Posts by Brian Collins25

copperbear60 said:Are you kidding me with this? Anyway, I'm nervous about getting a circumcision. Does it hurt, and what's the best way to handle the recovery without all the pain?

Aaaaaaa! Now I get it!

You're doing it all wrong—stop rubbing it, or you'll end up long and skinny!

How the hell are you supposed to jerk off if you can't even pull back the skin?!

I'm going to bed, dammit... it's 2 AM and I'm sitting here talking about some guy's dick... 🤦

What do you mean "what"? When was the last time you even had a physical? Or did you at least go for a routine checkup back in high school? That's where they actually test for this stuff... and besides, what does any of that have to do with love, romance, or sex? 🤷

Jesus's mother, and the apostles 🤦

Kevin Long20 said:That’s yellow, not green. 😉

Oh, really?
Every single one of those testing photos and videos shows yellow, but looking at all this race footage, it looks more like some kind of neon green to me...

So it actually is yellow? Well, damn...

darkmarlin16 said:Pepsi really should have sponsored Brawn; they should've gone with a blue, red, and white color scheme.

Well, Virgin is their sponsor right now, so the car is white with some green and black accents along the edges.

The whole Pepsi deal clearly fell through...🤷

But if they keep up this kind of performance next season, they'll be fully set with all sorts of deals. It’s a shame, though—mostly because of how good those colors would have looked. It was such a simple, brilliant concept.
On the other hand, I’m already pulling for this team. I've always been a big fan of Barrichello since his days at Ford, and seeing Button finally get a real shot after struggling for so long makes me happy.

stormybadger8 said:Someone just close this thread already. This has absolutely nothing to do with Vietnam anymore; it’s turned into pure spam.🙈 Shut it down while you still can.😁

Fine, no need for a sugar rush...

stormybadger8 said:Obviously I was talking about the Czech Republic. 🙂 What, you think I don't know my way around a good beer? 😲 What are you even 😱

But honestly, who cares? The main thing is we get some decent advertising out of this. Instead of sending us those useless digital antenna vouchers, I want CNN to send a case of Budweiser with the Formula 1 logo on it straight to my doorstep. 😬

Can we get candy too? 🙂

stormybadger8 said:Quality beer😬 would make for a great ad, too.👍 You've got my vote on that one.😁

🙂

Maybe we could strike up a business deal with Budweiser, then we'd at least have some stock on hand.😬
"This broadcast is brought to you by—Budweiser!"

Frank Collins85 said:I just hope you aren't talking about American Budweiser; that stuff isn't even good enough to wash a toilet with...🤮

Czech... uh, now that is nectar.🙂

Who cares? An ad is an ad, and business is business.😁

Brawn is easily the best looking... (compared to the competition's Ford 😍)

That white livery, with just those few black and green accents, looks freaking amazing. Honestly, I hope they don't pick up any more sponsors—I'd hate to see them clutter up the whole car 🙂

stormybadger8 said:Fellipe Baby be cool 😎 😬 🤣😂

This could be tweaked slightly to make for an incredible ad campaign!

"I need a Budweiser! Please, come on! A Budweiser! Aside from that, I can't drink anything else!"

"Felipe, baby, stay cool! We're bringing you the Budweiser, stay cool!"

-Stay cool. Drink Budweiser!-

Jose Taylor17 said:oh sure, BMW is just the absolute best ☕

My grandma’s got more wrinkles than you ☕

ironfalcon43 said:Clearly, you didn't watch last season.☕

Look, I get that you're a McLaren fan—nobody's perfect—but you seriously can't sit there and tell me they're the best.

First off, McLaren performed incredibly well last year—especially compared to how they're running this season. When you pair that kind of technical performance with an elite driver, success becomes an absolute certainty.

Looking back at last season, Vettel beat him in that specific race where he lost the very position that cost him the championship. It’s a pattern, too—the year before that, he also completely bottled the deciding race and let the title slip away.

Just because someone took the title last year doesn't mean they're the greatest to ever sit in a cockpit. In my book, Alonso, Vettel, and Kubica are far superior drivers. Sure, those two might not have the trophy cabinet to back it up just yet, but their time is coming—and it's going to happen fast.

John Bennett4 said:Lewis Hamilton drove a total junk car with a stuck rev limiter and still managed to claw his way up to 5th. Out of everyone on that track, he was easily the best at holding his line, and more importantly, he didn't screw anything up. Massive respect, once again. 👍

Vettel, you’ve still got plenty of chocolate pudding left to eat. 👎

Which race were you watching where Lewis Hamilton finished 5th?
And even then, what he actually achieved was just a fluke caused by a few random excursions and pure luck. For most of the race, he was practically invisible.

And Vettel is basically an alien to him. The season has barely even kicked off, so we'll see where he actually stands soon enough. Unless, of course, Red Bull runs into trouble because their car design is such an outlier compared to the rest of the field.🤷

Tyler Carter33 said:What a race. It’s a damn shame the rain forced a stoppage, because things were definitely about to get chaotic on track. As for Ferrari, they look shockingly bad right out of the gate this season—absolute garbage performance in both qualifying and the race itself.😂
Poor Massa. Honestly, what a loser. He sat there like such a nerd just waiting for the race to restart, hoping his car would actually pick up a single point. If I actually cared about him, I might have felt bad, but I don't.🤣
Kudos to Lewis Hamilton. He’s proven once again that he’s in a league of his own and clearly the best driver in Formula 1.🙏🙏🙏

What exactly are we supposed to expect from them?
With both Ross Brawn and Jean Todt gone, the team is completely falling apart. Kimi couldn't care less than usual, and while Massa is giving it his all, it’s damn near impossible to race seriously without real leadership at the helm.

Lewis Hamilton is the best driver McLaren has ever had... for now. ☕

Morgan Murphy7 said:exactly 😁

I follow Fernando Alonso, and if there's even a slight chance he grabs a single point, I'm practically shaking with excitement. 🤣

And once upon a time, he was actually a World Champion. 😉

Man, that’s just sad. 😢

Kimi changed his nickname from The Iceman to Ice cream man... all the kids in the small towns absolutely adore him! Family frost! Tu-li-lu-li-tu-li-lu!

How about you change that Pete to Psych?😲