Jesse Howard43 said:Man, you really ought to get your eyes checked.
doesn't look even remotely like him
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Jesse Howard43 said:Man, you really ought to get your eyes checked.
Jesse Howard43 said:I'm a rude guy, what can I say. But girls shouldn't be rude, that's unbecoming of femoids.
Jesse Howard43 said:Don't be. That's not very nice.
Jesse Howard43 said:That's very rude of you.
Jesse Howard43 said:I’m on the same page as her.
It's all good. I honestly just don't have the energy to go around posting pictures.
steelorca5 said:Seriously, how on earth is this a five? You've either completely lost your mind or you're just straight-up lying.
Jesse Howard43 said:I look like some random Southern Guy. Kind of like those European royals from the House of Windsor, maybe just with slightly more northern features. That's how I sound as well.
Jesse Howard43 said:Why? I sound like I look. ☕
Jesse Howard43 said:Prove it. ☕
steelorca5 said:Give him a rating from 1 to 10
I mean, there's definitely a creepy vibe coming from those missing teeth, but honestly, if he weren't some notorious serial killer, he actually looks like someone who could have made it as a model without much trouble.
Jesse Howard43 said:Are you some kind of secret agent or something?
Jesse Howard43 said:So, if you aren't speaking with one, what's your accent actually like?
Jesse Howard43 said:Liar.
Jesse Howard43 said:Nah, I look totally different. I was just saying that my basic face shape would probably look pretty similar if you caught me from that specific angle with such terrible lighting. If we were actually looking at decent photos—you know, like the one on the right—I’d look like a completely different person.
I think you're missing the point. The guy walks around with his cheeks sucked in constantly; it’s basically a permanent duckface. You can easily spot the tension around the edges of his mouth. Honestly, it’s what all of them do, I swear. Plus, his body fat is so incredibly low that he almost looks malnourished. He looks way more healthy in that edited photo.
Yeah. I could probably fake it to some degree, but that feels a little silly to me.
brisksurfer19 said:Well, I guess I can't help it if my wife was reading it 😛
I've actually never read or even seen The DaVinci Code. 😱
People keep telling me I'm pretty hot, too. Try beating that 😉