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Jesse Howard43 said:Man, you really ought to get your eyes checked.

doesn't look even remotely like him
Jesse Howard43 said:I'm a rude guy, what can I say. But girls shouldn't be rude, that's unbecoming of femoids.

I really wish I could tell you that I couldn't care less about any of this,

but just like I’ve mentioned a few times now... I'm not much of a liar.
Jesse Howard43 said:Don't be. That's not very nice.

I mean, you have to be willing to give a little instead of just constantly taking,
because honestly, that's just plain rude.
and young Ashton K is exactly my type
Jesse Howard43 said:That's very rude of you.

Well, I suppose if that's how you see it, I guess I am being rude.
He honestly gives off the vibe of a much less attractive version of a young Ashton Kutcher.
Jesse Howard43 said:I’m on the same page as her.

It's all good. I honestly just don't have the energy to go around posting pictures.

plus, I really don't feel like having to prove my American accent either.
steelorca5 said:Seriously, how on earth is this a five? You've either completely lost your mind or you're just straight-up lying.

image

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It's honestly pretty hideous.
Jesse Howard43 said:I look like some random Southern Guy. Kind of like those European royals from the House of Windsor, maybe just with slightly more northern features. That's how I sound as well.

I think I’d need to see a photo or something to be sure
but you’ve already seen me...
Jesse Howard43 said:Why? I sound like I look. ☕

I don't know, I haven't actually seen you before.
Jesse Howard43 said:Prove it. ☕

I guess I could, sure, provided you're willing to do the exact same thing.
Honestly, looks don't have anything to do with your accent when you're speaking English
steelorca5 said:Give him a rating from 1 to 10

I mean, there's definitely a creepy vibe coming from those missing teeth, but honestly, if he weren't some notorious serial killer, he actually looks like someone who could have made it as a model without much trouble.

I don't know, personally I find him a little too sharp-featured for my taste.
I'd probably put him at a 5.
That guy is a total creep
Jesse Howard43 said:Are you some kind of secret agent or something?

I mean, if I actually were, do you honestly think I'd be out here telling you?
Jesse Howard43 said:So, if you aren't speaking with one, what's your accent actually like?

American
Jesse Howard43 said:Liar.

I'm really not lying, I promise.
Jesse Howard43 said:Nah, I look totally different. I was just saying that my basic face shape would probably look pretty similar if you caught me from that specific angle with such terrible lighting. If we were actually looking at decent photos—you know, like the one on the right—I’d look like a completely different person.

I think you're missing the point. The guy walks around with his cheeks sucked in constantly; it’s basically a permanent duckface. You can easily spot the tension around the edges of his mouth. Honestly, it’s what all of them do, I swear. Plus, his body fat is so incredibly low that he almost looks malnourished. He looks way more healthy in that edited photo.

Yeah. I could probably fake it to some degree, but that feels a little silly to me.

I don't have an American accent
I was just sitting here wondering if any of you guys find yourselves carrying around a heavy accent whenever you're speaking English
brisksurfer19 said:Well, I guess I can't help it if my wife was reading it 😛
I've actually never read or even seen The DaVinci Code. 😱

People keep telling me I'm pretty hot, too. Try beating that 😉

I hear that all the time myself
and honestly, I don't find it weird at all to compete against a woman🤣