Posts by vividcanyon2

vividcanyon2 said:Here’s the ultimate checklist of things the inner globalist in me just craves:

1. Burger King 😍—just 🙂pure bliss
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Man, you and I 🙂are totally
on the same page.

Sean Lee7 said:I totally bombed my exam, so...

My friend actually knocked a cyclist down during her test. Right in the middle of a crosswalk.

Carol Jackson45 said:We gave it a shot, but it was a total bust. I’m not sitting around waiting two days with lunch ready while he’s out chasing some damn Baskerville hounds. And that Sherlock Holmes guy—man, what a headache—always making excuses, whether it was for the movies, a concert, or just sleeping through everything because he can't stand being at our place in Springfield... 🙄

🤣 🤣 🤣

Carol Jackson45 said:A chronological list of absolute fails from my first driving test:

🤣 😂 This is honestly tragic 😂🤣

The top 3 shows I’ve been obsessing over lately:

1. Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
2. Deftones
3. Chappell Roan

😍 😍

Deftones played a festival recently—caught a bit of Tool while I was out there too.😁

The #1 recipe I got my hands on today:

1. For the greatest strawberry cake in the entire universe 🙂

It took me ten years to finally beg this out of a friend—she finally decided to share it with us mere mortals 🙏 🙂 😁

The official police department website is an absolute disaster.

That’s exactly what I was thinking. Since the Olympics just wrapped up earlier this year, we're all pretty much checked out 🙄

Does anyone know where I can catch the semi-final broadcasts or replays tomorrow? Local cable here isn't showing it 🙂

Just saw this 😂 😂

If he’d actually mentioned the cowboys... 🤣

A friend of mine once told me she’s into it when her guy pokes her stomach and his hand sinks in all the way to the elbow 🤣—and honestly, she actually dated guys like that, damn them. But I guess that phase is over now. Her latest guy was about 1/5th as impressive as any of her exes 😁
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For me, carrying extra weight definitely isn't a fetish—and clearly wasn't for my ex, either. He basically sentenced me to a week of celibacy just because I mentioned sex, bellies, and jiggling in the same sentence during a totally casual, non-malicious conversation 😳
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ari peka nikkola said:keep an eye out for those personal tells...

Good grief, who even writes this stuff? 😂

Drew Adams58 said:Just to add to this—the second best marketing move ever

A T-shirt using the exact same style, but with "Jesus be the law" printed on it.

Oh man, I saw that one 🤣

There's actually a book on this too 😁

Carol Jackson45 said:I’m not even going to bother posting the list—it’s honestly embarrassing. It’s nothing but Calexic and Sleater-Kinney. 😳

Ugh, fine—here’s mine:

Chang Ffos 46
2 Deftones 19 3 No-Neck blues band 9
Deftones 19 3 No-Neck blues band 9

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The top 3 most incoherent votes on this forum:

1. ngh
2. gnje
3. pffffft

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halijen said:Mladen Grdovic is a total legend—back when Mijo was working on putting up posters for some punk show in San Diego, this guy rolls up in a Mercedes with tinted windows, just cracks the glass an inch, and barks, "Don't you dare touch my posters, you hear me?"

😂 😂

brightridge19 said:Leave Orlando alone.

😘 looks like people are actually interested in visiting Phoenix 😁

Carol Jackson45 said:

🤣 🤣

Man, I'll take Orlando, but I'm seeing Johnny almost every other weekend. Is that doable? 😬

They’re saying she’s going to 🙂

Go ahead—throw yourself at her, make a scene, and distract everyone while I snatch these two away 😁

Wait, what? Who? Where? 😲

😁

Top 3 wins from today:

1. Finally snagged all the Silent Hill games 🎉 🙂
2. Word on the street is Orlando Bloom and Johnny Depp might hit up Miami for the Pirates of the Caribbean 2 premiere. Anyone else down to go?! 🙂 😍 🙂
3. Payday finally hit the account 🙂

Here it is: