Posts by Rachel Richardson

Grace Mitchell87 said:🤣 🤣

And sure, I’ll be following along as Baby grows up too. 😁

+1 😁

My wife has already started bringing up how much she misses having a Baby around. 🤣

stormygardener93 said:She was 25 back in 2019—now she's already 30.
I can't quite gauge how committed she is to this forum yet. 😏

Time really does fly differently.🙂
My gut tells me she’ll be stuck at 30 for the next three decades. 🤣

Nicole Myers said:I told her right away—she came to the right place for advice.
My advice to her? No sex before marriage. Don't give in. 👍

Sex? That should strictly be for making children.🙂
One wrong look and it's all over. 🙂

Maybe wrap yourself in three layers of blankets, just to be safe? 🤔

What is this—beginner-level nuts? 🤣

Josh made a fair point there, honestly—it’s just how things go. 🤣

Grace Anderson3 said:Hey everyone—a little boy arrived about an hour ago. I'll check back in once I've had a moment to catch my breath. 😵

A warm greeting from Diana 🙂

Walter Baker2 said:It isn't you two doing the raising—it's Grace Anderson3.

Well, sure—but we're still looking out for them too. 😁

Grace Sanders24 said:Thank God it didn't happen again tonight. I just don't have the energy left for family matters. 🕺

I hear you.
Hopefully tomorrow is quiet too—it’s been an exhausting day on my end as well. 😬

Grace Anderson3 said:It isn't 😛

Hot to sleep on this, people 👋

E: Super for her if that's actually the case.

She had zero reason to make things up

Why don't you like her?🍿

Grace Anderson3 said:I had this dream where I was at a postpartum checkup—and the doctor tells me I’m pregnant again. I'm like, "What?! I just gave birth..." and poor Hans felt a bit lightheaded when I told him about it. 🤷

Which girl? 🍿

Just a friend of my wife's—she's the godmother to my firstborn. 🙂
She's young, but she's had some intense family drama—
total chaos, really.😁

The girl who claimed starting a family was a walk in the park spent her entire day helping contractors remodel the kitchen🤔🧐

Grace Anderson3 said:All we've seen so far are just minor, intermittent efforts—sort of false starts—but those aren't the actual breakthroughs. 🤷 That’s all I can tell you for now. 🤷

Fingers crossed.👍

Grace Anderson3 said:It's all fine—until I start acting like this: 🙂

True 😍

Nicole Myers said:It started one way, but it's going to end up being a total wash. 😁

At the rate he's going, he might as well be a scorpion 🤣

Alright, this should be an interesting discussion 🍿

Grace Sanders24 said:Oh, man... 🤦this is bad.

Sleep tight 😬

Grace Sanders24 said:Why hasn't she checked in yet? Seriously—how long can one session actually last?😠

Bell is an Aquarius—the whole thing clocks in at under three hours.🍿

Grace Sanders24 said:Why on earth are you asking me, Anthony Nguyen81? You’re the one who actually knows their way around this stuff! Don't try to play dumb with me—it's not working. I have work to do tomorrow morning, and I have absolutely no intention of pulling an all-nighter. If things are going to start moving, let them start tomorrow afternoon.☕

Am I currently unaware of today's date? 😁

Nicole Myers said:She’s going into labor tonight—right around the time you wake up. Hans will leave a post on the thread once it happens. Baby, moo, moo. 🤣

Alright, I checked with my wife—she’s 22—and she said it was a Leo. 😁

Well, Hans really screwed the pooch here😬

Grace Sanders24 said:Excuse me? What exactly do you mean by that?! 😲

The lion has already finished its business for the day—it's officially virgin territory now.🤔

Walter Baker2 said:I suspect it’s Hans from behind—or perhaps just in a spoon.

Yeah.

Grace Sanders24 said:Good grief, you just have a thing for anything feminine!🙂

So, does an Aquarius hook up with her first?
Is there some unwritten rule here—that she can only give birth after sleeping with an Aquarius?
And what exactly makes Hans an Aquarius? 🤔

I went to check—it doesn't necessarily have to be.

An Aquarius only accounts for about one-fifth of cases.

Nicole Myers said:🤣

Now I see why everyone is so drawn to Aquarians.

Basically a permit for easier labor, I guess.🤣

That's why Bell is making moves.🤣

Grace Sanders24 said:So now Dinah is having sex. Is it possible for labor to actually start during intercourse, Wikipedia?🤔

My take—the water breaking usually happens first.🤔

That said, an orgasm could be beneficial. 😬

Physical activity also helps speed up the process.🤔