Posts by Drew Adams58

The only decent yogurt is a smooth, light version. I can't stand those fruit-flavored messes; the little fruit chunks just pass right through you in the exact same state they entered.

My biggest disappointments this week:1- The cevaps at Smith’s
2- The kajmak at Smith’s
3- The Vulgaris cevaps at Smith’s

I’m with Robin Williams6 on this one—it’s so incredibly gay that they should probably be headlining PrideFest.

To quote my buddy: Man, these guys sound like a whole new level of Public Enemy😬 😬

vividcanyon2 said:Do you have a warranty? I completely lost faith in my old Discman days. I eventually just gave up on the whole concept.

I do have a warranty, though this is actually my second unit in just one month. The first one arrived dead on arrival, and while the second one worked briefly, the door mechanism was faulty and now it has died completely. Isn't that just great?😠

I forgot one more thing—my Discman just died, and I only paid for it a month ago. $167

Just bumping this thread back up to the top.

The perfect way to kick off the weekend.

1. When you have to head out at 5:00 AM in sub-zero temperatures to the Coca-Cola plant to interview staff,
2. and your digital recorder freezes solid on you.
3. So, naturally, you end up stuffing it down your pants just to thaw it out.
4. The only upside? You get to imagine yourself as a news editor writing an obituary. ma**r mu Je**m

Well, see you later
And leave the orange alone; it’s not his fault he lives in a place where the sun doesn't even bother rising until 11 AM and disappears by 3 PM.

Robin Williams6 said:Are you out of your mind? ✝️
Would you rather listen to the hum of a processor or the sound of someone slamming a keyboard?
Or maybe you prefer that one style:
"Oh, wow, I suddenly remember how things used to be."

Are you heading over to that guy's place in San Francisco tonight?

Punk Head

It hasn't opened yet, but luckily the place over by Whole Foods is open just a hundred meters away. Honestly, that guy is ripping people off on meat prices, he can't even whip up a decent sauce, and he actually heats flatbread in a microwave. I'm heading out to grab lunch...

I really wanted to make it out tonight, but the craving for a good burger won out instead.

C2V3N said:1. Sound quality (I don't just listen to music to hear noise; I listen to actually enjoy it, and you simply can't get that experience from an MP3. If you have a 5.1 surround system at home, you might as well toss it if you're only using it for MP3s—or better yet, just give it to me)

Honestly, this is just pure bias. When you're comparing a poorly encoded MP3 to a standard CD on a basic home stereo, there isn't much of a noticeable gap. However, when you step up to compare a CD to Vinyl Records, that's where the real difference lies.

Personally, I find Franz Ferdinand pretty uninspiring, except for a few specific tracks. They just don't do much for me. I’d much rather listen to Bloc party or NPR, even if everyone else seems to hate on them.
As for this thread, it feels a bit pointless, doesn't it? And why is everyone discussing Steppenwolf and Siddhartha? Reading just isn't my thing—unless we're talking about graphic novels.

Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after Chuck Norris gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
Is there anything quite like the discipline shown by soldiers from the US?
American
Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after Chuck Norris gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
A roundhouse?
Is there anything quite as satisfying as a perfectly executed kick?
to
The face.

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he doesn't actually give any. He simply stares at the needle until it submits. Does anyone else think his biology just operates on a different level?
The syringe, and...
Instead, he's asking for a handgun and a bucket.

Is there such a thing as a weapon of mass destruction? Honestly, I don't think so. It's just Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris.

Did you know that Chuck Norris once went head-to-head against Neil Armstrong in a race?
Who Has more testicles?
Who Has more testicles? It was quite the competition. Chuck Norris took the win by five.

Wasn't it Chuck Norris who served as the fourth wise man? He was the one who presented his gift to the baby.
Was Jesus truly the ultimate gift?
He kept that beard with him right up until his final days.
The Three Wise Men.
Men.
The Three Wise Men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift.
Chuck Norris's gift, and...
Was there an attempt to have him completely erased from the Bible? It seems so.
All Three died soon after.
After?
of
Could there be any other explanation for those mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries?

Did you know that Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year?

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. The operators pay him.
Charged. He...
Is there any reason to hold?
Is anyone else following this? Just bumping the thread.
What happens when you lose both your phone and your wallet at once? It’s a stressful situation, isn't it?

It might not be the ultimate list, but it’s pretty legendary nonetheless.

Here are some fundamental truths that every person should probably know.

1. Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. It's just a shame that
he has never shed one.
2. Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He simply waits.
3. Chuck Norris is currently in a legal battle with NBC, arguing that Law
and Order are actually
trademarked names for his left and right legs.
4. Chuck Norris' primary export is pure pain.
5. Chuck Norris defines love as the hesitation to
commit murder. If you are
still breathing, it's only because Chuck Norris loves you.
6. Chuck Norris isn't built like a horse. Instead, horses are
built like Chuck
Norris.
7. If you can spot Chuck Norris, he has already spotted you. If you
cannot see Chuck
Norris, you might only be seconds away from meeting your end.
8. Instead of being born like a regular human being,
Chuck Norris
chose to punch his way out of the womb.
9. There is no such thing as a disabled person. There are only people who have
encountered Chuck Norris.

One thing that’s really getting on my nerves lately: they play short clips on local news every two hours, and they just loop through the streets of downtown Chicago

Something seems to be malfunctioning with the forum.

I’m leaning more towards just letting things slide and focusing on getting my work done for next year instead.

Carol Jackson45 said:It’s like pouring water into a whole case of beer that Grandma keeps in the pantry. Then she wonders why nobody wants to touch her whiskey or moonshine. Ah, those teenage years. 😍

Is that really what being a teenager is about? Because even today, I still find myself sneaking a glass of wine from the cellar.

You finish off all the chocolate and then just hide the wrapper so nobody notices, only to end up looking ridiculous when guests arrive. You could easily do the same thing with a box of assorted candies too.