremolo.
2. The duo from Iron Maiden; same reasoning as above.
3. Sepra—the guitar honestly sounds more like an accordion. 🙂🙂🙂
4. That guy from Wildwood; same reason as the first two.

Balkanijan Pimp said:The media is just inflating his image, and now everyone is suddenly acting like he's a god. If the media hyped up Mecalpine this much, people would be swearing by him instead of Hendrix right about now.

Instigators ☕

Hendrix lacks talent; Hendrix is just on LSD with a fried brain.👍

🤣 :asshole:

Nicholas Perez33 said:Yeah, technically he's the most shred-heavy, but creatively? He's a disaster. Anyone spending ten hours a day obsessing over etudes just to become the next Malmsteen will eventually get there. Thank God that besides those heavy metal guys worshipping Malmsteen, nobody actually takes him seriously.

Vai, Satriani, and Malmsteen are complete caricatures. It’s just something people here seem to fall for. We only need three chords at most, plus, of course, some frantic typing-style solos on the accordion.

Balkanijan Pimp said:Who is to blame when someone just isn't a Metalhead? 🤣

Metalheads—especially those 80s hair metal guitarists—are totally gay. Can we please just get some punk instead? 🙂 🙂

Robin Williams6 said:My dad occasionally wears a shirt for macabre force, this obscure Finnish band that played Brazilian HC and even sang in Portuguese. It actually looks good on him. I ended up giving him all his shirts from the American Academy of Neurology convention; they have a bit more of a punk vibe since they feature brain illustrations on them.

Are you dealing with a slipped disc or something, old man?😬 😬

Congress said:It’s fascinating to consider that even one of today's premier fusion guitarists, Nguyen Le, released the album "Purple" back in 2002, featuring his takes on Hendrix standards. In an interview, he mentioned that Hendrix's playing style remains a profound mystery to him, and this album was just the first step in trying to solve it: "Music Has its Gods , and Jimi Hendrix is One of them". Isn't it interesting how a jazz musician who practices guitar twelve hours a day still struggles to define Hendrix's technique? Meanwhile, here in the States, everyone who has picked up a guitar for five years suddenly thinks they're twice as good as Hendrix himself.

Total nerd, haha. 🙂

Nicholas Perez33 said:<rednek> we don't even want them </rednek> 😬 *spit*

It really shows how much hate there is for anyone who can play anything more complex than Far Coast.😬

boldscout72 said:Talented musicians make the absolute worst performers. 😬

You won't find anyone like that on this forum. 😬

Jim James said:At one point, I actually thought the swamp was right next to the airport... 😲


Haha. Let's throw this in there too:

Haha, only true American men stayed until the end last night to see the alien at its absolute peak. That guy lost five pounds just from jumping around the stage. And don't even get me started on those bass drops hitting the ceiling. 🙏🙏🙏🙏

Timothy Evans is also a god among gods 🙂

I have about a hundred photos, so I'll post some once I get home.

Timothy Evans said:With all that cash we're making (billions of dollars), me and Tommy Ghost are heading straight to Hawaii. We might even make some extra side money by marketing the drummer as some kind of high-end escort—we can't lose!
Just pay for the full-color B2 printing and give them away for free. Honestly, why not just head over to the Swamp and grab everything for nothing? Though, you might have to give Robin Williams6 a little extra affection to make that happen.🙂

I'll cover the cost of the posters myself; forget those cheapskates. How much are you asking for the drummer? I've got two guys in my circle who are absolutely suckers for those metrosexual types.

Robin Williams6 said:Bote... hey,
where was this photo taken?

Spanky, don't tell me you forgot—I matter just a little bit, don't I?

Robin Williams6 said:Hey there, handsome.
Do you have any 🙂?
:zips up fly:😉
I could teach you all about folk music and psychedelics... though, did you know you can't take a dump while standing up?😉 😉

You're my hero.🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

Two out of the three of us won't be able to make it to the concert. 😁 😁

Come on, man, you aren't exactly a country music fanatic, are you? 😘

We're meeting tonight at 9:15 PM at the local diner, (though I can't make it myself)

I'm not quite sure how to spell all these American names correctly, but the message itself is what matters most.

Laura Long5 said:After words that heavy, anything could happen next.😁

Right. Once I get going, things are going to get messy fast.😁 😁

Suto, 6:00 PM—the demise of boldscout72 and Rachel Roberts3, streaming live on a college radio station.🙂

boldscout72 said:Man, you really haven't seen anything yet. Come down to the boardwalk tomorrow and I'll show you what I mean. 🙂

Count me in, man. I'm coming ready for whatever comes my way. Everything is set.